Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Brian Six - Philly Garbage
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Brian Six - Philly Garbage

Hey, gang, it's your old pals, Uncle Hank and Kippy.
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Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage,
the show where you find out if your favorite comedians
are classy individuals or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Boy, do we got a hot one.
Hey, everybody out there,
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All right?
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All right?
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And we could not be more excited to have our old pal, our very incredibly
special guest here with us today.
A family show.
A family fucking show.
We've been squad since Jump Street.
The kid used to fucking throw up Uncle Hank at Roosevelt's down there in
fucking Philly.
He was one of the only guys outside of our crew that was fucking nice to me.
All right?
I don't know if he knew because I could procure certain items maybe late at
night.
All right?
He knew a couple of guys in the Badlands, if you know what I mean.
Take a ride with Hank down to Felton Street.
Gang, he is the host of the amazing podcast.
You fucked it.
You know him.
You love him.
Very funny.
Stand-up comedian all the way from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Give it up for Mr. Brian Six, everybody.
Hey.
How are you guys?
What's up, buddy?
Thanks for coming in.
Thanks for having me.
Round two.
Round two.
Try this again.
For the listener, all right?
We did, when we were independent operators, Uncle Hank and fucking...
Before we went corporate.
Yeah.
We were out on our own.
A couple of guys out on the range.
We had a Patreon.
I don't know if you know.
Yeah.
Before we started with the suits and fucking...
We started our Patreon and we wanted to have Brian on as one of our guests.
And I guess, you know, all the fucking city specials and fucking Pabst Blue Ribbons
in his head.
But then, like, a few weeks ago, he was like, yo, where's my episode?
People are hitting me up.
I was getting tagged in a bunch of shit on Twitter.
People were like, where's Six's episode?
People were looking.
People were looking.
Looking for the kid.
So, we thought it was only fitting to bring the big guy back and share the
garbage with the world.
Yes.
Okay?
Because you, sir, are in fact pure.
Oh, yeah.
Unadulterated garbage.
Are you an uncle, by the way?
Not yet.
No.
Because you got fucking not married Philly uncle.
Yeah.
That's the outfit right there.
Come on.
That t-shirt.
You got a guy trying to get it together.
Still living at mom's for a couple of weeks.
Yeah.
You got outlaws on your shirt, dude.
You're an uncle.
Let me point that out.
I saw a video.
Six and the boys.
Shane Gillis, fucking O'Connor, McCusker, whoever it was.
You guys go to this fucking low-level race track.
They don't even look like cars.
That's my problem with the amateur race circuit.
I think NASCAR, fucking Ford versus Ferrari, those were like boxes.
Yeah.
They're sprint cars.
That's how they're designed.
That's sprint cars.
Dudes that make them in the garage.
Look at this merch.
Yes.
This could double as a bong company, by the way.
That's what it was.
I was like, is this graphic?
Any company that uses the crazy clown or whatever, that's fucking real.
It's all just clip art and shit.
Yeah.
But I grew up going to the races.
My stepdad was, he-
Up there?
No, we're going Flemington.
Okay.
It used to be a dirt track, and then they got their act together, paved it up,
you know
what I mean?
A little bit of asphalt, but it was always awesome when they used to do, they
had like
the Demolition Derby.
Oh, okay.
I was a kid, but I would, dude, to go back to that now, dude, I see those posts
of you
guys hanging out at the fucking racetrack, and I, with fucking cold Bud lights
and shit.
Oh, yeah.
I am so jealous.
Yeah.
So jealous.
Yeah.
People watching alone is, is there medical professionals there in case-
Yeah, I mean, the second time we were there, a guy got killed.
You and another guy?
Guy got killed?
Yeah, a car flipped over and stomped him.
What?
Jesus.
He had retired three days prior to that.
He was a teacher up there, and it was my, actually, the first time we tried to
go,
guy died.
We couldn't even go in.
So the second time we went, this car flipped off the track.
I'm about catching a movie.
The second time we went, this car flipped off the track, and this guy's just
sitting
there like, retirement's crazy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, man.
It sucks.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Wait, an audience member got killed?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, he flipped.
The car flipped over.
