Name: Jared Kushner, Trump Obsession, & Healing Through Hate | The Tim Dillon Show #480
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Jared Kushner, Trump Obsession, & Healing Through Hate | The Tim Dillon Show #480

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Thank you for coming out to the birthday show that I did at the Hollywood Improv.
It was very nice of everybody to come out here.
I'm only in L.A. for a few more days.
And help me celebrate my birthday from the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles.
City of the future, city of dreams.
And I'll hear nothing to the contrary.
And it was very nice.
Thank you to Robbie Hoffman, Nikki Glaser, and others who helped me celebrate
my birthday.
Of course, my birthday and many people's birthdays overshadowed by, what's his
name?
Brooklyn Beckham's fallout with his family.
This has been very difficult for everyone I know.
It's been very hard for people to kind of go on about their daily activity,
their daily life.
Kind of knowing how unhappy they all are over there.
How everyone's hot and rich and no one's happy.
No one has any.
They have the same problems as you do.
But they're hot and rich.
But, you know, you're all fat and not rich.
I'm not going at you.
I'm saying statistically, I'm saying statistically, that's America.
That's genuinely America, like on average, statistically.
But Brooklyn Beckham and his wife, what's her name?
I don't know any of this.
I think it's Nicoletta.
Well, Nicoletta and Brooklyn Beckham.
Or Nicola.
Oh, Nicola.
Nicola.
Whatever.
They're having problems with David Beckham and Victoria.
They're in a feud.
So, they really, you know, listen.
You think just because they're hot and rich that it's all good?
No.
They have the same problems as you.
Shut up about your health care.
You shut up about your health care.
What do you need?
Listen.
And by the way, don't think that this will not be a common theme.
Like, petty family drama.
Like, very wealthy people, they're going to bring out petty family drama.
And you're going to, they're trying to invest you in that.
And the message is clear.
These people are just like you.
You get mad, they get mad.
You get in a fight with your parents, they get in a fight with their parents.
So, don't start complaining.
Don't start asking for things.
Money ain't the answer.
They're upset, too.
I was, I heard this.
This was like big news, apparently, in the world of celebrity gossip.
I don't pay attention to Beckhams.
I don't care about them at all.
They're very uninteresting to me.
David Beckham, you know, obviously, we know who he is.
His wife is, what, posh spice, right?
Yeah, so, whatever.
Immigrants, right?
And I don't pay attention to them.
Because they don't do anything that I, you know, you know, like,
Harry and Meghan are fun and, you know, they're trying to destroy a monarchy
and, you know, destroy the world and everything.
And that's interesting to me, a couple who's trying to do that.
Say what you will about Harry and Meghan, but they're recreating the death
scene
that his mother got, you know, she got killed.
They're recreating that in Manhattan and, you know, I like them.
But the Beckhams are kind of boring and they don't have anything going on.
So, let's play the, let's play this from E! News.
And what are the kids' names again?
It's like Cruz Beckham and Brooklyn Beckham.
Yeah, so here are the, here's the E! News.
This was, this is the report on the Beckham family.
Here we go.
Brooklyn Peltz Beckham steps out with his wife, Nicola Peltz Beckham,
amid a rift with his family.
Three days after the estranged son of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham
released a lengthy statement addressing his ongoing feud with his family,
he was all smiles on a beach date with his wife in Malibu, California.
During the January 22nd outing with her dog,
Brooklyn sported a brown sweatshirt and black pants
and flashed his wedding ring while wrapping his arm around Nicola.
For her part, the model donned a white poncho top and blue jeans.
She smiled at her husband and carried her Starbucks coffee.
The couple's romantic stroll marks their first public sighting
since Brooklyn spoke out against his family
and claimed to have been, quote,
controlled by my parents for most of my life.
26-year-old said that his mom, Victoria,
is not a fan of his relationship with Nicola
and repeatedly invited women from his past into their lives
in ways that were, quote,
clearly...
The mom's probably right.
Stop it there.
The mom is probably right
because...
I don't know anything about the other woman,
but the mom is probably saying,
listen, I know the DNA of these people
that are going to come
and they're going to try to steal your money
and they're going to use you for your fame.
And the mom probably is correct on that.
The mother knows.
And this kid probably doesn't like it
because, you know,
she's got good box,
whatever her name is,
Nicola.
And the mom's like,
listen, we'll get you whores from your past
that I...
We'll get you an approved whore
that the family approves of.
We will get a gold-digging whore
that the family approves of.
We just don't like this one.
And he's hitting back going,
hey, that's not fair.
I get to choose my own gold-digging whore.
I'm an adult.
And the mother goes,
listen,
we got gold-digging whores
on speed dial.
We can get a gold-digging whore here
in five minutes.
The one you have chosen
is not...
We do not like that particular
gold-digging whore.
And then Brooklyn Beckham
probably got upset at that.
And, you know, the mother's...
You know, she's meddling.
So she calls him and she goes,
hey, I'm in the supermarket.
I just bumped into this gold-digging whore
that I love.
And then he's like,
stop doing this.
I have found
my gold-digging whore.
Please, mom.
But the point of this whole thing,
I guess,
is that kids are going no contact
from their parents, right?
This is something that's happening.
David and Victoria Beckham,
family drama,
pulls in a generation
unafraid to go no contact.
people are basically giving up
on the idea of family.
Which, by the way,
I don't know how I feel about that.
I'm saying
I'm pro-family.
I'm very much that.
Not my family,
but I'm pro-other people's families.
No, I am.
I'm pro-families I see
when I'm out.
I'm pro-them.
I'm pro-your family.
I like that whole idea.
