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AYG Comedy Podcast: Sam Morril - NYC Class

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Thanks.
Very nice, Kippy.
Thank you so much.
And we have a very special guest today, one of my absolute favorites.
I know one of Kippy's absolute favorites.
We're going to lead off this, again, another fucking laundry list of credits
here.
We got big guests on this show, and I love it.
As far as acting-wise, you've seen him on Billions.
You've seen him on Inside Amy Schumer.
His stand-up comedy credits are unbelievable.
You got the Tonight Show.
You have his first special.
Cassidy just called like a fucking idiot.
You have his first special, Positive Influence.
Last Call, Carson Daly.
This week at the Comedy Cellar, The Late Late Show with James Corden.
Lights Out with David Spade.
His brand-new special, which is absolutely fantastic, called I Got This.
The Conan O'Brien Show.
Ladies and gentlemen, that is all well and good, but we're here to find out, is
he garbage?
I say absolutely no way.
Ladies and gentlemen, Samorell, everybody.
Thank you.
We all are a little, right?
I mean, it's funny.
I think I must have been one of the last episodes of David Spade before it got
canned.
Because it got canned so soon after I was on that you feel like a little guilt.
Wait, they canceled that show?
Yeah.
What?
A couple of weeks ago, right?
They canceled Lights Out.
That spot is poison.
That 1130 spot, since Colbert, once he left, it was like, you're going to last
two months
at best.
Yeah, nothing really sticks there.
That show was actually awesome, man.
And plus, they had so many things that they could cut up and release digitally.
I just, yeah, but I think, you know, I mean, we can get into this another time,
but Comedy
Central's got some issues.
Yeah, they're going through it a little bit.
They just laid off, like, everybody there.
It's sad.
It's horrible.
But, you know.
They started selling salsa the last couple of weeks.
I always said this, and I know we gave, you know, when we have a comic on, Sam,
it means
that we really love them.
We really respect what they do.
I always thought when I would watch, see the week at the Cellar, I mean, I
think you're
one of the best, like, pure comedians, pure joke writers, especially in New
York City.
And I used to think to myself, if I was running that operation, I'd be like,
give this fucking
kid the TV show.
Everybody else was just, everybody else would just say something topical and
then jump into
a bit from, like, 12 years ago.
Right?
Yeah.
I know.
It's like fucking Trump versus Biden.
Anyway, like my grandpa.
Yeah.
Wait, was it just a bit about your grandpa?
Yeah, dude, I miss that show more than anything, mostly because it just makes
you write jokes.
It just keeps you current.
And it's like, you know, for someone with ADD as bad as I have, you need a
homework assignment
to kind of steer you in the right direction.
So I miss that show so much.
I thought you were fucking great on it, man.
Thank you, dude.
It's fun to be topical because you don't have to give anything away personal
that's going
to, like, hurt.
Sure.
Sometimes you give away, like, a personal joke to, like, a set, and you're like,
well,
no one's ever going to see that.
It hurts that that's kind of, like, gone.
But a topical joke you don't really give a shit about.
You're like, that was Tuesday, you know?
Yeah.
That wasn't going to make it in six months or whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, I was just telling Foley that I did a terrible show in Pennsylvania five
years ago,
and the guy did a Lorena Bobbitt joke, and I was like, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
And afterwards, afterwards he goes, it was a good joke 22 years ago.
It's a good joke today.
I was like, oh, my.
No, it's not.
Also, guess what?
Other women have cut men's dicks off since then.
Sure.
Just update the setup.
Yeah.
Yeah, just change the names.
You don't just say, remember Lorena Bobbitt.
You say fucking another guy's dick got cut off, and you're like, all right,
that's like,
now it's like three years old, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, just put a little polish on it, you know what I mean?
I like that I said, cut that part off.
That's fucking ironic.
I saw the porno that guy did after that happened to him.
Still had a pretty decent piece on him.
Yeah, you didn't know that?
No, I didn't.
Yeah, it was him, and they ran the whole storyline.
I don't know if he got fucking life rights for it or what, but it was like him
in a hospital
bed, like recovering from this injury, and then this nurse came in and worked
on his
little tiny pee pee.
It wasn't great, but for getting slashed off, still look pretty decent.
A little resale value on that thing.
That's too bad.
So, Sam, this is RU Garbage.
We've had some of your cronies on here, some of your boys on here, and I got to
say, yeah,
you got Paul Verzi, you got Joe List, you got Mark Norman, Bobby Kelly, all
trash.
They're all garbage.
I could have told you, I could have saved you a 50-minute podcast on that.
But you, I have a lot of hope for here, all right?
Really?
Yeah, well, the t-shirt's not helping me a little bit.
I was expecting a suit and tie.
Oh, man.
Upper East Side kid, right?
Yeah.
Grew up on the Upper East Side.
Yeah.
Straight, that's Upper East Side in the 90s too, Kippy.
That was a lot of cash turning around up there.
That's old money up there.
Oh, yeah.
So, just tell us a little bit, like, what was it like?
