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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479' from The Tim Dillon Show on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-17. Transcript available.

Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
I want to apologize, you know, to the Trump administration.
You know, I've been very critical of them.
But it's come to my attention that they actually did sort of a real important
thing recently.
They got a lot of our first responders and our military and, you know, people
that had sacrificed for the country.
And, you know, President Trump owns this country club, Mar-a-Lago, right, where
he lives part of the year.
And he decided a really good use of his property and his wealth would be to
kind of bring in people that had made the ultimate sacrifice, like some of
their families.
And, you know, he put together kind of a family-friendly Mar-a-Lago day for
people that don't have a lot.
And, you know, financially, they have other things.
But they're hurting, like many Americans are hurting.
And I thought it was a really classy use of Mar-a-Lago.
I thought it was actually really cool.
I, you know, you can be black-pilled by the actions of this administration, you
know.
But when they do something that's really selfless, and it's kind of a great
example to other people of charity.
You know, so let's take a look at this.
Again, this is a nice family day for the United States military at Mar-a-Lago.
Let's take a look.
And the way you look tonight
Hey, baby, since I've come home
I've been like a young man
And I wish you'd been to me
Oh, now, if you'd like to be
Well, there you have it, folks.
That is the first responder U.S. military family day at Mar-a-Lago.
I thought that was a really great
Didn't a furry kill their friend, by the way?
Does anyone look at the optics of this?
I don't want to hear anything about Hollywood, by the way, anymore from anybody.
I don't want to hear about Hollywood and this party and that party.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Didn't a furry supposedly shoot Charlie Kirk or, like, the lover of the furry?
Isn't that?
That was, like, days ago.
Like, months ago.
Just the optics of it.
And I'm not even, I'm not even, I'm not a prude.
Have parties.
Dress up in a costume.
Whatever.
But don't you think that it would, somebody would say, you know what?
Americans are broke.
Having a, uh, eyes wide shut.
And I'm sure they weren't fucking at that party because they're all octogenary.
They're, like, elderly.
Maybe they were.
But they were, like, old people wearing dog masks and 18th century ball gowns.
Don't, don't you think if we fill the country club that the president owns with
people in dog masks and 18th century ball gowns during a period of economic
hardship.
Also, someone who kind of was into similar things shot our friend.
They shot that guy.
Do you think that there was any optics discussion there?
Do you think anyone sat down and went, you know, this isn't ideal to have this
going on?
It just seems like the point of everything is to demoralize you in a way that,
uh, can't, it's not even, like, it's not even debatable anymore how insane this
is.
And then nobody would have stopped and said, you know, that woman just caught a
bullet to the face.
A few bullets.
We got riots.
We got protests.
People in Iran are protesting and, you know, they're getting, they're getting mowed
down.
So I hear.
And, and I'm not saying I don't believe it.
I'm just not there.
I get it.
So we've got all that happening.
Russia is like, Russia's like ready to like nuke Europe, by the way.
Like there, Russia feels that the Western powers have aligned against them,
which is true.
I'm not holding water for Russia.
I'm just telling you what's happening.
Russia now feels like if, if the U.S. is going to go and knock over Venezuela
and take the oil and maybe knock over Iran and help the Ukraine sponsor attacks
on, on Russian infrastructure and kidnap, but I'm not kidnap, seize an oil tanker
bound for Russia.
And I think Russia is now getting to the point where they're like, they don't
see a way out of this without using, and we hope this isn't true, like crazy
weapons, nuclear weapons.
And in the midst of all of this, someone decided that it would be a good idea
to do this.
Play, play that again.
Play it from right there again.
Someone decided it would be a good idea to do this.
It's literally the end of the world.
It is literally the end of the world.
I mean, and somebody said, let's do, now I don't give a fuck what this was for.
Some dog rescue, some charity.
Who gives a fuck what it was for?
Stop with the charities.
They're all fake.
They're all fake.
Will you stop?
Whatever chat, this is an excuse to put on dog masks and get drunk.
And God only knows what else.
But this whole idea that like everybody's showing up to Mar-a-Lago is doing
charity is hilarious.
They're just givers over there.
They can't stop giving.
That's why they're in Mar-a-Lago.
They can't stop giving.
I mean, it's like, it's like an absurdity.
And the Kirk thing, the idea, and I'm not saying that these people are furries
or that all furries are bad or whatever.
But the idea that the furry, the furry's boyfriend shot your friend and then
you're in the dog mask.
Three months later, you're in a dog mask.
The furry's boyfriend.
So we are to believe.
And I'll believe it when the evidence comes out.
