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AYG Comedy Podcast: Big Garbage News  (2020)

Hey, gang, it's your old pals, Uncle Hank and Kippy.
Just want to thank you for tuning in to R U Garbage.
Yeah, guys, make sure you subscribe.
That way you get the episode as they come out.
And you can also go to gasdigitalnetwork.com,
use promo code AYG to get bonus content
and get the episodes before they come out and HD streaming.
Do it.
Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage,
the show where you find out if your favorite comedians
are classy individuals or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley.
Hey, everybody out there.
Welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
Come on.
This is R U Garbage,
the show where we sit down with your favorite comedians
and find out if they grow classy or if they're a big old piece of shit.
And we got two of them in studio today.
I'm your host, H Foley, coming at you on a beautiful fall day
here in the East Village.
The leaves are falling.
Ooh, I can taste the fucking Reese's Cup now.
Not long now, baby.
Halloween right around the corner.
That's in like 48 hours.
What are you talking about?
And I can't wait.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table,
which means today is a fan question episode.
A family ep, baby.
A family ep.
We know it's your guys' favorites, gang.
Let me tell you something.
If this guy was a candy bar, he would be a kippy bar, okay?
And he would have dark chocolate and a really soft center
and real bad eyebrows.
Do me a favor.
Give it up for my best friend, Kevin James.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
Thanks for tuning in.
Stop looking at yourself in the monitor.
I'm looking at you to make jokes.
You look like one of those trash bags that people fill up with leaves
with the jack-o'-lantern face on it that they put out in front of their house.
Yeah, that's what you look like.
Happy to be here, everybody.
Thanks for tuning in.
A little bit of news coming at you today, folks.
You know, we just got to get into it, right?
Sure.
Real quick.
Real quick.
Real quick.
You know, guys, are you garbage?
We'll be leaving Gas Digital Network.
It's all Dylan's fault.
Blame Dylan.
I told you about those fucking drops.
Huh?
I told you about the drops, didn't I?
You didn't fucking listen, man, you know?
People are actually going to believe that.
That's the worst fucking part.
It's terrible.
No.
Yeah, guys, so we're going to go off and do our own thing,
and we launched a Patreon.
You can check that out at patreon.com slash RUGarbage.
I don't know if we're contractually allowed to talk about that on the podcast.
We need the money!
Kippy's got us up to eyeballs in a fucking penthouse in Midtown.
Listen, Kippy...
Fucking Kippy Schultz over here.
Kippy was doing a little boozing this weekend,
made a couple of bad business decisions,
and now the kid's got a lease and they're out on their own.
I don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
We're going to be broadcasting from the new Clean Living Studios
somewhere in Midtown Manhattan.
We're going out on our own.
We cannot thank Gas Digital enough.
Dylan, of course, our fucking producer,
has been with us to the end.
Dylan, G-Mike, baby.
G-Mike, of course, everybody here.
Lewis, Ralph, obviously.
Bobby, Shannon, Alex, Eric, everybody.
The whole gang.
It's been awesome.
There's no bad blood.
No bad blood at all.
And that's what's fucking so awesome about this network
and about Lewis and all that stuff.
And let me tell you this.
So we got to be a part of Legion of Skanks last night.
It was the big guy, the big...
Don't talk about it.
I'm not.
But it was the big Ari Shaffir trial.
And just the production quality, the fucking production,
the fucking...
The effort and energy that's put into what they do
and what they did yesterday
was the exact reason almost that, you know,
we want to go out and be on our own.
Yeah, we want to build our own thing.
We want to emulate what these guys are doing.
And you guys have all been so supportive.
And the audience and the fan base has grown so much
that we want to be able to give, you know,
the best thing that we possibly can
and do it for ourselves.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So that's why we're moving on.
That's the whole reason.
It's not Dylan's drops, okay?
About 10% of it is Dylan's drops.
It's not that he fucking tried to put the moves on my cousin
the last time he was down in Philly.
He's a good-looking kid.
Your cousin, that is.
Yeah, guys, thank you so much.
Like, I mean, everybody's...
All the Skank fans...
Everybody's been fucking fantastic.
Unbelievable.
We love everybody.
Honestly, the best fans in the fucking world.
And we hope to God
that you guys all come with us on this journey.
We need you to come with us on this journey, all right?
There's a fucking nut we got to cover every month now.
Yikes.
Yikes.
But yeah, guys...
It's exciting.
It's exciting.
We're really excited.
The response so far has been fantastic,
so we're happy to see what happens.
And also, too, something that we want to emulate
is they do so much extra content.
They give so much extra to their fan base.
That's something that we want to be able to do
completely unlimited and unhinged
as far as just...
It's not just going to be the podcast.
It's going to be a whole shitload of fucking content,
and it's going to be really, really fun,
and we really appreciate you guys.
Also, too, now all of our episodes
all the way back to the first episode
that we've ever done ever
are now available on iTunes, Spotify, YouTube,
wherever you listen or watch.
That's where everything is,
and we're still going to do the two episodes
for everybody every week
that go out on iTunes for free to everybody.
We're just doing additional episodes,
some videos, some other content,
some live streams and stuff like that
on www.patreon.com
slash are you garbage.
Check it out.
I need this.
I don't think they care.
It's not a secret.
I know.
It's a bit.
Come on there, trash bag.
Jacko.
Hey, there it is.
Everybody hits.
I'm sick of hearing this shit.
You leave me.
It hurts me.
Oh, buddy.
