Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Kate from Barstool - Barstool Trash
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Kate from Barstool - Barstool Trash

welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find
out if your
favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your
hosts kevin ryan
and h foley hey everybody out there welcome back to everybody's favorite new
podcast
this is are you garbage the show where you sit down with your favorite comedians
and find out if they grew up classy or if they're complete trash i'm your host
h foley coming at you
on a beautiful scorching day here at gash digital studios in the big studio in
the east village
it is sticky out there gang i got a lot of gold bond on right now a lot of gold
bond to make a cake
down there if you want it my co-host is coming at us from right next to me he's
my good pal ladies and
gentlemen the next time you're reaching for a best buddy make it a kippy
because this kid's
tastes great and he's less feeling not too shabby give it up for kevin james ryan
everybody hey gang
thanks so much how was that happy to be here i'm a little gassed happy to be
here uh guys as always
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man in hd but that's either here nor there we could not be more excited to have
a very special guest
here with us today uh she is one of the hosts of zero block 30 on barstool
sports she's the co-host of
chaps and kate on sirius xm she is a united states marine corps veteran two
tours yes in afghanistan
the helman province that ain't rodeo drive i can tell you that kippy you and
your good time
buddy smoking doobies down in the suburbs she was out there putting the work in
but the big question everybody's mind today is she garbage ladies and gentlemen
give us a nice big
round of applause for kate manion everybody yeah applaud myself thank you so
much thank you for your
service obviously thank you i know that's probably corny to say i don't know
how veterans like that
no my dad always shies away from it but he'll get his free meal on veterans day
at applebee's i'll tell
you that that's i'm always like oh no no no but as soon as the free booze comes
into it i'm like it
was so hot over there it was so hard yeah so now here's the thing that we
brought that up i see a
little uh duality in this now as you know kevin and i we're both garbage from
suburban philadelphia
all right now you are a veteran and and i my eyes our eyes veterans can't be
trash oh i know as a
veteran and the marine corps you'll say you can all right i know some of those
guys played fast and
loose but that's a very classy thing however i also know that you grew up in
coatsville pennsylvania
true yes yes tough one to bounce back from yes it is their main their their
main export is ringworm
not a good look all right so you have that going on and i also know doing a
little research that you
originally wanted to be a dental hygienist yes yes i did that is the trashiest
of all the dental
professions especially down in that area a lot of good digging in the mine the
dental hygienist always
was the coolest one in the office but also played it the most fast and the most
loose yeah so very
interesting show we have ahead of us do you think you're garbage immediately
yes
i know i was like am i supposed to pretend like maybe i feel good about myself
but i don't i
well actually gentlemen i don't believe that yeah half my dms all the time on
social media are like
are you okay okay i should change a couple things in my life but is everything
going all right with you
right now yeah you still haven't found your car yet huh not yet one of these
days i will been there is
that a real thing are you missing the car well i did find it again but a good
six months uh and
over a thousand dollars worth of parking tickets what how'd you lose the car it's
a long uh it was
more of i knew kind of where it was but i knew there was parking tickets on it
and i just didn't want to
see it so i was like oh it and then all of a sudden it was six months later and
i was like
coven hit and i was like i kind of would like to be able to get out of the city
six months of
alternate side parking tickets that's it was still there steep that's crazy
that it's still there yeah
yeah i know all the money i saved during covet not being a dirtbag at the bars
went to
being a dirtbag on the street wow holy that's a real dirtbag move yes talk
about kicking the can
down the road that's tomorrow's problem i got real hemmed up with that i had my
my car up here
and the same thing i would get tickets i'll get a couple of days i'll pay and i
would monitor it
but once it gets to like 400 bucks then they slap the boot on you yep but the
boots like four bills
so i go out one day to move the car i got this sticker on there and i called
the place like you
owe 800 or we're towing it in a couple of minutes i was on the phone to patty
foley right quick
like mom we got to straighten this out she's like what do you think you're
gonna do i'm like what
i'm doing it what do you mean cut the check always a good time six months
why did they call coats what did coatsville rip city oh rip hamilton he's a
nba player and i think that's like the only it's been like two decades now and
it's still this
banner that hangs over the town like welcome to rip city that's what we got
we used to wrestle coatsville high school in in high school and those kids all
smelled like burning
wood like every one of them their main sorts of heat was either coal or wood
pellets that's
my favorite story as of late is that they finally built this new park and there's
always so much
corruption in the town everything they finally built this new park and everyone
was so excited because
they put one of those splash pads in it where the kids could play my parents
