Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Tracey Carnazzo- Trashy or Italian?
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Tracey Carnazzo- Trashy or Italian?

hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast
this
is the are you garbage podcast I am your host H Foley sitting to my I don't
know my idiot right I'm a hundred and ten miles away from you what are you
talking about you fucking idiot and that's the way he likes it folks Kevin
James Ryan everybody give me a nice big round hey what's up everybody I'm happy
to be in my kitchen right now thanks for tuning in everybody we appreciate it
this is the first time we're recording on this so hopefully it works out where
everybody's doing this bullshit right man Corona times you get a little bit
shittier of a product but that's still gonna be good that's what I'm happy
about
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find out better solutions as well moving forward so but happy to be here thanks
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the podcast everybody sharing the podcast everybody subscribing on YouTube
everybody subscribing on iTunes and we have a very very special guest with us
today she's not only an amazing podcaster you can see you're just about
everywhere she's also giving us a little bit of tips a little bit of advice and
I'm
giving a very good friend to all your garbage our good friend Tracy Carnazzo
everybody yeah having me guys I I put on some makeup nothing crazy just like a
daytime look fantastic I feel like Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa over
here doing this broadcast like this how the fuck
is Michael Strahan he's not on that show anywhere he's not good morning America
no
but he's not good morning America yeah but he's not on Kelly and Ryan because
my
right every single day yeah that was a big to do when he left he just kind of
rolled out and bounced she was he pulled the same thing on his wife Kippy did
he
really yeah he met some flight attendant or something I think that's why he's
working so much talk about garbage he's working to cover the fucking divorce
cover
the alimony payment dude he got he got crucified for that divorce crucified now
he's on
fucking 15 shows he's he's a straight-up Joey Fatone now he is Joey Fatone
still
operating talk about garbage yeah he's a lot of shows he hosts every network
show
and yeah I saw I saw Kelly Ripa in the streets she is I mean she is ageless
that
woman she is she's very tiny she um I used to live in Santa Barbara and she had
a
place right by me and I used to run into her in town all the time and she's
probably around I would say 72 pounds yes yes she looks like she's smaller than
you would even think like you think she's small then you see you're like holy
shit she's she looks evil behind the behind the curtain I mean she's brutal I
mean she's brutal to the waiter I'll tell you that she ain't she ain't cool to
the
waiter I'll tell you this between me you Tracy and the the lamppost I used to
have
quite a crush on her back in the day when she started with Regis I gotta be
honest I
I was goo goo gaga over her I would say I would stay home sick you know what I
mean uh she was your girl she was like your your uh celebrity crush oh my god I
loved love that's a week that's trashy can't be okay so weak celebrity you're
in love with
the daytime tv host wow you ever seen that one lady on general hospital I love
them
I used to be into Regis so I got it is that true Tracy I gotta go to Tracy's
house I I grew up I
grew up with Reege I even use asper cream because asper cream is aspen free
is Regis still alive or did he die Regis is still alive I mean question mark
for you know the next few
months but right now he's good speaking of which talk about um the garbage
being said
Kenny Rogers lost it lost Kenny Rogers over the weekend I know it's so sad I
used to go to um
right on Queens Boulevard in Queens uh he had a Kenny Rogers roasters and I
used to
tell you guys you've actually been the one I have I was very little we can stop
the podcast right now
this kid's trash I didn't any Rogers roasters folks talking about an undressed
that situation
I remember there being some kind of cornbread oh I bet you there was I bet you
I bet you Kenny
made a mean cornbread I didn't even know those were real this is the first time
I'm fine Tracy you're
the first you're telling me you've also been there I have that I had I thought
it was just a bit this
whole time I didn't know no they they're very real so my two grandmothers used
to be best friends
and they were like pretty into roasted chicken so
we used to find different do you have any family members who were into roasted
chicken
that you know we would be at roy rogers sometimes
you remember when roy rogers had the um the honey roasted chicken yeah I
remember roy rogers
all all day love them I remember when they weren't just on the honey roasted uh
and then you know
that we would stop in at a I'm gonna date myself right now at a Boston chicken
that was before the
Boston market yeah chicken yeah that's what it first came out as yes uh and
then you know we would stop
in at Kenny Rogers what the San Diego chicken put a fight up on them no they
were more than just chicken
yeah they were just chicken when they opened the only two things on the menu
were just some sides
and then you could get chicken or a chicken pot pie and that was it that was it
yeah and listen I don't
know especially in New York a lot of fast food places in New York are it looks
like
fucking downtown Beirut it's not a good scene when you go in there but I mean
they do know their way
around a chicken sandwich in uh in Boston market for sure because they're using
real chicken they're
actually cutting it from a chicken that used to be alive yeah yeah yeah Boston
market's awesome
it's okay relax I like their mashed potatoes um see I'm not really into fast
food whatsoever the only
thing that I really eat uh that's like from somewhere is pizza like fast food
pizza no like regular
