Name: Bondi, Baal, and the Dow | The Tim Dillon Show #483
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Bondi, Baal, and the Dow | The Tim Dillon Show #483

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.
We are here in Las Vegas at the SiriusXM studio.
We like these people.
I was going to say we love them, but we like them.
We have a strong like, which is enough.
I think that's enough.
And they let us use this studio, and we are very grateful.
And you should use it if you're at the Wynn Encore.
Which I have almost only positive things to say about the Wynn and the Encore.
Almost.
Showing your age a little bit?
Yes.
Is the, you know, is the service where it was when it opened?
No.
The front desk, you have to walk down after 1 a.m. or something.
They won't talk to you on a physical, like they won't talk to you on a phone.
I don't get that.
But that is not as important as the pedophile cannibal ring that runs the world.
I mean, that is true.
My gripes with the Wynn are small compared to the pedophile cannibal ring that
does seem to be running the world.
And I think it has, and we appreciate everybody listening to the last episode,
and we tried to contextualize what's happening.
It's difficult.
Now, for example, you know, you look at the Kirk thing.
Right?
Remember that?
You look at that, and you try to zoom out and go, all right, tragic death on
its face.
We don't, we see a furry, the furry's boyfriend, I think, okay.
Then we zoom out, we go, wait, the wife's weird.
Something's up with the wife.
The organization's weird.
Something's up with them.
You know, three weeks after the guy's dead, she's out there with sparklers.
You know, they're doing Cirque du Soleil.
Something's off.
Something's weird.
Now we find out, like, the wife is, it's beyond weird.
It's creepy.
And there's a very good chance that this woman was his handler.
That he was this powerful, young guy who raised a lot of money for a lot of
people.
And took a lot of money from a lot of people.
And money's never free.
So you think about it, you say, you have this, how do you direct a guy like
that who's incredibly important?
And he's running the largest young voter, you know, registration organization.
He's handling large sums of money.
He's out there sculpting narrative as it regards to domestic and foreign policy.
So you have a handler who comes in.
And she may have loved him.
I'm sure she loved him.
Why wouldn't a handler love her husband?
Because even though she was his Mossad handler and probably had him killed, no
marriage is perfect.
None.
Not one, no marriage is perfect.
Truly.
No marriage is perfect.
There's no marriage that is perfect.
She may have been his handler.
She may have been his handler.
And they came to her one day and said, he found out you're his handler.
Or she might have told them, she might have told them, she might have said,
listen, we got problems.
This guy, and I'm not the only one saying this, don't kill me.
But I'm saying, we're not breaking news here.
We're not breaking ground.
We're reviewing.
We're analyzing.
We're like, behind the eight ball.
This woman may have said, called someone up and said, we got bad news here.
This guy found all the laundered money, and now he knows I'm his handler, and
he thinks that invalidates the marriage.
Because I'm his handler.
And they were like, can we do anything about it?
Is there anything we can do here?
And she goes, I don't know.
And then they go, well, you know, we might have to, you know.
And she cried.
And she was sad.
Whatever.
And I'm not saying any of that happened.
And I'm saying, that's more reasonable than what kind of we're being told.
That's all.
That's more reasonable than what we're being told.
That's all.
In my book, something was deeply off there.
In the same way that all the people that are defending, all the people that are
saying that, like, these files don't show a trafficking ring.
Or they don't show anything, and that everybody's overreacting, and that nobody,
this is a moral panic, and people don't understand what's going on.
To me, are either doing that, being willfully disingenuous, for whatever reason,
or they've gone mad.
They've gone, like, crazy.
And that's okay, too.
These are thousands and thousands and thousands of pages of documents.
Why would the FBI have a case?
Why would there be thousands of pages of documents in a case where nothing
happened?
It would seem really weird if nothing happened.
All of these women, for years, had just been wrongly accusing all of these
powerful people.
So it seems, it seems like it would be a bit strange that that was the case.
But there's a lot of people out there that are saying it's not a big deal.
Pam Bondi, you got to remember, Pam Bondi is from Florida.
She was, I believe, the attorney general of the state of Florida.
She's way in over her head.
I feel bad for her.
She's like a real housewife.
She's not supposed to be doing this.
They all get in there, and they all think, you know, they all go,
oh, we're going to, we're going to, justice is here.
You know, like, the Avengers are here.
Her and Cash and Bongino, he's already back to podcasting in under a year.
She has no idea what's going on.
But she gets in there, and these people are all unprepared.
They're all unprepared for what is about to happen.
They don't know.
She doesn't know what's about to happen.
She has no idea.
And then they're given a choice.
They're like, you're, you are, you're involved now in this cover-up.
This is you.
This is on you.
You're in it with us.
Kev Patel's in it because he's like probably being, you know, he's another one's
being handled.
He's another one's being either controlled to some degree.
He's lying.
He's, he knows.
So, Pam Bondi, let's look again.
And I'm not saying Kev Patel's girlfriend's doing it, but others have.
