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AYG Comedy Podcast: Jeremiah Watkins - Doomsday Garbage

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yes sir and gang we could not and i mean could not be more excited to have a
special guest here with us
today this kid is an absolute fucking get from out there in la la land he is a
very successful
stand-up comedian and actor you have seen him in i'm dying up here crashing
historical roast corporate
business doing pleasure lights out with david spade funny dance show what's
your deal kill tony
roast battle and of course let's not forget 2010's dance cam slam so he's got a
little bit of cash on
him he's been working for a while but the big question everybody's mind today
is he garbage
ladies and gentlemen give us a nice big round of applause for the one the only
mr jeremiah watkins
everybody what's up guys how you doing what's up man thanks for doing the show
i heard i heard that
you guys were wetting beaks and you know i came in he's got quite a beak on him
he does yeah let's do it
man let's go buddy you look great you sound great thanks so much for doing the
show we're happy to
uh to have you here where are you now you out not you're out in la you're on
the coast oh man another
day in la yep out on the west coast no longer the best coast no far from it far
from it now
how did new york and la both to bed at the exact same time that's not fair yeah
who kansas or somewhere
is the middle of the country is killing it right now yeah that is thank that's
that's where i'm from
and uh kansas actually yeah yeah are you from kansas they're doing okay they're
doing okay i went and
i went and visited nothing nothing nothing crazy but everything's more relaxed
there uh than
obviously out on the coast but yeah that's where i'm from is kansas city so
what so what so tell us
the whole story about growing up uh where near kansas i grew up in a city
called overland park uh until i
was um uh like in eighth grade i i moved a little bit farther south in overland
park and then um
when my parents got divorced i moved to olathe kansas um and growing up there
uh a little bit about me if
people don't know i i went to a a private christian school growing up oh shit
and uh all the way
i was there divorce until eighth grade so like the marital problems started
happening when i went to
public school so you know i blame it on the public it's your fault yeah it's my
fault
uh but yeah um grew up like in a suburban uh kind of area we i lived on like a
busy
intersection growing up and then later on lived on like a classic like kansas
cul-de-sac
kind of thing cul-de-sac yeah uh yeah right too shabby brothers and sisters
what was the situation
older brother younger sister so i'm right in the middle my brother is three
years older and my
sister is two years younger than me two years younger so when the divorce hit
who who did it hit the
hardest you or your sister oh um i think probably my brother and my sister
because that's when they
started like partying from i went from being told my entire life that drugs and
alcohol were very bad
and then i saw everybody around me start to do it when the marriage started to
fall apart yeah the wheels
on the bus coming off let's party yeah uh huh it's like getting the liquor
cabin on the titanic if i can
fuck it i walked back uh one one day and my uh in the backyard and my sister
and my mom were doing
mushrooms together and my uh what my mom said that i looked like i was in a
field playing a guitar and i was
i had nothing in my hands i was like what are you wait a minute wait hold what'd
you grow up woodstock
what the fuck's happening so jesus christ your your parents are ultra christian
conservative would
you say that growing up growing up yes very much so yeah they were pretty
conservative too yeah yeah
conservative christian yeah then you got a divorce your parents got a divorce
in the eighth grade you're
in the eighth grade i went to public school in the eighth grade and they got a
like they finalized the
divorce when i was in my junior year in high school so basically like over
those three years things
started like happening yeah yeah and that's when like my brother my sister
started acting out like
compared to like you know we were all like beaver cleaver kids before that and
then things got like
kind of tumultuous and then it just you know all over the place and holy shit
dude that's a
are you garbage first shrooming with mom when you walked in on the shroom fest
in your backyard
uh i think i was 17 or 18 at this point and my sister was probably 15 or 16.