But no one said, you know, the guy that, you know, the guy that was banging the,
you know, the furry that was banging the guy that shot Charlie that, you know,
like maybe we shouldn't, maybe we shouldn't do the dog party.
It's, it's, it's absolutely psychotic.
It's 1,000% psychotic.
And it's a charity.
Now, can you find out what charity this was for?
What charity this was for?
My favorite new thing is, um, it was for the American Humane Society's 15th
annual Hero Dog Awards Gala.
Hero Dog Awards Gala.
So, apparently, can you look this up?
The Hero Dog Awards.
Okay.
Make it a little bigger so I can read it here.
In my furry mask.
For 15 years, our nationwide competition has invited dog owners across America
to nominate their canine heroes.
Whether they're service dogs helping people with disabilities, again, largely
fake.
Outside of a few blind, the dogs that are helping the blind, seeing eye dog,
the service dog phenomenon is a largely fake phenomenon.
It just is what it is.
Therapy dogs bringing comfort to those in need.
Again, also, largely fake.
Now, there's some great dogs in the hospital and stuff, but let's be honest.
It's usually some bitch in yoga pants on an American Airlines flight with a Pomeranian.
It's fake.
Or family pets who have shown unexpected bravery.
So, I guess these are hero dogs that they're celebrating at Mar-a-Lago.
I guess, I guess, I guess some of these dogs.
Okay.
So, here are the, the 2025 hero is Sergeant Bo.
He provides comfort.
So, let's see what Bo, let's see what, okay, so let's, let's go.
Let's make, make it a, all right, Sergeant Bo.
So, Sergeant Bo has provided comfort.
What kind of breed is he?
Go up.
Let's see what kind of breed Bo is.
He's a, he's a cutie.
Do we know what kind of breed he is?
He's a mixed breed.
Okay.
So, now, Sergeant Bo, let's read this here.
Sergeant Bo is a dedicated, uh, therapy dog who would spend time with the IDF.
After the IDF had lit Palestinians on fire, many of them expressed pangs of
regret.
Bo cheered them up.
And just his presence reminded them that everything they were doing was
incredibly necessary.
And, in fact, they should do it more frequently and more efficiently.
Bo offered comfort to countless IDF soldiers who felt regret after the things
that they had to do.
In addition to trauma support, he helped de-escalate children in crisis and
offered comfort to everyone he, uh, met.
So, that's Sergeant Bo.
Let's, let's see who else is here.
Who is the runner-up this year?
Who's the runner-up?
Oh, he's a finalist.
Donald.
Superpower.
Intuitive guidance and life-saving protection.
Donald is, uh, from, uh, Fort Myers, Florida.
Donald is a dedicated guide dog who helped Pam Bondi by eating some of the Epstein
files.
She promised to release to the general public.
Donald ate, ate the files and then was taken to the vet to have his stomach
pump.
Interesting.
I didn't know that was.
By the way, this is how fake this is.
Obviously, I'm kidding around with the IDF in this.
But let me, can I actually read the real one is funnier than what I actually am
saying.
This is how fake this is.
What moment Bess shows Donald the dog's heroism?
Sometimes, being a hero means knowing when not to obey.
Donald once suddenly stopped and refused to move forward, blocking his handler
from stepping ahead.
Only then did they realize the sidewalk had been torn up by construction.
His smart, instinctive decision to disobey kept his handler out of harm's way.
Do you realize how fake this is?
Apparently, this dog stopped this bitch from tripping over a traffic cone.
Get this the fuck out of here.
Enough, enough.
Enough, enough, enough.
But I mean, God.
I'm telling you, it's unbelievable.
Just watching all of it is truly unbelievable.
It's actually funny.
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A lot of people are criticizing ICE.
I've done it myself.
But this gives you a little hope.
21-year-old anti-ICE protesters shot in the face with non-lethal round and
blinded in one eye.
That is an improvement.
Sorry.
It is an improvement.
Two weeks ago, they shot a mother in the face three times in her car.
Now, they have only blinded someone in one eye.
I mean, the week after this, they're only going to break a few ribs.
It's getting better.
I think it's getting better.
We have to see this as kind of a de-escalation.
They shot that woman three times in the face.
And now, they shot someone in the face.
They like doing that.
They do like shooting in the face.
But he only lost one eye because this was non-lethal.
Let's see more of this here.
Over the phone from the hospital, he says an officer shot a non-lethal weapon
point blank in his face.
He will never again regain his vision.
Only in one eye.
Doctors tell him.
He insists he was not being violent and that he was holding a loudspeaker when
he was grabbed.
Make this a little bigger, please.
The other protester who spoke at a press conference, Echostat.
OC supervisors who were at an earlier part of the protest Friday say they are
disturbed by the video of the exchange.
Do we have a 