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AYG Comedy Podcast: Drew Morgan - Southern Trash

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
The show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and find out if they
grew up classy
or if they're complete trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on yet another beautiful day here in
Bluebell, Pennsylvania.
My co-host back in the New York groove up there in the uptown, uptown,
Washington Heights,
cleaning up the fireworks.
He's under siege, ladies and gentlemen.
He's under siege with these illegal firecrackers.
Give a big round of applause for my good pal, Mr. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Hey, gang.
Happy to be here.
Thanks for tuning in.
Shout out to Foley.
Glad you put on your makeup for us today.
I don't know what it is.
Dude, it looks like you got some rouge on, a little bit of lip liner.
You look like a nice little piece of ass over there, man.
Woo!
That's what I like to hear.
Shout out to everybody.
Guys, thank you so much for listening.
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And gang, we could not be more excited to have our very special guest with us
here today.
He has a book out right now called The Liberal Redneck Manifesto.
He's a part of the Well-Read Tour and the Well-Read Podcast, and he has his
very own comedy
special coming out very soon entitled Greatest Hits.
But the big question in everybody's mind today, is he garbage?
And since we started this podcast, I've seen him drinking out of two different
bottles,
so I'm pretty sure he's fucking trash.
Give it up for Drew Morgan, everybody.
Yeah.
What's up, fellas?
It's great to be here.
I'm so excited.
What's up?
For the audio listener, he is currently not wearing a shirt, which is fucking
10 out of
10 great.
I can see that house speeding down the highway.
I'll tell you that right now.
I don't know what double wide you're in.
Well, I'm in LA, so I've sold out.
What?
But on that note, it's not quite noon here, which I think makes the shirt more
acceptable
and less trashy, but the beer way more trashy.
It's like, it's not noon.
I don't need a shirt.
Anyway, I'm drinking this beer.
How are you guys doing?
What do you sleep in?
That's a good little button issue right there.
What do you normally sleep in?
Well, we don't have kids, me and my wife.
We sleep in the nude.
The nude?
Really?
Yeah.
That's like swingers, dude.
That's wild.
Sleeping in the nude, dude.
Yeah, you know us.
We're just out here living that crazy lifestyle, farting bear ass to ass.
Wow, nude sleeper.
Both of you?
All the time?
I mean, at least once a month, she wears panties, Foley.
Jesus Christ, you know, we're not fucking animals.
You guys are like porn stars.
Holy shit, LA has changed you, man.
When I knew you, you were not a naked sleeper out in Queens.
I'll tell you that.
Back when we met in New York.
When you get naked to go to sleep, all right,
there's some intention there.
I fall asleep in whatever I had on.
You know what I mean?
And if you get undressed and then put on pajamas and go to sleep,
that's intention.
But like purposely taking everything off to get in the bed,
I don't know, you probably got a thick piece on you,
I'll tell you that.
You wouldn't catch me fucking creeping around the apartment
with no undies on.
I shower in a bathing suit when my girl's around.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, but you got to understand, everyone thinks like,
you know, there's this like stupid joke your buddies tell you.
You get married and they're like, oh, you know,
no more blowjobs or whatever the fuck that is they tell you.
But it's like, no, no, no.
The beautiful thing is you get to give up.
I don't give a shit what she thinks of my dick.
No, it's not a nice piece.
And you know what?
Every night I pull these shorts down and I remind her,
this is what you, it's an oath.
Is that what there's no vow?
You vowed to be with this.
Yeah.
Say I do to the little guy again, huh?
That's great.
Oh, no, I just like being naked, you know what I mean?
Like not like in public necessarily.
Yeah, it depends.
But I just sleep.
Like I don't even want many blankets, you know what I'm saying?
And also I don't cuddle.
It's like I don't want anything on me.
This is my time.
Don't cuddle, sleep it, make it.
This guy's fucking the brawny man.
Jeez, try a cup of decaf.
Will you relax a little bit?
And plus he said naked.
I haven't heard naked since hee-haw.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with hee-haw.
So, Drew was one of them.
When we first started, you were on the list for,
you were like the top three people we wanted to have on.
I don't believe you.
I swear to it.
I will still show you the list.
One, because you're, I think you're arguing,
I think you're the first real southerner we're having on.
So, like, the quiz is definitely, I mean,
the South plays by its own fucking rules in a lot of ways
when it comes to garbage and culture, I think.
Well, yeah.
First of all, it's trash where we're from, you know, garbage.
That's what you take out, trash.
That's who I let come inside me, you know.
He's got no shirt on.
He's got the wicker and all I can describe
is country store furniture behind them.
And there's an electric.
