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Epstein Files & A Head In The Fryer | The Tim Dillon Show #482

Gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
Jeffrey Epstein, fan of Whitney Cummings.
What a nice, that's a nice thing.
So much of what is being talked about right now is negative.
But Jeffrey Epstein, fan of Whitney Cummings, friend of the show,
and liked her squirting routine and would see it in West Palm Beach
after raping and torturing the children.
He would, after a rape and a torture of the children.
Can you imagine being raped and tortured and then hearing the person
who did it go, now I'm going to go to a comedy show?
That's another level of sociopath.
You have to respect that level of sociopath.
You're raping and torturing children, killing the maybe,
and then you go, all right, let's take a break from this.
I'm going to the improv.
And then he would sit there and laugh at comedy.
He would go to the West Palm Beach improv after strangling a woman,
probably underage, a girl, strangling her to death.
Some women were saved by the fact that he had to go to the West Palm Beach
improv to see Whitney Cummings.
Some people are alive today.
Right as she was about to lose consciousness, he goes, fuck, I remember.
I've got tickets to the late show at the West Palm Beach improv.
Go see Whitney Cummings.
There are people who draw breath on this earth today.
And that's something nice.
Jeffrey Epstein files, of course, out.
About 50% of the Epstein files are out.
50% are still behind lock and key.
Files, very disturbing.
We're going to go into it.
It's fitting to remember this, though.
Let's remember Kash Patel, who is the director of the FBI,
the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and he is on it.
If there's anybody who's on it, it's this guy.
Let's remember, because everyone has been reading these files
for the past, you know, three, four days.
Everybody is sending each other emails.
People are reading tweets of emails, threads of emails.
You're on the subway.
You lose service.
Fuck.
I wanted to see that email, that file.
I'm in my car reading the files on the 405 in traffic.
I'm reading files.
I look across.
Someone's on their phone.
I don't know what they're doing.
I bet it's reading the file.
We're all reading the files every moment of every day.
And the files suggest that all of the things that people feared,
like there was a pedophile network amongst the elites
that was used as leverage to blackmail people
or to, you know, at the very least control them,
is all true.
That's all true.
It's all indisputably true.
But what, but let's think about it.
What were the, what were the takeaways?
Because Kash Patel, of course, had this information before we did.
It's worth revisiting Kash Patel's takeaway.
What did he glean from all of these documents?
And I'm sure he's got ones we haven't seen.
Let's take a look.
Now, everyone in the world now knows
that there was 100% a human trafficking operation
where Jeffrey Epstein was procuring girls
for wealthy and powerful people.
Everybody knows that.
Friend of the show, Kash Patel.
Let's see what, what he got out of it.
Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to besides himself?
Himself.
There is no credible information.
None.
If there were, I would bring the case yesterday
that he trafficked to other individuals.
And the information we have, again, is limited.
So the answer is no one?
For the information that we have.
In the file.
In the case file.
You don't have to be the director of the FBI
to see that this guy's trafficking women.
He's trafficking underage women.
You don't have to be the...
So Kash Patel's a liar.
He's a big, fat liar.
He's a liar and he should resign and step down
because he's lying.
Why is he lying?
Why would he tell such a fib?
That is a lie.
It is a lie.
And he's bad at it.
He's terrible at it.
And we knew it was a lie when he said it.
And now it's such a lie, it's actually funny.
It's like a junkie who's like,
no, man, I'm just tired.
Like, we know you're on drugs.
He's lying.
And he knows he's lying.
And he does that thing when you're a liar.
You're like, you kind of have an out-of-body experience
where you go, is this working?
You can see.
There's a moment.
Play it again.
Play it again.
And I'll show you exactly where the moment is
where he's curious if it's working.
Kash Patel.
One.
Did Epstein traffic these young women, too,
besides himself?
Himself.
There is no credible information.
None.
If there were, I would bring the case yesterday.
Now, watch closely.
Watch closely here.
That he trafficked to other individuals.
And the information we have, again, is limited.
So the answer is no one?
For the information that we have.
In the files?
In the case file.
Okay.
Now, President Trump.
The information that we have.
So he knows he's lying.
When he says that, he goes, the information that we have.
He knows he's lying.
And he's wondering, hey, is this working?
Is this going well?
Am I lying effectively?
Let me specify what I mean.
The information that we have.
Now, he knows, we know that he has all the information that we have and more.
And much more.
Now, it is obvious to anyone that this guy was a human trafficker.
He was trafficking women to this island.
And now, it gets dark because they're talking, these files talk about torture.
They talk about, you know, they say disgusting, heinous things.
The littlest one, the littlest girl was really naughty.
Then, they're talking about torture.
They're talking about pizza.
Remember Pizzagate that was all fake?
Everybody's going to the, they're all talking about pizza.
It's weird.
It is odd.
It is strange.
And these are code words.
We know that.
They're actually code words for pedophilia.
So, it's like, I've gotten calls from people going, wait a minute.
Am I, am I crazy?
Or am I now in QAnon?
Now, maybe you're not in the far reaches of QAnon, which is like Biden died and
was replaced by a clone.
You know what I mean?
That's the, that's hardcore QAnon.
But I think we're all QAnon light.
We're all QAnon light right now.
Thank you for a fun night.
Your littlest girl was a little naughty.
