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AYG Comedy Podcast: KFC Barstool - New York Trash

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Woo, baby!
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage, the show where we sit down with your favorite comedians
and find out if they grew up classy or if they're absolute trash.
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Village, New York City,
Gas Digital Studios.
Let me fucking put the rumors to bed, gang.
The city ain't fucking dead.
I'll tell you that right now.
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My co-host coming at you from right next to me, my old pal, gang.
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He tastes great.
He's less filling, and he's easy on the eyes.
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Double the forehead, everybody.
Hey, what's up?
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Yes, sir, and gang, we could not, I mean, could not be more excited to have our
very special guest with us in studio today.
He is an extremely successful broadcaster, blogger, podcaster.
He is the host of We Gotta Believe, and of course, the host of KFC Radio on Barstool.
But the big question in everybody's mind today, is he garbage?
I don't know.
I got to tell you, I don't know about that, but he's a tall drink of water.
He's got a great fucking head of hair on him.
All right.
This guy should be drinking an Aperol spritzer at the fucking regatta.
He's got a good, good quaff on the kid.
Listen.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it the fuck up for the one, the only, KFC himself,
Mr. Kevin Clancy.
You guys know the key to my heart, man.
Swooning over here.
Look at the, look at that dental work, too.
This kid's got a fresh set.
Are those veneers?
Yeah.
Really?
The front four, all fake.
Where did you get veneers?
You didn't get them when you were young.
You got them, like, when things started working out, right?
No, no.
I actually, I was, I was like, 18, probably.
So I kept, I played basketball, and I was like kind of an idiot when I was a
kid, and
I kept chipping these two teeth and breaking them, and I was like, I don't
really care.
My mom, maybe this leads into whether I'm garbage or not.
She was like, we can't have you walking around with, like, disgusting teeth, so
we got to
get this fixed.
Yeah, you got to fucking tighten up that group, Kevin.
Yeah, basically.
They start calling you a cousin.
They don't want to fucking associate you.
Veneers at 18.
That's, that's my first move.
I get on, I'm going to get a fucking fresh pair of choppers.
Gotta fix the teeth.
Dude, he's been saying that.
Cardi B, man.
He's been saying that since I met him.
I want a set of bucies.
Yeah.
Give me the big boys.
Like, look at Clydesdale.
Buddy, thanks so much for coming and doing this show.
Thanks for having me.
This is a great setup.
I'm looking forward to it, because I know you guys did Kate and then Fidelberg.
Yeah.
And so-
And Fidelberg came in strong that he was not garbage.
Like, we didn't even ask him.
He goes, I'm going on record that I'm not garbage.
What was your guys' determination on that one?
Final answer.
I think I hit him at like 62% garbage.
Garbage.
He's like, uh, he himself is like a garbage pail, like, dumpster diver.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His family is classy.
He comes from good stock, but when he starts making decisions, it's off the
fucking rails.
Pissing in the bed story, all that kind of stuff.
He pissed his pants the other day at the office.
He what?
He pissed his pants at work the other day.
Jesus Christ, Fidelberg.
We got this guy who does like this.
Was he drunk?
Well, usually.
Yes, but those were separate.
We had this guy, Vibs, who does this show called Lowering the Bar, where he
sits at the
bar at the office, and he makes us eat disgusting shit and do disgusting
challenges.
And this time, it was a little nitro gummy bear.
Nine million on the Scoville units or whatever.
Long story short, it was so hot, Fidelberg pissed his pants.
Jesus Christ, dude.
It ruined us, all of us, for like a few days.
I would have taken a sick day.
We did.
I mean, it was ugly.
It was ugly.
I want a pack of gummy bears now.
I don't know about you boys.
That sounds good.
Tell us the backstory a little bit.
I don't think I know.
You're a New York guy?
New York guy, born and bred.
I was surprised you were a Mets fan.
You're a Mets fan.
I've been, I lived behind enemy lines my whole life.
I was born in the Bronx.
Okay.
My dumbass mother and grandfather gave me this curse of being a Mets fan.
So, yeah, I was born in the Bronx in City Island.
Which is a weird place.
I don't know if you're familiar with it.
Really?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
It's like City Island, kid?
It's like the land that like time forgot.
You know, it's just out on this island and it's like, it's a bizarre place.
Then I did a bid outside of Philly for a little bit.
My dad got a new job.
Nice.
Where at?
For like the King of Prussia area, like Valley Forge.
Yeah.
So I did that for like a few years in elementary school and then back to the
Bronx up in New
York.
And then I went to Fordham like an idiot in the hood.
So, been New York through and through this godforsaken city.
But it's not fucking dead.
And I think it's ridiculous.
No, yeah.
I mean, I'm sure there are some places that are, you know, not great right now.
But otherwise, I mean, I know you're probably not supposed to say this, but I
kind of like
it.
It is, dude.
There's no fucking tourists walking around.
It's all the outdoor seating.
It's not as crowded.
Yeah, cocktails outside.
Not too shabby.
And people are like, oh, there's so many homeless people.
I'm like, what?
There's so many homeless people before anyway.
What are we talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just there's now less people on the street.