pizza like I don't really eat fast food at all yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't eat
it that much anymore
either yeah see I consider this is how trashy I am I consider fast food pizza
would be like Domino's
Pizza Hut oh no I don't eat it that's not real yeah what you don't like Little
Caesars well you're New
York Italian I mean she's not I'm like real yeah she's New York Italian she's
not eating fucking
Domino's and you know and I don't drink or smoke hot so I'm definitely not
eating Domino's can hear
a grandmother right now that's gonna say I am garbage but I do not eat uh I don't
eat fast food at all
wow yeah I don't either oh he loves it oh dude I would eat fast food man it's
that's not good
I know I know I know how bad it is and I still do it like I know you can feel
it what it does to
your body after you eat it speaking of which look at my look at my quarantine
fucking acne it happens
it's bad I never get pimples I got one here one here one here are you changing
your sheets Foley
what do you mean he doesn't have sheets your pillowcases yeah of course of
course of course
you change all that I have a feeling that Tracy's like you know definitely
garbage but she's got some
things that she's very you know kind of bougie about them I'm a little bougie I
am a little bougie but
then I also am very very garbage sure it's funny where in New York are you from
Trace yeah let's let's get
into it let's let's let's start dropping this down I'm from Forest Hills uh but
I live in Kew Gardens
now which is about one mile away okay holy you still live out there I still do
I mean I've lived other
places but this is uh where I've landed so you grew up in New York City I did
what kind of just a little bit of background stuff here what kind of uh work
did your your mom and dad
do or whoever you grew up with so my mom uh is a catholic school kindergarten
teacher
and actually woman of the community she was for 25 years and now she works at a
public school
um then the animals yes
with the public school animals she uh and then my father uh he passed away but
he used to work for
uh the New York City Housing Authority as a carpenter and he worked in the
Queensbridge projects
he worked in the South Bronx projects and he worked in Ravenswood projects
right pretty good pretty good and what who's from the who's from the old
country as they say
um so my father's side of the family was closer to Italy my mother's side of
the family so this is
really fun because you know when you get into ancestry DNA and I did that the
23 and me and my mother swore
to god that her mother was not Italian uh-huh and uh guess what I turned up
with my results I'm 89
Sicilian wow and my mom's like no no no no we're kind of Irish and I'm like hmm
yeah we're not we're not
I don't know 89 Sicilian yeah so they just send you a switchblade back in the
mail basically
I got I got made a clove of garlic yeah yeah yeah no you get made when that
happens
so yeah so you have to find the results at a social club down in little Italy
it said yeah it says well my my uh my aunt so my grandma my grandfather's
sister she used to deal
cards at the social clubs in little Italy they're from my father's family is
from little Italy from uh
like uh I think it was like Monroe street over there okay and that's where she
used to deal cards
nice little Italy's got a little trashy yeah well Italians Italians themselves
you know it's like
they try to they're kind of trashy but they like they're those things that they
like real bougie with
you know what I mean a lot of like you know a lot of jewelry and stuff like
that like they're flat
yes very very we like to call it gaudy exactly gaudy that's the perfect it's
like they have like
you guys have like the white christmas trees and and you know yes very your
your communion dress
your communion dress is supposed to be like a little wedding dress and you're
supposed to have as much
lace and frill on it as possible yes yeah yeah wearing a garter belt
i tried to like minimize that at my communion because i already knew that i
didn't want to be judged
like we don't have my mom uh you know she lives in forest so she doesn't have
like a marble statue in
front of the house yeah like a fountain with a tiger or something yeah i
remember when i was in high
school i was like mom why can't we get like a mary on the half shelf for the
for the garden yeah you
wanted one yeah yeah i did because everyone in my class had one all your
friends have one yeah that is
so that's kind of that's that is italian that's like new york right northeast
italian garbage do
you think that a lot of people know what that is it's like it's like a statue
of the virgin mary
and she's like she's in like a little band show yeah yeah of course she's doing
like the touchdown
symbol yeah yeah she's she's just they gotta pick six i yeah i think i think
people in philly new
york yeah austin know that like yeah i've had friends with that you know what i
mean yeah that's
how you knew that it was like a good house you're like oh mary that's another
that's a very new york
thing that's a good house right there to good people right i was like mom why
can't we get mary
on a half shelf she's like go inside shut up that was a big thing with uh with
uh uh like blue collar
trashy people back in the day too was if they had a picture of john f kennedy
hanging somewhere in the house
really oh yeah he was he was the guy just so you know trace we're both kevin
and i are both irish
garbage no i know that i could see she's like i couldn't tell from my
quarantine pimples
see for for us if you had you know most people like in their car they would
have like
a prayer card with like padre pio on it okay we always have that's the italian
jfk yeah we always we
always have saints yeah you would have like hanging like on the visor like a
prayer card or something
yeah yeah yeah but jfk was huge because he was the first i think the first irish
president or the
first catholic president so he was like our yeah no first irish catholic
president ever he was the
first hot president