That's two Jeffrey Epstein from a redacted name.
These redacted names are the pedophiles that the United States government is
protecting.
These redacted names are the pedophiles that the U.S. government is protecting.
Who are these people?
Who are these people?
Get up the torture one.
There's the email about torture.
Go look through these.
They're all incredibly creepy.
And the redactions in the files are to protect the names of the pedophiles.
Remember the lying?
They go, well, the victims.
We want the victims to be protected.
And we don't want the victim.
We don't want to show you kiddie porn with the victims.
They don't want to.
We don't want to put the victims' pussies out there.
They, this is the pedophiles are protecting.
They're protecting the victims.
They have emails.
Yeah, how about this?
Where are you?
Are you okay?
I loved the torture video.
That's from Jeffrey Epstein to Redacted.
So Jeffrey Epstein received a torture video from someone.
And he responded, hey, where are you?
Are you okay?
I loved the torture video.
Now, let's break that down.
Let's just break it down.
Let's give everyone the benefit of all of the doubts.
Where are you?
We don't know where someone is.
By the way, I don't think I've ever, like, that's odd to email.
Like, where are you?
Where are you?
Are you okay?
That might mean that someone's been up to something.
They've been getting wild.
Where are you?
Are you okay?
Is what you say after a wild night of boozing.
You're wild.
You had a wild night of boozing.
Where are you?
Were you okay?
We saw you drunkenly stumbling to that car.
Did you guys make it home?
Now, this is followed up by five words that are pretty insane.
I loved the torture video.
Where are you?
Are you okay?
I loved the torture video.
From Jeffrey Epstein to Redacted.
No evidence?
Kash Patel?
No evidence of any wrongdoing?
To Jeffrey Epstein from Redacted.
I am in China.
I will be in the U.S. second week of May.
Sent by BlackBerry.
This was the old days of the BlackBerrys.
Many of you kids don't remember this.
In the old days when you trafficked women and children and tortured and ate
them, you had BlackBerrys.
You had BlackBerrys.
Remember that?
Before the iPhones?
Before the TikTok and the iPhones?
You would eat somebody's intestines and then go on your BlackBerry.
And this guy, so there's email after email like this.
Email after email creepier than the next.
There's photos.
This guy's got a trap door in his fucking house.
Can you get up the trap door that leads right to the ocean?
This guy was on an island.
There's a lot of pedophiles on land.
This guy went to an island because some things go to an island and don't come
back, by the way.
That's why you want an island.
You want an island because some of what's coming to your island is not leaving
your island.
So this is the trap door.
Make that as big as you can.
That leads right to the sea.
So if you were a woman on the island and a billionaire had rough sex with you
and killed you, intentionally or unintentionally, would Jeffrey Epstein report
it?
Or would you go down the chute?
No media is covering this.
Shame on them, by the way.
Shame on them.
No media covers this.
They're not covering this.
They're covering, like, parts of it, and they're dancing around everything.
What is happening if you're on that island?
Get up the email to Ghislaine where he goes, I'm thankful I didn't kill anyone.
Now, that means that someone started acting up.
I've read credible journalists that say, this doesn't say that there was a pedophile
ring, and this doesn't say this is just rich people hanging out with other rich
people and ignoring a guy who might be creepy because they wanted to be around
a cool guy with an island.
The excuses made here are unbelievable.
And look at who's making them, and remember who's making them, by the way.
Look at who's making excuses here, and remember who's making them.
If you're a woman, and you went to that island, and you got killed, are they
reporting it, or are you going down the chute for the, into, do you become
shark chum?
I'm not trying to make light of it.
I mean, listen, I'm being funny.
I'm a comedian.
It is what it is, but I'm telling you what's happening here, folks.
Dear Ghislaine, many thanks again for your amazing hospital.
This is from Martin Nowick, so we know who this is.
Isn't he a professor?
Yeah, mathematics professor.
Where is he teaching?
I think Austria.
Oh!
Dear Ghislaine, many thanks again for your amazing hospitality.
I am so very sorry I caused you so much worry, and that I spoiled this day.
I am so happy that I did not kill anybody.
My perspective of life has changed somehow.
Lots of love, Martin.
What do you think he did?
What do you think Martin did?
I'm going to give you three options.
Do you think Martin spilt a bottle of expensive wine?
That's choice A.
Let's read the email again together.
Dear Ghislaine,
Many thanks for your amazing hospitality.
I am very sorry I caused you so much worry that I spoiled this day.
I am so happy that I did not kill anybody.
My perspective of life has changed somehow.
Lots of love, Martin.
What do we think Martin did if we had to take a guess?
Option A, Martin spilled a very expensive bottle of wine all over the couch.
Option B, Martin had a little too much to drink and went on a very
uncomfortable tirade about the shifting demographics in Austria.
Option C, Martin had rough sex with an underage girl and almost killed her.
To a point where that girl had to either be taken out and get gotten medical
attention and he ended up spoiling the day.
And by some sheer luck, that underage girl didn't die.
My perspective of life has changed somehow.
Lots of love, Martin.
Which one do you think he did?
Do you think it was the wine?
Do you think it was an uncomfortable political tirade?
Or do you think this guy almost killed someone that they set him up with?
Do you think it was almost that that person almost had to go down the chute for
the sharks?
That was what