So they seem a little more outnumbered.
Right.
Yeah.
A little more brazen, too.
Yeah, they don't get fucked.
Yeah, they run up on the car pretty quick, too.
But this came with five mozzarella sticks.
There's only three.
What's going on here?
I'm not paying for empty muscle shells over here.
Holy shit.
City Island.
I was thinking Montauk.
Fucking the Hamptons.
No, man.
It's yeah.
City Island's a weird spot where it's like, you know, a lot of people show up
for dinner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big Mother's Day spot.
Sure.
Brunch spot.
And then.
But then if you live there, it's kind of weird.
You know what I mean?
It's like magic.
So were you a beach kid?
Like, is there.
You know, it's funny.
I'm from like everybody I know growing up.
He's like a fisherman and boats and all that shit.
And I just, I never really did that.
So I'm like, it doesn't make sense that I'm from City Island.
Yeah, I got you.
I've seen it on a Bourdain show.
It looks like fucking deadliest catch.
There's like a lot of boats, a lot of docks.
Yeah, there's, it's funny.
People, you know, yeah, they're fishing in the Long Island Sound.
They got boats.
It's nice.
But they think of themselves as, you know, the deadliest catch.
And it's like, you're just catching some like toxic blue fish from the sound,
you know?
That's what I love too.
I mean, all these people.
You're fishing off a bridge.
Yeah.
And there's, you know, traffic to get on the island on Sundays or Mother's Day
or whatever.
It can take legitimately like 45 minutes to get on this island.
Damn.
To have seafood that I'm like, either you're eating from the sound and it's
disgusting or it's
been in the freezer for me.
It's not fresh seafood, you idiots.
For sure.
Coney Island clan.
Exactly, man.
I love the move too.
I find that a lot of people that are not from Philly, they describe if their
dad got transferred.
It's always for like a year or two.
Nobody wants to be there.
That's not the final destination.
It's a layover at best.
Right.
It was funny though.
Coming from City Island, we kind of had like a two family apartment situation.
And then we got to Philly.
Yeah, Burbs of Philly.
Yeah, pool and a huge backyard and all this like suburban shit.
Yeah, that's us, baby.
Fucking clean living down there.
Yeah, right.
There ain't nothing wrong with the King of Prussia Mall either, I'll tell you
that.
Dude, that was, that place magical.
Get a fucking Anne A's and an Orange Julius, fucking stretch the legs.
Get it, man.
That was the one that was always far from us.
That was like, that was like an hour.
But I remember like, we'd go once a year and it was like multi-levels.
There was an elevator.
We were like, what?
Dude, it was like going to Disneyland, just running around.
You could walk that place for hours.
You're like, there's two food courts?
What?
As a fat kid, it blew your fucking hair back.
You smell the walk and roll the second you walk in there?
There's a sizzler like right on the corner from it.
Oh, yeah.
It's great.
Great.
Did anybody, if you're listening to this and you've taken a mass trip to the
mall once a
year with your family like that, multiple cars, you're fucking garbage.
Yeah, for sure.
We did it every fucking Christmas, like four or five cars following each other.
You got to go shoplift presents for each other.
Caravan coming through.
Stealing bras from your mom.
Switching receipts, fucking punting tags.
Holy shit.
So where did you guys, so you were down there in the Burbs.
Where did you go to school?
Do you remember how elementary we talked about?
Valley Forge Elementary School.
You went to Valley Forge Elementary.
And then when you guys-
I did like a year.
So this is pretty trashy.
I did, so-
Transfer is never a good look.
Yeah.
How did it play out?
So I'm in Philly, again, in the Burbs.
And I'm at Valley Forge Middle School.
This is fifth grade.
And then, so my grandfather, my mom's dad gets sick.
Okay.
And then we moved to, back to the Bronx to kind of be with the family.
Sure.
And he had, you know, a prognosis.
He's supposed to be, he's supposed to live longer than he did.
Okay.
He died pretty quickly.
And then we moved back to Philly.
Uh-huh.
And we didn't tell the other school that I was leaving.
So all of a sudden, my dad once got a phone call being like, your son has been,
like, absent
for, like, 160 straight days.
His kids missed three months of school.
What the fuck you doing with him?
And I'm, like, bouncing back and forth between schools.
I'm like, hey, I'm back.
And people are like, what the fuck is going on here?
But I will say, eventually, after we, I came back to New York permanently, and
we moved
to Westchester in Pelham.
Nice.
But I was the kid from the Bronx.
You got a little bit of an edge to you.
You were a kind of tough guy.
I mean, the girls were loving it.
The guys were like, who the fuck is this dude?
Meanwhile, City Island's-
That's like karate kid shit.
Rolling up to a new school.
Guys don't like it.
Chicks are, what's up with it?
You serious?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, you know, City Island's like the fake Bronx, you know?
I call it the Bronx.
It's like, it's a weird place, but it's not like, you know, rapper Bronx.
You're not telling them that, though.
Yo, no way.
I was like, yeah, you know, there was a couple, like, drive-bys.
There's some drugs.
Nothing big, dude.
That's how we do it whe