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AYG Comedy Podcast: JARED FREID (JTRAIN): Flying First Class

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
It's Are You Garbage?
I am your host, H. Foley, sitting here, and to my immediate right is my good
pal, my co-host,
the fucking brains behind the operation gang.
All right?
He's not only a client, he's also the owner.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Doesn't make any sense, but happy to be here.
Thanks for tuning in, everybody.
Real quick, just a shout-out to everybody that just left five-star reviews on
iTunes.
Keep them five stars coming.
Yeah, this week we got Big Gay Ant, Spuds McGillicuddy, Kim Soo, Baseball Freak,
El Stoltz, Sully, Fail Bundy, FMSBK, Noro, Lenny, Scrooge, JMF, Slapio Pappy,
Court Can't Winning,
Gutter Sleuth.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate it.
Keep them coming.
Yeah, guys, please keep them coming.
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And anywhere you guys listen to your hot pods, we are out there and available.
Whether you got a fucking Android, an iPhone, fucking Singular, Sprint,
whatever garbage fucking service carrier you got, we'll be there, okay?
And, boys, girls, I gotta say, we've had some guests in the past, okay?
But this kid right here is a fucking get.
Next to the coronavirus itself, you can't get any fucking bigger, all right?
This guy has not one, but two amazing fucking hugely popular podcasts.
He's got the You Up podcast on Betches, and he's got the original, the OG,
the fucking J Train podcast.
He performs at clubs all over the fucking country.
And just so you guys know, March 19th through the 21st,
he's going to be at Laugh Boston in Boston, Massachusetts.
Then he comes back to fucking NYC, April 17th through the 18th,
at Gotham Comedy Club.
Ladies and gentlemen, word on the street is he's got a pretty nice piece on him,
too.
Jared Freed, everybody.
It's a strong medium.
Whoa.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's good to be here.
Medium part of the curve.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not impressing, not doing too much, not showing too much.
Showing up to work, though.
No, I'm showing up to work every day.
Clocking in, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I like it.
No issues here.
Good to be here.
Thank you for that intro.
Buddy, thank you, man.
We are excited to be here.
You know, Uncle, you know I'm a big fan.
You know I'm a big fan.
I'm a fan of yours.
Thank you, buddy.
I like you.
I like watching you on stage.
You're so funny.
Thank you.
It's good to be here with you, Kevin.
Thank you.
Big fans of you both, so I'm happy to be here.
How many episodes are we in yet?
This is five.
Fifth.
Episode five.
I am really very, I feel nice.
It's nice to be here.
You're number three.
We're bumping you to the head of the light.
Oh, shit.
We're dropping you Monday.
What are you talking about?
This is coming out right away.
We're going in for the spring.
You are definitely by far, especially in my group of friends or people that I
encounter.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, oh, you're a comedian?
99% of the time, it's do you know Jared Friedman or J Train?
And or Schultz.
Schultzy.
Oh, that's so nice.
It's typically, it's usually, you're the go-to.
You know a lot of Jews.
I know a lot.
I grew up, yeah, yeah.
I went to, I grew up with a lot of Jews and a lot of bros.
So that's right away.
That's my wheelhouse.
It's young professionals with a little bit of cash in their 30s who are about
to settle down.
And hey, I just want everybody out there to know we're going to be doing a
little ass-kissing for the next couple of minutes.
I don't know if you're thinking less of us, all right?
But this is like fucking Superman walking in.
No, no, no.
This kid's hot.
I'm just doing my best.
I was at a show, I was hosted at New York Comedy Club on 4th Street maybe like
a month ago.
And I look up and there is a fucking 10.
I mean a 10, a New York City 10 going, hey, I thought you were really funny.
You're buddies with Jared Fried, aren't you?
And my fucking head just made it.
Dude, all of a sudden my hat was on backwards.
I popped my collar.
I'm like, yeah, we're fucking there.
I'm like, oh, I did this podcast.
She's like, yeah, that's where I heard you on.
I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then she like scared her in the way.
Wait a minute.
My girlfriend just died.
Please hug me, please.
Yeah, please.
Please touch me.
Hey, get over here, you.
Make eye contact again one more time, eye contact.
What happened to that woman?
She complimented and foaled.
Yeah, right?
And he sat on her.
I think she's dead.
So weird.
Like Lenny of Mice and Mice.
Come here, you.
Just to go one step further.
All right.
Now, I'm garbage, but I spent a lot of time in the fine dining profession.
Okay.
So I'm big on, you know, the right way to do this, the right way to do that,
all that kind
of stuff.
There's a right and a wrong.
And one of the things that Jarrett does that I think is so fucking funny, and I
think there's
a fucking show there.
Okay.
Is he reviews fucking people's charcuterie boards.
Yeah, that's right.
Because that's the thing, man.
You're at that perfect age, okay?
And you definitely have a high income demographic.
All right?
And that's what kept Seinfeld through those first bullshit fucking episodes
that he put
out on the air.
Okay.
All right?
Otherwise, no, this makes sense.
If he wasn't selling fucking low and brown and fucking BMWs, he would have been
at the
fucking door.
That's true.
Yeah.
We're bringing, this is a, this is a fair point.
Right?
I agree with it.
Yes.
So you have, and you have.
But I've also always, um, you know, I've never really, this is who I am.
I come from it.
I know.
I'm not going to lie.
I know.
I know.