Take a look at Kev Patel's girlfriend.
Some people have said that.
I've never said it, and I never would, because he's, he's been litigious about
that.
They've sued you.
If you've said this very talented country, Sarah, is some type of tool to
control Kev Patel, you get sued.
I don't want to get sued, and I don't believe that.
I believe it's a relationship based on love.
Now, moving on, Pam Bondi, he or she is crashing out, as the kids would say,
crashing out about why she has not indicted any of the billionaires, kings,
prime ministers, ex-presidents that are on the Epstein list.
Now, we know the answer to that.
The answer to that is that she's, she's not able to.
She's told she's not allowed to.
And she, herself, what, does she want to pick a fight with Sultan, whoever?
I was so worried that that was the guy that owns the hotel that I stay at, that
I was really worried, because the guy who owns the Beverly Hills Hotel, which I
love, and I stay at, but also I go to lunch here all the time.
And if I had found out that the owner of the hotel that I love was torturing
people, it would have been a real moral quandary for me about whether or not I
should go there.
Because I, I don't like when people get tortured, obviously, but there's not,
but I don't love the Four Seasons over there.
I don't love it.
And I think they're, they're the top hotel.
So then I'd have to be in my car going, well, if I don't go to this hotel, I
mean, does that result in people not getting tortured?
Like, it doesn't, you know what I mean?
Like, it doesn't seem to make.
So let's take a look at Pam Bondi again here.
Pam Bondi, this is her, and none of these people can keep their cool because
they're under tremendous pressure, you know, and I'm not defending any of them,
but they're under tremendous pressure because the things that are in these
documents are, will unravel governments.
So let's take a look here at Pam Bondi.
The Dow, the Dow right now is over, the Dow is over $50,000.
I don't know why you're laughing.
You're a great stock trader, as I hear, Raskin.
The Dow is over $50,000 right now.
The S&P at almost $7,000.
And the NASDAQ smashing records.
Americans' 401ks and retirement savings are booming.
That's right.
That's what we should be talking about.
Who cares if we kidnap their children?
What does it matter?
Who cares if we kidnap their, the Dow is up.
The Dow's up.
Who cares if we snatched your kids and took them to an island to abuse them?
The Dow is up.
So what?
So what, we're part of an ancient blood cult.
The Dow is up.
So what, we perform sacrifices to deities so that we can have their power.
The Dow is up.
You know what the NASDAQ's doing?
The blue chips?
The S&P 500?
Why don't you shut your mouth about the kids that we abducted and sacrificed?
So we can, we can please Lucifer or Baal.
So what?
The Dow is up.
So what?
We worship Baal.
Maybe you should thank Baal for the Dow being up $50,000.
You're a pretty good stock trader, Raskin.
From what I hear, maybe instead of angering Baal, you thank Baal.
Thank Baal for what he's done for American 401Ks.
Baal.
Baal has done more for the S&P 500 than Joe Biden did.
Joe Biden didn't do anything for the S&P 500.
We had to go to Moloch and Baal.
That's Pam Bondi telling everyone to thank Baal, the demon Baal, for the S&P
500.
And don't worry about the child sacrifices.
But by the way, that's kind of what she's saying.
It's actually what she's saying.
Now, she's not articulating it as intelligently as I am.
She frankly doesn't have the ability.
What she's saying is that Moloch and Baal are protecting the American economy.
And that if we have to sacrifice a few people, it's not the end of the world.
And if you keep making it a big deal, if you keep prattling on about these
disappeared women and children,
you're going to anger the gods of the stock market.
That's what Pam Bondi is saying.
The gods that we worship are of the stock market.
A lot of pedophiles in the world, very few of them have what I have behind me,
which is a temple.
On the side of the island, a temple.
Let's watch the rest, please.
Let's see the rest of this Pam Bondi clip where this, again, is the Attorney
General Pam Bondi,
a friend of the show, reminding Congress that it is not Joe Biden and Kamala
Harris or Donald Trump or the chairman of the Fed.
It is Baal.
It is the entity Baal and Moloch who protect the American economy.
Here she is.
We should be talking about making Americans safe.
That's right.
We should be talking about, what does a Dow have to do with anything?
That's what they just asked.
Are you kidding?
Mr. Jordan.
Mr. Jordan.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
What does Moloch have to do with the Dow?
Are you nuts?
You're asking what Moloch, the god of child sacrifice, has to do with the Dow?
The Dow is fake.
You know it's fake.
Finance is fake.
It's what we say it is.
It's only to please Baal.
I mean, what does the Dow have to do with Baal?
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Here's the thing, too.
I want to just go into the Savannah Guthrie thing for a minute here.
I don't know what's going on with the Guthrie family.
I hope her mother comes back alive.
I don't know what's happening.
This is why I have not weighed in on it.
Can you get up this video with Savannah Guthrie and the family here?
Who kidnaps an old person?
Nobody wants an old person.
Nobody even wants the old people they have.
Nobody even wants an ol