Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Kayce Smith: Barstool Belle
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Kayce Smith: Barstool Belle

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kid, the fucking magic man.
We know him by T-Bone around here.
Toby McMullen, everybody.
Hey, woo.
He does not like the new nickname.
Man, a few words over there in the DJ booth.
I like it.
But, gang, we cannot.
And I mean cannot.
Got a hot one.
We got a hot one.
We got a little fucking star power in this dump.
Not the bozos you usually see on this show.
Yeah.
Not the animals we drag in off the street.
That's right.
Our guest today is an incredibly successful sports broadcaster, reporter, and
host of multiple podcasts.
Okay.
She has worked as a sideline reporter for Fox Sports.
She's worked at ESPN, the SEC Network, ESPNU.
Of course, Sirius XM.
She is a graduate of Texas A&M University.
And, of course, one of the co-hosts of the Pro Football Football Show with Deion
Sanders.
And one of the stars over there at Barstool Sports.
But the big question in everybody's mind today, is she garbage?
I don't know.
I saw a Louis Vuitton bag walk through the door.
And you called it a coach bag.
And I called it a coach bag.
And I collected you.
So I'm pretty fucking impressed.
I'll tell you that right now.
Give it up for Casey Smith, everybody.
Come on.
Thank you for inviting me to the basement.
Ah, thanks for coming on down.
I love hanging out of the basement.
Close the door on your way in.
Yeah, I know.
Me and two men in a basement?
What could possibly go wrong?
Just for legal purposes, we're on the fourth floor.
On the fourth floor, okay?
She is not technically in a basement.
Thank you for having me.
So when you run through everywhere I've worked, it sounds like I might be a
successful person.
You are a successful person.
Come on.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
But now I'm at Barstool Sports, so you can just erase all the rest of the show.
It just completely negates anything I've ever done once I go to Barstool Sports.
No way.
You're all class in my book.
Thank you.
Do you say you're garbage or not?
So I say I'm not garbage, but it's usually because I think my parents aren't
garbage.
Okay.
But I think as an adult, I might be a little bit-
You slipped into some garbage.
Well, you talk about my college years now.
Garbagio.
Garbagio.
So I guess it really depends on how you guys weigh this.
Sure.
I'm very interested to see how we weigh this.
Well, we found out people that come from decent families, good families, maybe
wealthy families or so,
Once the kids start making their own decisions, that's where it really shows
that they don't really follow the family trends.
You know what I mean?
They tend to be pretty garbage.
Yeah.
I like to believe that I've gone back towards the good trend of my parents as I've
gotten a little bit older.
I'm in my 30s now, but I'm going to let you guys decide that.
I hear you guys are the absolute totem pole of who's garbage and who's not.
We are the authority on trash.
An owner on a waste management company.
We are trash.
Well, I've talked to both of you about leftovers.
Yeah, that was the big thing.
I mean, that kind of took-
That was when it kind of, you know, KFC, your buddy also from Barstool, a good
friend of ours.
Shout out to KFC.
Shout out to KFC.
He kind of, the leftovers debate took fucking, took the internet by storm for a
couple of days.
Which is crazy.
People latch onto that shit so easily.
Like, we do a radio show every day on SiriusXM together, and we'll be talking
about important things in the world.
Not one call.
We talk about if you should take leftovers home.
Sure.
A billion calls for days and days.
And I mean, it hit, and I got to hear how both of you feel about it.
You're on my side.
Yeah.
You take leftovers home.
You definitely take leftovers home.
Nuts.
And me and KFC are on the same side.
Because he texted me.
He goes, dude, you got to call into the radio show.
We're talking about leftovers.
And I don't know.
To me, it's also, I'm never in a position where there is leftovers.
This is tired ground.
We've gone over this a bunch.
But I'm never in a position where there is leftovers.
And I don't see how you are either.
This is what I don't understand.
You calling me fat?
You calling me fat over there?
No, him.
I know.
I just wanted to make sure.
Oh, yes.
I'm calling him fat for sure.
That's a major theme on the show.
Right down the barrel.
That is a major theme.
This is a pro-fat shaming show.
I will not be doing that.
So mark that out on the class list.
I make sure that we over-order a little bit at the restaurant, especially if I
go out to
dinner with my girlfriend.
I know she's not going to finish it.
Of course not.
And that's the best, is finishing her half at home when we're watching a movie
or something
like that.
You don't even let her finish it?
If she wanted to, she could.
Don't you stop that!
What if she wanted to eat the leftovers when you guys got home?
Would it be a fire for that?
She never does, man.
Really?
She never does.
She might say, hey, I'm going to take this home and eat it, but she never does.
See, I actually eat it when I get home or the next day.
Now, it does depend on what it is.
I'm not taking bar food home.
I don't know if we-
Sure.
You're not going to do like chicken tenders and mozzarella sticks or something.
No, no, no.
Wait, why?
Because it's not good when it's reheated.
Thank you.
I never reheat a mozzarella.
I love a cold mozzarella stick.