So, you were a pure city kid.
What did your mom and dad do?
My mom's an artist.
My dad's a lawyer.
He worked for Viacom.
Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
He was doing a lot of, like, copyright stuff.
So, you know, ironically, my dad would be, I'd be, like, fighting against my
dad now because
I've been illegally uploading so many clips from Comedy Central, which is a
part of Viacom.
Yeah, he'd be drafting letters, cease and desist orders.
So, I will really, I will call my dad and be, like, can I get in trouble for
this?
And I'll be, like, probably not.
Like, I will actually, like, go to him for like that sometime.
He is my lawyer.
Like, I have friends, like, Mark Norman has a lawyer.
My, Mark's dad is also a lawyer, you know?
So, I don't know if Mark uses his dad, though.
I use my dad because he knows about entertainment law.
So, I, and people have told me not to do that because they're, like, well, you
know,
if he fucks up a deal, it could hurt your relationship.
And I'm, like, with my dad, we'll be okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Look what happened to Billy Joel.
Next thing you know, your old man's sailing away with 40 million of your money.
That's true.
Well, we're not going to have that problem.
But, you know, he, yeah.
So, yeah, originally, like, I guess it's Flatiron now, but I called it Chelsea
growing up.
I was originally Chelsea.
Then I was Upper East Side.
My mom married my dad, product of a blended family.
So, he's technically my stepdad.
Okay.
And I call him dad.
He's a great dad.
And I have a brother and sister who are stepbrother and stepsister.
But, you know, you just, I was so young, man.
I was, like, probably, when they met, probably, like, three or four, and they
got married when I was, like, seven.
Yeah, so it's almost all you remember.
Exactly.
I mean, my name was, I was Sam Greenberg, you know?
So, like, how Jewian act would that have been?
Oh, man.
You know?
That's cat skills all over, baby.
Sam Greenberg coming at you.
I would have changed my first name to Shecky.
But, you know, it's like, it would have been harder to play the Midwest back
then.
That might even be hard to play the Midwest now with Sam Greenberg.
I know.
Well, you know, so, yeah, I mean, I loved growing up in Manhattan.
It was, to me, it was, like, the best.
It's a different vibe.
It's, like, that's why, you know, I'm always fascinated to have city kids on
the show because it is such a different thing.
And it's, I mean, there's garbage in it.
And, like, to say, to say that, like, your mom got remarried and stuff like
that, you could look at stepdad, stepmom, stuff like that is trashy.
But when you're dealing with an entertainment lawyer or an artist, it kind of
raises the class a little bit.
And that's the kind of shit you see in the city.
Well, we had, I had a biological father leave.
So, that definitely, if we're talking about that, you don't see that in
Manhattan, uh, stereotypically.
So, yeah, that's burrow shit.
Keep that, keep that.
That shit's bridge and tunnel right there, dude.
Keep that in Staten Island.
When you have a very Manhattan, I mean, even, like, you're, like, my mom's an
artist.
My dad's an entertainment lawyer.
I grew up in Chelsea or flat.
That's, like, that's, like, the beginning of, like, a bad movie.
That's, like, what a bad script writer would, you know what I mean?
Like, she's an artist.
He's a lawyer.
They live in Manhattan, you know.
That's why I can't sell a fucking TV show.
But, uh, they're, like, this is hacky.
I'm going to get to my life.
Jesus Christ.
It's very Igby Goes Down to me.
Yeah.
And I get a little bit of a Cruel Intentions vibe from you as well.
In a good way.
Oh, man.
Uh, yeah, I mean, I remember loving that movie as a kid.
It hit me right at the, like, right age.
And then, and then I read Dangerous Liaisons years later.
I was, like, this movie fucking sucks.
It just ripped off a way better.
It's a way better script.
But, uh, you know, uh, yeah, you know, I went to, like, a preppy Upper East
Side school.
You went to a private school, right?
I did, yeah.
All right.
And I, but here's the thing.
I definitely rebelled against it.
If we're going, like, trash versus no trash, I definitely rebelled against it.
You know, I was, uh, there was, there was definitely some cocaine floating
around that high school, you know.
And I must have been awesome, man.
We're all friends here, baby.
Like, in the beginning, like, in the beginning, like, the kids in traffic.
That's what I imagine.
You and, you and Topher Grace hanging out fucking free bases.
That was, that was a good movie right there.
Oh, that was a great fucking movie.
Uh, man, I love how much Foley loves movies.
But, uh, so, yeah, I mean, it's funny.
People would always say to me, like, gossip girl.
And that's how I know the girl would be, like, too young for me.
I'd be like, I don't fucking know what you're talking about.
You know?
But, uh, I never did coke once.
I've never done it in my life.
Because I knew a kid who fucking, this is dark here.
But I knew a kid who, like, I was in probably, like, seventh grade.
He was an eighth.
And he fucking jumped out of a window because he did too much coke.
Thirty stories.
Eighth grade?
He was an eighth, yeah.
So, uh, I know 