One of the unbelievable things was this, um, this, like when I first started
doing stand-up
was like every, like I would go up and talk about like going on dates and it
was like,
what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like as if I was going up and screaming racial slurs.
Yeah, of course.
People were like so annoyed.
And I was like, what's wrong with these people?
It's the girl.
I was like, also, I was like, yeah, like what?
You guys don't have any connection to this at all?
Like you can't see anyone connecting with this?
You guys ever get your lacrosse stick stuck in your hat?
Yeah.
Trying to get it out?
There's like four sophomore chicks in the car.
You're playing long pole midi in the state championship, um, right?
And the girl you likes on the sidelines.
Yeah.
Like I, but I understand like that it's not relatable.
But your Scirocco's broken down.
Yeah, I would, but like I always gave the other side the benefit of the doubt.
Like I'd hear someone go up and be like,
You talk about how like, you know, like a DC movie ruined their life.
And I'd be like, okay, I can understand.
I can understand where you're coming from.
Yeah.
Like that's not my perspective, but I get it.
And there was never, I don't, I maybe because like I'm so main,
like my perspective has been on TV forever.
Sure.
I've been on entertainment forever.
That everyone's like, we've had enough.
Yeah.
You know, like, we've had enough of you.
And I'm like, okay.
But apparently you do.
But apparently not because fucking the numbers don't lie, baby.
The silent majority.
The silent majority.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Especially with comedians, you're like the, the opposite of the personality of
a lot of like beginning comedians.
Dude, there was someone that went on stage last, I did a show last night.
And the guy who's put it together, like he's a normal, nice guy, funny.
Uh-huh.
And then he, for whatever reason, this was his show, but he was like, it was
his big anniversary show.
And then he would bring up this like guy who wasn't a comic, but he was like
interviewing him.
I don't know if this is very confusing, but.
Okay.
I'm, I'm on board.
Basically this guy with a huge Gandalf looking beard.
And like, he's like this, like, you know that like older, younger hipster.
Like they have like young face.
Like they look like they've never dealt with the stresses of life, but they've
aged.
They're old.
They're old.
They came from money.
They probably sold a lot of weed in fucking college.
Yeah.
Still dressing like they're 14, but they're 80.
So this guy was like interviewing the host of the show, but he, he goes, and he
was trying to do like a bit.
And the bit was like basically asking the host of the show.
So like about comedians.
He goes, so they say that comedians are, and then he goes through this horrific
list of characteristics.
Yeah.
He goes, he goes assholes, depressed, narcissists.
Yeah.
And, and he goes through like 10 negative, negative things.
And I was like, and then he's like, what's up with you?
Yeah.
You know, what's your problem to the host?
And I, and I was sitting in the back just like seething.
Yeah.
I'm like, you just want people to be as miserable as you.
And you didn't even take the chance to do standup.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, like you're putting your shit on other people.
Yeah.
Please tell me you're terrible as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's like, so you get, you know, so, you know, now that I know your
darkness and it's
like, I knew I was about to go up and talk about the bachelor for like 30
minutes.
And I'm like, this guy's going to hate me.
You know, like I'm about to go up and be like, so pimple popper.
Yeah.
Right.
But I do love a charcuterie board.
I, I'm a huge, like, here's what I.
It's so funny, dude.
Thank you.
But here's, here's the thing.
This is, this is the interesting part.
It's not like he's going out and looking for him.
They're fucking sending it.
They're knocking on his door.
That's where the fucking.
I'm getting a hundred a week.
It's so funny.
See, that's where the thing, and I had this idea for this thing, you know, and
I guess
it doesn't matter because it's, it's locked in here just in case anybody
tries to get smart and get some fucking bozo to do it.
Okay.
But if you went to people's parties, like, like, like people that like in their
thirties, they just got married.
They bought a home.
Yeah.
They have like that fucking, you know, that housewarming party or that Superbowl
party or that thing in the summer.
Yeah.
If you went and critiqued how the, what, what the spread was like, are the
beers
warm?
Yeah.
What kind of wine do they have?
You have to have like the live, laugh, love thing hanging or whatever.
Are you already doing something like that?
Dude.
But I, I, I'm trying, you know.
I take, I consider all of my social media to be incubators for things that
could be
like larger ideas.
So it's like the charcuterie thing only started cause I tweeted out.
Um, the tweet was, I can tell what type of parent you'll be based on your charcuterie
board.
And I go, and then it was fine.
Like a 1230 in the morning tweet that I thought nothing of the next day.
I was going to my girlfriend on vacation and all these people were responding
to the tweet.
So what kind of parent would I be?
What can I be?
What would I be?
And I didn't know that all these women have pictures of the boards that they
made in their
pocket.
Of course they do.
Of course they do.
So I didn't know.
Of course they do.
The first thing they do, they're, dude, they want to look cool and they want,
they read fucking
Martha Stewart magazine, home and garden.
They want their fucking house to look like that.
So the point of the whole review of them is to say, is that thing where it's
like, you're
creating a meal for people.
I'm the hungry husband walking in.
Yes.
That's every review of mine is through the lens of the hungry husband.
Is all you got?
Yeah.
This is what you're fucking bike out of the driveway.
Yeah.
You told me not to eat dinner.
Yeah.
And then this is what they fucking drop.
And this is what, this is, what am I supposed to expect next?
You know, if, if this is the, the beginning, what's the end going to be, you
know, like
a