Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Funny Fan Questions w/ Kippy & Foley (2020)
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Funny Fan Questions w/ Kippy & Foley (2020)

Hey, gang, it's your old pals, Uncle Hank and Kippy.
Just want to thank you for tuning in to R.U. Garbage.
Yeah, guys, make sure you subscribe.
That way you get the episode as they come out.
And you can also go to gasdigitalnetwork.com,
use promo code AYG to get bonus content
and get the episodes before they come out and HD streaming.
Do it.
Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage,
the show where you find out if your favorite comedians
are classy individuals or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Oh, baba.
Hey, everybody out there.
And welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is R.U. Garbage,
the show where we sit down with your favorite comedians
and find out if they go classy or if they're absolute trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful Friday afternoon
here at Gas Digital Studios.
He's lying.
It's Tuesday.
Prank caller.
Prank caller.
Through the power of television.
Take that, Zuckerberg.
I am your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day here at Gas Digital
Studios.
My co-host is across the table from me.
So, you know, it's a fucking fan question episode.
Just the family.
Circle in the wagons.
No gas, no pressure, no bullshit, no that.
It's just us, gang.
And we got a lot of your hot emails.
Couple of free-range birds, baby.
Let's, you can't keep me caged down, daddy-o.
Gang, do me a favor.
Give me a nice big round of applause for his fucking MacBook Pro, Kippy, Kevin
James, Orion.
Hey, what's up, gang?
Thanks for tuning in, everybody.
Love the family shows.
It's family style.
Get the eggplant parm out.
It's nice.
The big bowl of pasta, a little garlic bread.
Throw it in the middle of the table.
And let's have a little Sunday evening feast.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know.
I don't like this angle.
The back fat's really showing.
I look like I'm laying down.
You look like Jabba the Hutt on acid.
Oh, oh, oh.
Eating that frog.
Hey, how was Woodstock, huh?
Well, guys, as always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes.
Last I checked, we were in the top 200.
Maybe fell out.
Not sure.
Man.
But keep us in the top 200.
Guys, we appreciate all the support so much.
Honestly, it's fucking amazing.
We slid down that thing like a fucking booger on the wall.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
We hung in there for about a week.
We're hanging.
We get in, we get out.
We get a stick and move.
We fly like a buddy.
You know, you don't want to beat a Rogan.
You don't want to beat Joe Rogan up there with the bullseye on your back.
You know what I mean?
So you fucking stick and move.
Get in, get a couple more subs, get out.
Get in, get a couple more subs.
Composition taking a little bit of a hit too.
But guys, please, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes and
also full,
as you know, full video available on YouTube.
You can subscribe there as well.
We appreciate all support.
Thank you guys.
And real quick, since we're doing a family show, let's give credit where credit's
due.
Shout out to our amazing producer, Dylan, for all his hard work.
Hard work on the fucking live show.
Yeah.
Right down there in Philly.
Audio quality, blame on him.
But he's a good kid.
And the new graphics and all that stuff, he's fucking holding up the fort here.
Why Brian's not feeling well.
I don't know if that's whatever.
Should I have said that?
I don't know.
No, it's all right.
Snip that out.
Shut up.
Just go on with the show, you fucking doober.
I'm trying to fucking give Dylan some props.
He's a good kid.
This guy realizes there's a camera on him, clams up real quick.
Huh?
What do I do with my hands?
Like your mom on the news.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I saw the whole thing.
Guys, so as you know, this is a listener episode where you guys write in all
your questions.
We've, I mean, we decided to do this like two days ago.
We put the tweets out, put the post out.
We've gotten fucking hundreds, hundreds of questions came in.
Some of you.
Thousands.
Some of you repeating, you know, some of you, whatever.
Some of you might have never watched the show because like, have you ever
fucked your
mother or the dog?
What's up?
I'm going to be a little rough around the edges.
The one thing I'm finding is people tweeting comics that we've already had on
the show.
Yeah.
You got to have so-and-so.
We had a fucking two weeks ago.
Yes.
Guys, so also if you're not aware, the people that we've had on, I mean, we've
had Bobby
Kelly, Paul Verzi, Andrew Schultz, Joe List, Mark Norman, fucking Corinne
Fisher, Christina
Hutchinson.
I mean, the who's who of fucking comedians.
And they're all available on Gas Digital Network.
Only the most recent 15 episodes are available on YouTube.
For legal purposes.
For legal purposes.
But you can use promo code AYG, sign up, get those, fucking hit the bridge.
You know what I mean?
It's a good deal, man.
It's a good deal, but we got-
We wouldn't steer you wrong.
We got so many fucking questions.
Some of them are fucking home runs.
Home runs.
Yeah.
On these.
That I'm like a little jealous I didn't come up with them.
And some of them I've had sitting in the hopper that came across from them.
Oh, these are good ones, you know?
Okay.
Well, let's see.
Well, we've had multiple come in asking about us.
Okay.
Because-
Four inches.
If we're still an item.
Are you two still hot and heavy?
No, because a lot of us don't just know us on the show a little bit.
Okay.
We're off the show as guests.
So kind of a few people asked about the origin of the podcast and or us a
little bit.
So this is from Bobby who came up with the idea for the podcast.
That's funny you mention that.
Let's get this fucking well-documented on audio because somebody was running
their mouth
off before the other show about some legal action that would be taken by the IP
intellectual
property.
I have retained counsel.
That's already trademarked under Patty Foley.
Patty Foley Enterprises.
In case something happens to me, it all goes to my ma.
Yeah.
Ma's getting the money.
She's got a holding corp with RU Garbage and an above-ground pool.