she would have been
yeah she would have been 15 or 16. who scored the mushrooms hurry your mom
uh i think my mom got them from a friend uh so she took a hard left turn out of
the church i'd say
yeah yeah for sure like i didn't see my yeah we we stopped going to church like
as a family like uh
like around that time because it used to be like we were like a three day a
week family we would go
sunday morning sunday evening and wednesday evening so we were like real
hardcore it's a it's a lot a lot
a lot of tithes that dude i never really met anybody that did three days a week
that's crazy
yeah it was intense uh and sometimes like it would even be like you would go to
sunday school before
the actual sunday message on sunday so it's like your your boy was doing two
days back in the day
back in my day yeah two days back in my day we did two days you know now this
wasn't catholic this is
this is christian so what look yeah what is actual there's a sect or whatever
protestant christian uh
and it was a sect called uh church of god holiness which is a more strict
version of baptist that sounds
like end of the world shit right there well at this church the women were
looked down upon if they wore
makeup or jewelry and uh they all wore like dresses like if you wore pants that
was like hip and edgy so
my mom was like the the cool hip even before she was a wild one even before the
church she was a wild
child she showed up yeah exactly damn paving the way wow so it was like that
holy did you what did you guys
do for uh the eucharist as we call it was it just a wafer like just a regular
house oh like communion uh
we did um it was not alcohol it was uh it was like these kind of crackers and
it was uh it was like
welch's grape juice i believe because i went to i went to catholic school my
whole life but for a year
we went to like this eastern european catholic school and we had to go to
church every morning
before class i swear to god they wouldn't give you a little like a little host
it was a little tiny
piece of bread that was soaked in wine and i'm six years old i'm crippled
first period no get out of here i'm telling you it was some kind of that's the
way to get the party
started you're upset it wasn't garlic bread extra extra priest could you soak
one of these red
lobster biscuits in the wine i would not today father i don't need yours i got
my own father
hey pops you got a cheddar biscuit back there huh forget about it hey can i get
a cheddar biscuit
can i get an oligon red stick i just want to kiss a little wine au jus for the
christ that i'm about
to consume let me tell you something you could say what you want about those
casual dining facilities
but they're free bread and cheddar biscuits and whatever they got ain't too shabby
you get them
at the beginning of the shift when they're coming out of the oven good night
yeah i'm a i'm a i'm a six basket minimum kind of guy oh yeah keep them coming
out of that keep them
coming that's literally what my mom always says it's like she'll grab the waitress
she's like yeah
baby keep them coming that's like a stockbroker ordering a martini yeah keep he's
coming so so who
did you live with who did you live with after the divorce did you stay with
your mom i stayed with my
mom and where did your dad go my brother went to live out with my dad uh really
and yeah yeah he went
out to live with him um in farther south kansas uh in a city called stillwell
which is like even more
that's like where you start getting like a little bit more kansas you know what
i mean like where it's
like more a lot more fields and stuff like that and more of the stereotypical
stuff that you see like
uh in road trip movies when they go through kansas that's all western kansas
that's like
no man's land that's it's not very populated um when you start going farther
south like that to
places like stillwell you keep going um it's much more populated now but like
you know 10 15 years ago
when when i was in that area it was there's hardly anything out there except
like houses and stuff like
that not like the glitz and glamour of eastern kansas i would imagine eastern kansas
uh high-speed
internet there yeah really rolling the red carpet out for you it's the parish i
know did your dad stay
in the church or did your dad did your dad go rogue as well or did he stay
religious
um he for a while went rogue and he was not religious he wasn't um he he like
was in party
mode for a while like he was he would he would go to bars and uh and he would
uh so this was all
different women at bars and stuff like that yeah i think so man i think that
you know you put so much
pressure on something and and i think that you you want to put out an image for
so long i think that
if you don't get your ya-ya's out that eventually it kind of you know implode
it's a self-implode kind
of thing where if you're not doing things like self-care along the way and
getting stuff out of your
system getting those daemons out of your body popping shrooms every once in a
while that's what's
gonna happen yeah all right come on yeah where's the xanax wow that is a tail
that's that your
brother we