Name: Norm Macdonald Live w/ Guest Adam Sandler (S02E02)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Live w/ Guest Adam Sandler (S02E02)' from Norm Macdonald Live on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-21. Transcript available. Adam Sandler joins Norm on 'Norm Macdonald Live.'

Norm Macdonald Live w/ Guest Adam Sandler (S02E02)

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welcome to norm mcdonald live very excited about tonight big big name as our
guest alongside me of
course my trusty sidekick adam egott orion i noticed uh you're dressed as don
king don king yeah
you know i do an impression of don king i i didn't know that yeah i have done
it my act for the past
five years or so to highly mixed reaction and uh here's how it goes i'm going
to do it to this camera
right here all right this is don king were he living in japan don king if he
were a japanese citizen don
king if he lived in a tiny island nation known as japan here it is only in japan
y'all only in japan
only in japan only in japan isn't that funny yeah so he lived in japan yeah
yeah yeah you are right
cyanophobic breath okay so we will be back with the amazing don king right
after this we don't we
don't have it's it's adam sandler adam sandler adam sandler he's not doing the
show yes he is
he's dressing room i thought it was don king no this week is don king where the
where did you even
hear that because i've been trying to get don king forever i asked brent did i
not say to you do we
have don king this week yeah norma said no you said no i thought you were being
sarcastic i i said no
repeatedly i thought it was a running joke brent when you say no and you think
it's sarcastic it means yes
right so i kept asking him do we do this is what i would say you say what you
would say do we have
don king no we still we have don king no we don't we have don king we don't
have done and then i would
laugh oh well whatever so but it's exciting we have sandler yeah wait a minute
it took me three
hours to get this wig on you're gonna look ridiculous you can't interview him
like this of course i can't
interview him like this you're gonna look stupid it's gonna take me three hours
to get the wig off now
oh shit what are we doing all right i thought of an idea don't worry about it
calm down what are we
gonna do i thought of an idea just relax all right go to the dressing room is
sandler in the dressing room
yeah he's in the dressing room go to the dressing room and tell him that we're
going to do the show in
three hours um yeah go on i don't want to go tell him just to make me he's a
good guy tell him three
hours and then we'll be ready for him good god thank you adam i'll get this wig
out yeah gala three
hours gala gala we have to take the wig off now because it's not don king it's
adam sandler who i love
so now i have to go through this process again okay ready yes go ahead
that's it well yeah it took three hours to get down well it's harder to get you
know did you just look
me in the eye she just looked me in the eye brent i'm sorry about the dog yeah
well that's in that memo
cadet thank you gala do you have a mirror yeah
do you have a fucking mirror yes norman ah i love mirrors you're probably not
too fond of them
should charge more for mirrors for fellas like me gala yes they should norm
sorry for looking at you you weren't being sarcastic no i would never be sarcastic
hey hey how are you it's uh great to meet you it's nice to see you i just uh i
feel awful it's an
honor to have you here but unfortunately um we're running a few hours behind
few hours yeah just a
just a few hours we're having a little bit of a technical uh problem yeah wow
wow i wish somebody
would have told me that um you know again i'm i'm sorry you know yeah if you
could just bear with us
we got you got you got you just just kind of just gotta do something no okay um
what you have like
somewhere to be no no no i just gotta do something oh oh oh good christ
almighty that is a lot of pain
oh god you're kicking me oh god you're kicking me in the belly why oh please
stop okay fair enough just
don't kick me in the face i need to work on television oh my god now you're
kicking me exclusively in the
space oh god please what have i done to deserve oh oh god thank god oh you
stopped oh thank you lord
oh oh no you returned what's in your hand it looks like a skillet it is it is a
skillet where did you
even obtain a skillet that's enough okay you're excused
no you cannot have your mirror get adam egan in here yes sir
both sides are the same
some fellas are blessed adam egan where have you been
turns out i uh in a jiffy the wig came off you could have by the way why the
hell did it take
you so long i had to talk to gala for 10 minutes you get
well that was that was entertaining gala
adam egan decided it would be funny to spit blood on the desk
can you please wipe that off
ed mcmahon big sidekick joey bishop
hugh downs andy richter don't recall any of them ever spitting up blood
know why not funny
the sandler wasn't sandler wasn't happy sandler wasn't happy well i'm not happy
because i had
to talk to gala for 10 minutes jesus christ