Well, the truth is, okay, how it came.
Now, listen.
We're 50-50 no matter what.
Okay?
Kippy and I.
Yeah, I do 90% of the work.
So if anyone's counting out there, 50-50 ownership, I do 90% of the heavy
lifting.
There won't be any legal battle.
It'll be 50-50 split.
We got a handshake deal.
That's how they got the McDonald's brothers.
Dumb fucks.
What do you think I'm doing to you?
I'm going to fucking Ray Kroc this whole thing.
You think you're over there selling hamburgers?
I'm buying real estate, okay?
Kevin and I have been working together for years.
We started in Philadelphia together running shows.
We don't need the whole, you know.
At the Raven Lounge.
I went to college to play football.
You know how many times I've heard this fucking story?
Every.
Whatever I was, it was a cold, crisp evening.
No.
Eddie.
We always kind of did it.
It was a game we played.
We loved calling each other.
Well, it wasn't defined as a game yet, but we just did it to each other.
We would ask each other questions about growing up and be like, oh, that's
fucking trash.
You're garbage.
The first big one was milk for dinner on the ride home from when we were in
Altoona.
We did a road show in Altoona.
And I remember like dying.
We were like, I was trashing you for drinking milk for dinner.
Yeah.
And that was one of that was like one of the big first, you know.
And then we had done a podcast called the Center City Comedy Podcast for many
years.
With Derek Gaines.
With Derek Gaines and Tom Cassidy.
We all started in Philly together.
And then one day I was in the shower and I thought of the actual game, like to
play the game.
Now, it was still undefined at that moment.
And then we played it once on that podcast with each other and we fucking loved
it.
And that's that's where it came from.
And then Kevin and I together, you know, formed what this podcast is now.
Yeah.
And even before that, we had another podcast.
Hard feelings.
Yeah.
So this is our third attempt at because somebody said, did you have a show
before AYG that bombed?
Yeah, we had two of them.
He goes, I mean, you guys have blown up some of the biggest names in comedy
have been on the show.
Thank you very much.
Was that a lucky shot or has it been planned after a few things didn't work out?
Yeah.
You know, we kind of meticulously planned.
I'll tell you that part of it.
Okay.
Like when I say he's all is all fully is Kippy, you know, Kippy does the SPO
and the fucking
Algorothum or whatever the fuck it's called.
SPF 30.
Got the zinc on the nose.
It's like a flannel.
Yeah.
But we had thrown a couple of things against the wall, learned, you know, retooled.
And, you know, and now we're here and we're so much.
We're so fucking ecstatic of all the support and everything.
Yes, we love it.
Like after the live show, there was fucking a bunch of people hanging out,
taking pictures.
The guy drove.
You hear this one crew drove up from Baltimore.
They got in the car.
The kid hit a deer.
They turned around and got a new car and fucking drove.
They totaled the car.
What did they do with the deer?
That's in the trunk.
Some jerky.
A couple of venison steaks.
Yeah.
So that's a little bit of background on the old Kipster and Foley.
Yeah.
But let's get into some fan questions while we're fucking here.
Hit me.
This one, I can't bring myself to do.
And it's a tough.
Will you go out of your way for a free donut, free Slurpee, free coffee on
those national
donut, et cetera days?
That's from Robert.
No.
You've never been like, oh, it's free cruller day.
Let me fucking swing by.
Never?
No.
No.
Why?
Because one, you're poor.
And two, you like a nice fucking sugary snack.
That's riffraff shit.
It is.
That's riffraff.
You can't spend the 79 cents to get it the day before?
Rita's Water Ice is a famous water ice place in Philly.
And the first day of spring, they give the store away.
You get whatever the fuck you want.
Free water ice.
Foley and his family back up with a fucking pickup truck.
Beep.
Beep.
We've got our own cooler.
Dry ice in the backseat.
We don't even do that.
We're not garbage like that.
The Foley's don't go for the free shit.
Now, I'm not saying my mom doesn't have a bunch of fucking bed, bath, and
beyond 20%
big coupons.
You can't avoid those things.
If you wake up, they're under your pillow.
They get those fucking coupons everywhere.
How is that place still in business?
I think they're going out of business.
Oh, are they?
Yeah.
20% off if you need it.
What do you?
Give you the store?
Yeah, but no.
I don't fuck with any of this.
That's a tough one.
I'll do a dollar dog night.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not a fucking asshole.
Yeah, that's a deal.
That's not a freebie.
Yeah.
You know.
Big hat for you.
But a freebie.
There's just something so innately trashy about like standing in line to get
your small slurpee.
Then you get there like, oh, we're all out of the coke.
You got to have fucking Fanta.
You're like, what do we?
No, I want the goods.
I'll come in tomorrow and buy a proper thing of what I want.
We, the Foley's, don't wait in line for anything like that.
We just don't.
We don't camp out for tickets.
Skinner tickets.
A couple of meatloaf tickets, huh?
That's Fleetwood Mac.
Who's buying, huh?
Yeah, we don't fuck with that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good though, man.
I'll take a free dessert at the end of a meal, though.
Really?
What do you mean?
Free dessert?
What do you mean free dessert at the end of the meal?
Dessert was on the house.
I love that.
That's when you know you're saying it.
That's a little different.
Yeah.
Dessert is on.
Yeah.
Have you ever lied to say it's your birthday to get a free one?
No.
We don't do that shit either.
There's no singing happy birthday.
Happy, happy birthday.
Had to hit the fucking bricks.
Yeah, some fucking meth head.
Get the fuck out of here.
All skeeved up.
Uh-uh.
This is a big one.
Goes back to the milk.
And I love how all the listeners spell milk