You know what, I've had some cold mozzarella sticks in my day, too.
But I more think of take-home stuff with steak and mashed potatoes and asparagus.
That always tastes good the next day.
Yeah.
You can't be heating up chicken tenders.
He will.
I mean, yeah, you won't even eat it up.
So I'm somewhere in the middle.
Yeah, yeah.
He's-
He's-
Yes, okay.
I like how you saw my reaction to Briggs that gap.
It's okay, Thaddy.
Don't worry.
You're going to be all right.
No, but you take home whatever you want.
Yeah, she's like, I'm not going to eat a cold mozzarella stick.
He's like, what?
You're not going to what?
I start crying.
How drunk am I?
Now that I'll eat anything else, I'm drunk.
Oh, man.
Come on.
What are we doing?
Fucking drunk with some cold nachos?
Turn the lights off.
Cold anything.
It's about to get weird.
Oh, yeah.
We are in a basement.
You know, turn the lights off, baby.
Legally, the fourth floor.
All right.
So give us the backstory.
Now, Texas A&M, I'm just going to say, that's no slouch of an organization.
Well, thank you.
That's a pretty good school.
I appreciate it.
You have to be in the top 10% of your class to get in there.
Which you were not.
I went to a private high school, non-Catholic.
It was a big Catholic school.
There was like 300 of us graduating, which in Texas is, you know, a pretty big
private school.
But I have to tell you, we wore the full Catholic school world uniforms.
Nice.
Like, you know, it was plaid skirts, knee socks, the whole thing.
So I went to private school my entire life because, like I've said, my parents
are very classy people.
Suburbs of Dallas, you said.
Yeah, Arlington, Texas.
So that's where the Cowboys Stadium is now.
It's right between Dallas and Fort Worth.
I grew up in an Episcopalian school, Baptist church, Catholic high school.
So my parents really wanted to fuck me up in the religion.
Yeah, they were fucking Baptist.
They weren't Catholic.
No, we went to a Baptist church because my dad played guitar at the Baptist
church.
But I wanted to play basketball, so I played AAU.
And my head coach was the varsity coach at the private high school I went to.
Okay.
You follow that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you get recruited to go there?
No, I wasn't very good.
Okay.
But most of my girlfriends were.
Well, AAU was good, right?
AAU was like the last person on the roster.
I was good enough to make the team.
If I got to play, we threw a party when we got there.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you were going to private school no matter what?
No matter what.
Because the district that we lived in in Arlington, it was right on the edge of
a school that my
parents were like, eh.
It's a little, yeah.
Well, you know, and then I just stayed.
So, yeah.
So, again, mark this down.
I can only see where this is going to go.
Now, this is the least garbage thing I'm about to tell you.
Okay.
But I'm going to get it out of the way.
All right.
I grew up playing the harp.
Wow.
That thing right there.
That is me.
Yep.
That is me.
That's an actual photo of me, my mom.
Wow.
Yeah.
I started playing in kindergarten.
I don't think I've ever, I don't think there's any, I've never met anybody.
Do you have one now?
My parents have one at their house, yes.
Oh, your parents got a little bit of geish.
Now, now, now.
Yeah, you got some disposable income if your kids are playing the harp.
There's no harp in a fucking double lot.
Your kids are playing the harp.
I'll tell you that.
But I will say, my parents will, I know they're going to listen to this.
Sorry, mom and dad for all the stories you're about to hear.
But again, I work at fucking Barstool, so you already know them anyways.
Shout out to Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Yeah.
Sorry, Ron.
Sorry, Marty.
Ron and Marty?
Ron and Marty Smith.
Oh, man, I love them.
I know.
They're great.
So, the school that I went to, we were upper middle class.
The school I went to was wealthy, wealthy.
So, we were like, I was like the poor kid.
Gotcha.
I got a Honda Civic when I turned 16.
Thought it was the coolest thing ever.
My best friend got a Porsche.
Yeah.
So, my mom and dad, I'm telling the truth, I promise.
Honda Civic's all right, though.
Oh, I love it.
Yeah, as a 16-year-old.
Was it a stick or an automatic?
It was automatic.
I can't drive a stick.
Okay.
I can't drive a stick.
It's classy Cassie the Civic.
She had a nice little spoiler.
Oh, very nice.
What color was it?
Silver.
Yo, I've named every car I've ever had, and that is so garbage.
It's so garbage.
You're naming your car.
Well, like, people with Mercedes aren't naming it.
You know what I mean?
You're naming your shitty car to make it cute and lovable.
No one's hopping in their fucking Beamer being like,
all right, Ted, let's go.
But you know what?
They fucking should.
They really fucking should.
Teddy.
Come over here, Teddy.
But I was also trying to rebel a little bit
against my Catholic school situation.
I hung a red bandana from the rearview mirror
because I thought that I was the biggest Lil Wayne fan
on the planet.
Oh, shout out to Lil Wayne.
Yeah.
Especially in the South.
That was probably kicking.
Windows down, hip-hop pumping.
Oh, yeah.
But only when 