I mean, you gotta remember, these cars, the way they are, the sprint cars, they
have to
control the little flaps on the top, so when they, they only sprint on the
straightaways,
and they obviously drift on the turn, but when they start to slow down the
drift, look out.
Because if you don't hit it right, it's like, you keep drifting.
You catch a fucking airstream under one of them wings, and you're fucking ghosted.
Yeah, it's like a doom buggy with like a paper airplane on top.
It killed a teacher, and they're back up operating?
Oh, that happens like every other week.
People die there.
Yeah, dude.
Blood in the mud, baby.
Life is cheap.
I think one of the tournament is called Blood in the Mud.
Dude, that is fucking pure trash.
Oh, yeah.
It's great.
Holy shit.
Rubin's racing, daddy-o.
So we know you, listen, come on.
Come on.
We go back a long time.
Come on.
Way before you guys sold out to the evil.
Shout out to Gas Digital, Louis J. Gomez.
Promo code A-Y-G.
Yeah, we're garbage.
All right, we're Philly comedian garbage.
Yep.
But refresh my memory what the origin story of Brian Six is.
And start with the name, because I thought you had told us, isn't that, that's
an Ellis Island thing?
Yeah, it was changed when it was my great-grandfather.
Well, was it before Brian Five?
Come on.
Folks, we're doing comedy here.
Hi-o, got your nose.
Promo code A-Y-G.
No, from the stories I've heard, there's a million different stories, but it
was apparently shortened at Ellis Island.
It was my great-grandfather.
Other than that, I don't really know.
Do you know what the last name was?
It was some Italian.
Like, Siclione.
Yeah, definitely.
It's funny, because there's always-
Suck my wiener.
You know you're trash.
It's like cystic fibrosis.
You know you're trash, because my mom does that, too.
She'll try to hype up the Foley origin story.
There's no hype.
Your grandfather, you know, he worked with Muhammad Ali, and they came over in
1812.
What was he, a cut man?
What are you talking about?
Spraying him with a hose.
He's a worker with him.
He was at work.
Yeah, he was involved in boxing, and this and that, and then, like, I remember
going to a family reunion, and there was, like, a picture of, like, this old
guy, and it's, like, he fought in the War of 1812.
It's, like, then you get some fucking cousin banged up at a wedding, telling
you a real story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's your mom after a couple of fucking chardonnays trying to church up your
fucking derelict family.
Yeah.
We don't even, we don't, we're not even good enough for that.
They weren't royalty, and then you landed in a fucking split level in Bluebell,
okay?
You were fucking dirtbags to begin with.
Edison took it all.
No, nothing on the Tesla joke?
All right.
So, Philly, family was Philly, born and raised.
Yeah.
Born and raised.
You're a huge family, right?
Yeah, very big family.
Very, my dad's, my dad has seven sisters.
My grandmother came from a family of 17.
Jesus.
17?
Yeah.
Who, your grandmother?
Yeah, she has 16 siblings.
What?
Yeah.
My dad has, my dad has something, it's, like, 60-something first cousins.
His, his young, my grandmother's youngest brother is, like, three years older
than my dad.
That's always.
That's where he got his first fake ID.
My Uncle Ed.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
What the fuck did your great-grandfather do?
Not wear condoms.
Didn't pull out, baby.
He was fucking, dude.
Played a fast school.
Well, what the fuck do you do for work for 16 kids?
Was it Will Smith?
It was back in the day, dude.
You could have been, like, a baker and, you know, you made enough money.
Yeah, they all lived together.
They all had a giant house with 37 people living in there.
So, it's, like, everybody put in a buck.
There's a rent in dinner for two weeks, I guess.
I don't know.
That's fucking, that's a Philly garbage fairy tale right there.
Yeah.
They had an above-ground pool.
That was rough.
That's living, though.
Yeah, but it was-
You got 16 kids and an above-ground pool?
That was 37 people in it.
Everyone's pissing in there at once.
It's just a horse trough.
They tuck the babies in.
Doing the dishes in there, too.
That's fucking good.
While they're swimming.
Someone's washing jeans.
It's like, Rita, give me the salad plate.
Washing jeans.
Oh, that's fucking trash.
Is it trash?
Is putting clothes out on the line trash?
Out on the line?
No.
No.
I mean, if you don't have a dryer, that's how you got to do it