My family, personally,
is I'm not super pro-them,
but the institution of family,
and there's people in my family
that I'm for,
and there's people
that I'm not for.
I'm not against them,
but there are people
that we've decided,
mutually,
that there's nothing,
and nothing is worse
than a fake family.
You have to be a real family
or nothing.
That's what I think
no contact is.
I think no contact
is people just going,
I think we're not
going to pretend anymore
to do the bullshit.
We either love each other
and we're an actual family,
which, again,
I am for,
on the record,
or
we're this other thing,
this thing that's like
we feel obligated,
but no one likes it,
and it's not for anybody
and it doesn't matter
and it's only a few times a year
and we're trying to like
get out of it.
I'm not saying
there's not value
in a limited relationship
with your family,
but people
are not as into that now.
This is something
that is happening.
You know,
people don't seem
to be as into like,
and some of it is political.
Some of it is political.
I said last episode,
there are people
who like Donald Trump
more than their children.
There's nothing
to be done about that.
And there's people
that hate Donald Trump
more than they love
their sister
or brother.
And that's where we're at
as a country
where people go,
yeah,
we grew up together,
we shared a room
for 10 years.
You cried on my shoulder
when your boyfriend
dumped you.
You know,
we were there together
when we found out
mom got killed
by that drunk driver.
But I just,
I can't get past
your support
for tariffs.
I can't.
I won't.
I won't.
Don't you understand
it's a tax paid
by the people?
Whatever it is.
There are people
who've just decided
that their political allegiances
mean more to them.
They get more happiness
out of it.
Here's the thing.
I could bemoan this.
I could say,
and I will,
that it's a terrible
development, right?
Like it's bad
and it is.
But you know,
like it's obvious
that you shouldn't care
about like,
I don't know,
you know,
Greenland or something
more than your own family.
You know,
I'm just pulling that out
of thin air.
But people
are not
getting as much
enjoyment
out of their family
as they are
out of either
loving
or hating
Donald Trump.
It's the ultimate
drug
that people,
they cannot,
they will not
get
reconnecting
with their brother
and reminiscing
about old times.
Whatever happened
to that bar?
Remember you met
that crazy chick
in that bar?
That's not
going to do it
anymore
because in the
middle of that,
in the middle
of that human
moment
that two human
beings are having
about a human
event that happened
a long time ago,
one of them
is going to
look at their
phone
to just
find Donald
Trump.
It doesn't
matter how
personal the
anecdote is.
it doesn't
matter how
deeply they
are trying
to connect.
It doesn't
matter.
They could be
talking about
how mom
fought her
cancer and
she called
us into the
room and we
all held
hands.
It doesn't
matter.
It doesn't
matter.
Whether they
love or hate
Trump, it
doesn't matter.
They in the
middle of that
are going to
look at their
phone and
they're going
to find
Donald Trump.
I'm telling
you, it
won't matter
what they're
talking about.
The time
where you
could imagine
that happening
like they're
in a tiny
house in
Pennsylvania.
It's not
tiny, it's
whatever.
It's totally
respectable size
and it's a
suburb and
it's autumn
and people are
finally meeting
each other and
they're meeting
their families
and there's a
profound human
moment there
where like
people that
haven't spoken
in a while
or just
haven't seen
each other
in a while
and I've
been there
and I've
witnessed this.
It's like a
profoundly human
moment, kind
of awkward in
the beginning,
a few glasses
of wine and
you know people
are trying to
steer the ship
into neutral
waters and
then maybe
have a lot
of fun before
the end of
the night.
It's a deeply
human ritual
that has been
done forever
and that
now is
interrupted.
It's
inevitably
interrupted
by
people that
cannot
they cannot
go
more than
a few
minutes
without
staring at
Donald Trump.
It is the
only thing our
country does
now and
there's good
reason to do
it and he's
off the wall
and some
of the
things he
does are
supremely
crazy and
other things
make sense
and then people
treat those
things like
they're crazy
so it
just doesn't
no one's
making up
no one's got
a new opinion
on Trump
by the way.
Nobody's
trying to
figure anything
out anymore.
it's the
ultimate
it shuts
down every
attempt at
human
connection.
This one
guy who
we paid
very little
attention to
for his
whole life
I mean he
was like
a popular
reality star
and he was
like a
real estate
developer.
We know
like I don't
have to go
back but
he is
since
2016
for the
last decade
it has
been
impossible
to
think of
the world
without
thinking of
this man
first.
He comes
before the
world
he's
first.
It's not
Davos
it's Trump
at Davos.
It's not
you know
Iran
it's Trump
than
Iran.
He's
so
it's not
your brother
or sister
it's
Trump
and then
how
your
said
brother
or sister
feels
about
Trump.
There are
people
who have
died
without
reconnecting
with their
siblings
because of
Trump
because of
politics
and there's
a good
amount
of them
there's
a good
amount
of people
that on
their
deathbed
just
wanted
to hear
about
Donald
Trump.
They
didn't
want
their
brother
or
sister
to
fly
in
and
come
into
the
room
and
if
they
did
if
they
did
they
fought
about
Trump.
I know
these
stories.
There
were
people
on
their
death
bed
their
oldest
living
relative
the
person
they've
known
the
longest
on
earth
comes
into
the
room
they
know
the
lights
are
closing
it's
over
time
is
short
words
matter
words
have
a
weight
they've
never
had
before
and
they
want
to
discuss
Donald
Trump
I
can't
believe
you
like
this
Donald
Trump
at
the
end
of
their
life
nothing
will
stop
it's
like
nothing
so
there's
a lot
of
families
now
that
can't
for
whatever
reason
be in
the
same
room
they
can't
do
holidays
they
can't
so