where is he he's supposed to be sitting in this chair
can you get him can you get him
can you get him
can you get him
can you get him
can you get him
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you know how much time that t-rex had to spend just standing in front of green
screens yeah that
poor dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur can you make the t-rex noise that one
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for the full hour our guest oh hollywood's biggest star you've seen him in
films like billy
madison happy gilmore the weddings the wedding singer rather punch drunk love
and many more you
loved him on saturday night live sure did and his double platinum comedy albums
they're all going to
laugh at you and what the hell happened to me with us for the full hour whoa is
adam sandler
normie boy how are you i already like it here adam thank you guys i know it's
almost better to have no
response that's you're right but it's sort of like it reminds me of tom snyder
do you remember him in
the old days fantastic yeah be in the middle of the night yeah small like the
crowd of people and then
a big swirl of smoke around him no kidding i look like a real man like you he
was a man's man you
could take over that spot what spot the snyder spot oh well i'd never thought
of that don't you think
don't you think people should get together and demand it you know what i mean
boy that would be great
though you'd be the best at that it would be fun it would bring a whole new
light to your
guests would be stronger yes to reveal more more eclectic guests and then we'd
get inside their head
more you would get a lot of things out of like we're going to do with you didn't
you have the oh
you put the new york symbol on that i was afraid no one was going to see it if
it was facing that
oh man i needed to show respect you're the king of the media right now i know
they are yes it could
be going away today are you who are you a fan of that this is my trusty sidekick
adam egan absolutely
i used to be a huge dodgers fan i don't i well i uh i've been so busy i haven't
you can't get
dodgers games now in los angeles yeah yeah it's an odd thing yeah can't you pay
for it
perhaps i mean poor vince scully too what happened to vince well i'm just
saying no i'm just saying
it's probably his last year i've never heard yeah yeah i've never heard it's
growing up too
vince ellie i called him vince ellie and then i found out it was when i met him
yeah i said yo what's
up ellie he goes did you ever meet because one time they forced me to do uh marv
albert i love that guy
guy he's the greatest right yeah and so i'm on the show i can't say no right my
first year on the
show and he was in a little trouble uh-huh and i was forced to do him in an unfunny
sketch oh you
had to do him on the show yeah so i'm doing first of all it's a bad impression
and then that hurts
yeah but then i meet him and i forgot you know oh and he kind of stared you
down yeah well he was
nice but i he had to have seen it oh i hate yeah has that ever happened to you
you've never really
taken on it when i was on snl yeah i would do people and i didn't even know i
was hurting their
feelings because i was too young and i didn't really get it yeah i remember i
did david brenner
i did david brenner and i sat next to him at a knicks game and i was like and i
love david brenner
and i was like oh and then somebody told me but but he's passed away now so you
can do him no no you
know what he was cool he came and saw me at the comic strip and gave me advice
really uh i was friends
with his buddy managed me yeah and he brought david brenner in to see me at the
strip and he told me to
stop cursing so much really yeah yeah yeah everybody told me to stop cursing
did they who told you to
stop cursing when you first started i was super clean when i started you were
you were cleaner yeah
i was very clean you were solid later but you know fred stoler told me his uh
he got advice from
rodney and rodney said kid you're taking too many liberties okay and the idea
was he was pausing too
much he's like getting a fucking joke you're taking too many liberty man rodney
told me he goes hey man
don't tell people you're a jew don't do that i can't believe you did that i was
like well it's too
late now rodney but i swear to god the marv albert thing i remember the most on
saturday night live
yeah okay you remember how on during the the show uh in the daytime they would
show the feed and they
one time they had the feed on uh nick's game and marv albert they go to
commercial and marv albert i
hear talking i don't know who he was with but somebody kept going what time's
your flight and
it's still going he goes ah 7 20 i believe what a game though and he's babbling
about the game he's
going this is tighter than i thought it would be and the other guy goes yeah
you know um did they put
you at what hotel is that he's like well i believe um you know well holiday but
i'll tell you what i did
not think and he's just discussing the game the other guy was so like i don't
care about the game and
marv albert can step who would have believed johnson would be a factor tha