But no, again, I mean,
Ralph and Louis and people like that
in this business are the people
that are showing people the way
the future is going to be.
And we just want to be a part of that
on, you know, with us.
I was a little nervous coming in here.
I thought it was going to be a fucking setup.
I thought I was going to come in
and have to fucking,
the Puerto Rican rattlesnake
was going to have me in an armbar.
Gee, Mike's got a Luger and a silencer.
This is like that scene in Unglorious Basterds.
What's it on the plastic?
You guys painting?
Huh?
All right, guys.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Good stuff.
We're excited, man.
Yeah, thank you.
And this is a family episode, baby.
This is the going away party.
It's going to be a lot of family things coming up,
so get ready.
Get your trashiest dishes ready and recipes.
Yeah, and that's at www.patreon.com.
Are you garbage?
Cut the tapes.
Guys, I mean, we've had fucking,
when we put out that we're doing a fan question episode,
a listener question episode,
they fucking fly in.
The kids go nuts.
I announced it like fucking four hours ago.
So you're giving away Dion tickets.
We got Dion who?
Look at you.
Thanks, man.
You don't have to do that.
Thank you, buddy.
That's fucking dosed for sure, dude.
Why does the coffee here always have so much froth on top?
I don't know.
It has weight.
I always think it's a cappuccino.
They're staring at it with their ween.
It's just iced tea.
Thank you, buddy.
Hey, I hope it's dosed.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, you're dressed for it.
You're dressed like John Candy in every movie after fucking 2004.
Ah, he really let it ride, didn't he?
Yeah, he's like, I'm doing my own wardrobe.
He leaned into it, man.
I love it.
Okay, let's see.
You got some cues?
We got some fucking cues, and I mean, they're fucking.
Some of them are so funny, and I get jealous when I see them.
Some of them I have on my list already that I'm like, fuck, before I could get
to it.
We all think alike.
That's what's great.
I know.
We're all fucking trash.
First of all, thank you so much to all the listeners that write in.
It's fucking.
And we just can't get to all of them, you know.
And some of them are repeats that we've done before, so you don't want to, you
know.
The Facebook group has been killing me lately.
Dude, the Facebook group.
I've been dying.
Check out the Facebook group.
Check out, you know, Reddit and Discord.
They're all, you know, we're everywhere on there.
Did you see the SpaghettiOs and Lobster shells?
Oh, yeah.
That's got Foley family written all over it.
I'll tell you what looked really good was the hot dog, the frank and beans
tacos or tortillas
somebody whipped up.
They look hot.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But I think that was like that guy's din.
That's an okay drunk thing if you've got to pull it together.
But if you're making that for a sit down din din.
I'll make that on Thanksgiving.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's get into it.
Talk to me.
This is one that I've been wanting to talk.
You know, I've been wanting to bring up.
I'm just waiting for the right guest.
And I definitely, we've talked about it a little bit.
You definitely have an opinion on it.
And this is from my favorite fucking name, Charlene.
Charlene?
Charlene.
No way.
Fucking Charlene, kid.
Oh, dude.
Charlene, you got to be Garbagio.
Fucking die there with Charlene in the fucking park.
That's such a name that, you know, some Boston skeezer throws out.
Fucking Charlene!
I was also thinking of like every love song in the 50s.
Charlene.
Yeah, there's a lot of Charlene's running around back then.
Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Charlene, Charlene, Charlene, you broke my heart.
All right, this is from Charlene.
How do you like your eggs?
Is one style more garbage than another?
Well, I know what you're going to say is the trashiest.
What?
And my favorite in every time, I like Dylan bracing himself when I open my
mouth.
I like to cook mine in a shoe.
An old work boot if my dad had a long day.
No, but what would be the trashiest and the most delicious is the dippy egg.
Oh, what?
I'm a fucking dippy egg.
Are you a dippy kid?
Yeah, I grew up as a fried egg.
I don't know the names of them.
Technically, it's over easy is what a dippy egg is, okay?
Now, a fried egg means that you do it in a little bit higher heat.
Both sides.
So it really seals.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or you could do it sunny side up and still be a fried egg.
Fried egg, sunny side up.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I know what a fried egg is, but it gets you like over soft, over medium,
over my ball sack.
I like when they're cooked loose and soft.
I don't like when there's any fucking...
I don't like brown on my omelet.
Okay?
I'll tell you that right now.
I see brown.
Run mine through again.
Hey, Matt, do it again, okay?
Do it again.
I was a big fried egg kid all growing up.
Love a good yolk.
Sunny side up does me a little weird.
I just...
I don't like singing...
Sunny's, man.
If you're doing sunny's, you either did time or you were in NAMM.
Yeah, sunny side egg guys are fucking crazy.
Yeah, it's black coffee and grapefruit juice.
That's what comes with this fucking two sunny side up.
Burn the hash browns.
Oh, dude.
Anything better than a burnt set of fucking home fries from a...
Give me two weeks old.
...from a diner?
Good night.
Oh, I used to love working at fucking breakfast places.
Yeah.
Coming up through the restaurant industry.
I mean, Matt.
Shout out to the Blue Bell Grill and Deli.
Whoosh.
You've taken me there before.
Have I?
Yeah, after that horrible corporate gig we did.
Oh, no.
That was Gems.
That was Gems flashback to the 50s.
You used to work there, though.
Yeah, I used to work there.
Is there any fucking trash dining establishment you didn't work at in Blue Bell,
Pennsylvania
throughout the fucking 80s and 90s?
Every time I ride by with this kid, hey, see there?
I used to bust tables there.
I used to b