You didn't get that shit at West Elm, I'll tell you that.
He's got that at fucking Bubba's apple cider and furniture store.
That was a mom-om's at some point.
That was a mom-om at one point.
If we wake her up, and we will, and she'll be super, super happy about that,
let me tell you.
My wife will come in here at some point.
All of this is her, aesthetically.
And I'm laughing so hard because, you know that store Anthropologie?
Yeah.
Well, imagine if that store got on.
I burned one down.
Yeah.
Well, imagine if it got on meth for a little while.
That's my wife's aesthetic.
Like, they're not on meth anymore.
You know what I mean?
But it had a rough couple years, 22 to 24.
Yeah.
Wow, that's funny.
It looks good, though.
Of course it does.
It looks good.
Nice little L.A. fucking spot out there.
Killing it.
I love it.
Take me back to, I don't know.
I know you're from the South.
What are you from?
Kentucky, Arkansas, Michigan?
I'm from East Tennessee.
Yeah, Michigan.
The Upper Peninsula.
It's south of Canada, Foley.
No, I'm from Alabama.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm from Tennessee.
Tennessee?
I'm from East Tennessee, a town called Sunbright.
That's literally, yeah, we named it after the sun.
Wow.
I guess our first mayor was a caveman.
Sunbright, infrastructure, bad.
Holy shit.
All right, so does Tennessee have, like, are you guys looked down on?
Because there's, like, the dynamic of the south.
Yeah.
Other states.
There's a hierarchy, for sure.
Yeah.
Compared to who?
Anybody.
Well, Alabama, Alabama's the worst.
Really?
Why is that?
What do you mean, why is that?
Because it's the location of every fucking documentary about shittiness ever
made.
You watch the news?
I don't know.
They got a couple of good running backs, I'll tell you that.
Well, it's like, if you're watching a documentary about, you know, the civil
rights movement, it's the setting.
And then, lately, with all their bullshit, and it's going to be the setting of
a lot of gay rights documentaries, too.
They just.
True.
They're trying to stay on top of the tourism industry of, and this is where the
important guy got hit with a stick.
They're hedging their bets for the next, like, 50 years.
So, like, people can go back and see it, yeah.
Yeah, all those pictures of, like, you know, dogs and, like, fucking water hoses.
The guy holding it, he's still alive in Alabama.
Like, he's not gone.
That's fucked up.
So, he's, or so, so, Alabama's the worst.
So, where does Tennessee, who's the best?
Georgia?
I have to imagine Georgia.
Tennessee's, I think, the best.
And that's not just bias.
It could be Georgia because of Atlanta.
You know, they get a lot of, I don't know, modern, whatever.
Because of Nashville, though, we do, too.
Of course, the problem with Nashville is that it's like, did you guys really
fix how backwards you are?
Did you just find a way to monetize it?
And either way, I'm like, well, fuck you guys.
As long as fucking assholes from Connecticut keep buying these country albums
that some rich prick made with his $75,000 truck, I don't give a shit.
Keep sending money our way, baby.
Sure, yeah.
You guys polish it up a little bit.
Get a little bit of scratch.
You know what I mean?
Now it's your time to shine.
I like it.
Make sure the potato salad's good and you got nothing to worry about.
You know what I mean?
But I do think it's Alabama.
I don't think that's fair for the record.
I mean, Birmingham is one of my fucking favorite cities in the South.
It's unbelievable.
It's awesome.
It's diverse.
It's like all the things like a liberal person would care about.
But it's also like it's fucking rad and cool.
So I do think Alabama gets an unfair shake.
But Alabama's the one we all shit on.
And we don't shit on Mississippi because everything you say about Alabama is
true of Mississippi.
Mississippi is fucking – they're so poor.
They're 50th in everything, dude.
Yeah, they all are always at the end of the roller coaster.
Amazon's not going there.
I'll tell you that.
All right.
So Sunbright, Tennessee, growing up.
Brothers, sisters?
I got one brother.
Uh-huh.
He's in prison for murder.
So if you want to give me your quiz, go ahead.
But I feel worried.
Holy jokish shit.
Yeah, he murdered a pedophile.
It had to do with a pill addiction.
It's a whole thing.
We can get into it if you want to.
But it's like – it's nuts.
It's like if like John Gresham wrote a novel about Juggalos.
Like it's fucked up.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
So one brother.
Anyway, we can move on if you want.
I mean, we can talk about it too.
I don't care.
It's just that it's such a dark story.
Sure, sure, sure.
If you've never heard it before, even if I make what I think are great jokes,
in my experience, no one thinks they're funny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People still a little – it's got a little b