went to visit it and
they're like yeah we went to check it out and immediately somebody drove their
car up onto it and
started washing their car so it's like all right we're getting better that ain't
kenny bunkport
yeah yeah trash dude oh my shout out to goatsville yeah dude there's some towns
i'm from bucks you're
from where montgomery yeah there's some of the i you know i'm sure it's like it
around the rest of the
the country but like there is just garbage roots and garbage dna in those
people outside of philadelphia
it's just like this blue collar yeah trash that you can never shake but because
we're proud of it
that's why yeah we have no qualms with it no imagine having the balls to drive
your car up to a new park
a kid's water park and wash your fucking wheel wells that's crazy zero shame
yeah it's not moving the
nine-year-olds out of the way so you can get the yeah kids get the out of the
way yeah i went mudding
last night it was one of those towns like two when i finally i ended up
dropping out of college but
when i went to college and kids were like oh you're from coastville that's
where my church went every
summer to help fix up the that's like where the team groups would go i'm like
oh i was in the peace
corps there yeah yeah okay thank you thanks for the new roof guys appreciate it
my mom and i
the new roof and the powdered milk my cousin did that she joined you know like
some like church group
she's like i want to give back when she was in her like early 20s or something
her house yeah no
and she lives in kensington and she went to the two places and they were like
well the two she went
to some organization like well we either send you to georgia or kensington so
she's like you could
just do your neighborhood you know what i mean if you really want how about you
just get your
shit together yeah yeah start at home tell your neighbors to cut the grass yeah
so tell us about
growing up at coatsville uh what was the situation you have brothers sisters
mom dad what was the give
us the works yeah so my parents are delaware county they're delco drexel hill
and havertown
oh they're two nicer they're on the nicer edge nicer edges they met at the
swell bubble gum factory
which i love yeah there's a ymca now but they met at a bubble gum factory my
dad was like that's
willie wonk in there yeah my dad was like the gumball room supervisor my mom
was like the gumball
lady and he looked what he was like oh yeah billy joel right there yeah i know
whenever we're in that
town where we're living here in gumball town yes so whenever we drive by that
wine out my dad's like
see that parking spot right there i got your mother yeah said it was my
birthday he gave her a piece
of hubba bubba she was all mine yeah so that's my dad's one of 13 and like a
huge family irish catholic
irish catholic my mom's one of nine irish catholic can't go through delco
without like you don't
want to honk your horn at somebody it's probably your aunt rita or something
like you don't want
to be rude um and then they moved out to coatsville just my brother and i so
that's it small family out
that way okay but i would say like middle like what's your dad do he was on the
business end of
like a dialysis company he got his history teacher degree okay but then kids
came along ended up working
at like the hospital out there and got into like the dialysis business the
business end that's not bad
white collar that's good yeah not digging ditches there you go that's all right
he left the gumball
factory left the gumball factory and moved his way up and then my mom was a gumball
pathologist so
wow uh-huh so she knocked the delco accent right out of my like yo water you
said water get it out of
there no yeah it'd be fun if she was teaching people to have a worse philly
accent yeah so class what are yous
doing yeah yeah today class we're gonna say use and john i see her face when
some of my dad's sisters
are talking and i'm like don't probably cringeworthy that's fucking funny yeah
so yeah pretty normal
nothing too crazy a little bit like right outside coatsville in the boonies
like okay had farms on
either side it gets a little rural out there pretty quick yeah and i was the
only like all my neighborhood
they all went to the private and catholic schools but my parents were like we're
paying taxes you're going to
coatsville you're going to public that's a very old school irish mentality yeah
yeah paying the taxes
for the school you're going to the school yep um any local farms where you got
ice cream from
out there local farms in the nicer area chester springs or whatever there was
that one where you
could like look at the cows or whatever never went but we drove by it a lot you
got bryas at home shut
up yeah my mom's favorite joke was like especially really who wants ice cream
and me and my brother
be like yeah and then she'd just speed by it that was like that was the joke
yeah that's a dirtbag move
my dad used to do that all the time the was your mom steve-o yeah exactly that
was like her great joy
yeah it was that or who wants to go bowling and either one we just zip by it ah
that's too funny yeah
all right so we got that single family home you said single family home very
nice driveway the whole
nine yards driveway it got shellacked every summer by the guy who came through
and shined it up yeah
it's with that nice black coat yeah it's pretty nice to start the summer off i
love that i know so
maybe i'm not guys i don't know we had a basketball pole you did have a
basketball net bees came out of
it all the time oh yeah that's real yeah but it was there nonetheless yeah i
killed a murder hornet not
that long ago you know the murder hornets are moving into new york city yeah
what's that because
they're like that big you can't miss them they're not here yeah they are there
was one in my garage
of