Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Funny Listener Questions w/ Kippy & Foley (2020)
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Funny Listener Questions w/ Kippy & Foley (2020)

Hey, what's up guys? Thanks for tuning in to Are You Garbage?
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videos as they come out.
Yeah, do it.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hippie's great, Foley's great, Christmas Extravaganza went off without a
goddamn hitch.
It's the last episode before the big break, guys.
Positive vibes, hard energy.
Here we go, Foley on you, buddy.
Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Yeah, it is.
It's the show we sit down with your favorite comedians and find out if they
grew up classy or if they're absolute trash.
I'm your host, H Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day here in Tootie's
basement.
Down here, all cleaned up from the holidays.
Ready for 2021, baby.
Here we fucking go.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table.
So you know what that means, kids.
It's a family episode.
A fan question, Patreon question episode.
We read your questions on the air, and we have a fucking good time.
These are some of my favorite apps, baby.
Always our favorite apps.
Family time.
Love the family.
Ladies and gentlemen, the auntie to my uncle.
All right.
The Mrs. Griswold to my Clark.
The Tom to my Jerry.
Kippy.
Kevin James Ryan.
Hey.
Kyle, pal.
Hey, gang.
Happy to be here.
Thanks so much for tuning in.
Also, someone brought up, and I forgot, you haven't been doing ass making a Kippy
recently.
We got to move some merch.
You got to remind them.
You need to fall back in love with you.
I know.
I don't think he's been sour on me.
He's been sour.
It happens with the big man.
He's very temperamental.
Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change.
He holds it together for an hour.
Hard to hold a candle in the cold December rain.
He holds it together for an hour while we're on air, but read some private text
messages.
This guy sours quick.
Be nice.
Guys.
I'm going to make it a Kippy.
Thanks so much for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes.
Please.
Full video is available.
Do us a solid right now.
Go do it.
Pause the podcast.
Make it happen.
Full video available on YouTube and also patreon.com slash RUGarbage.
You can sign up.
You can really help support the show.
You can get bonus content, bonus episodes, videos we're doing.
Foley's head creator of content over there on Patreon.
He's cranking out the videos.
Oh, yeah.
We're doing Tubby Time with Kippy.
Look out.
We're doing live streams with you guys where you get to ask us questions.
We ask you questions.
Good times.
We did it last week.
It was a fucking blast.
It was hot.
I'm not lying.
You fucking know me.
Look at my face.
It was hot.
Get involved with that, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
We did do that live stream three weeks ago.
Well, whatever.
You know what I mean.
We're living in podcast universe here.
It's actually March 13th.
I'm actually skinny by the time you see this.
It takes the light from the planet I'm from that far away.
Guys, thanks so much.
It's been a bananas year.
This is coming out on New Year's Eve.
It's been a bananas year for us.
Thank you so much for all the fucking support.
Just dropping New Year's Eve?
This is dropping the 31st, baby.
Thank you so fucking much.
This has been a fucking life-changing year for us.
We really appreciate it.
The support from all you guys has been fucking awesome.
We're so grateful.
Thank you so much.
But this is show business.
It's what have you done for me lately.
Show business.
Top everything up in 2021.
Tell a friend.
Join a Patreon.
Get a hoodie.
Do something.
That's right.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
How about a nice shout out to our old pal, Toby McMullen.
T.
The T-Bone.
Bone.
That you've all come to know and love.
Hey, what's up?
Psyched to be here.
What a crazy Christmas we had, huh?
That was nuts.
Toby really plays it cool with the timelines.
I watch you.
Don't get fucking head.
Don't shoot a cop with this guy.
Don't tell me who won the World Series, all right?
Yeah.
I watch Kibbe's brain be like, shut the fuck up.
Good times.
We love you guys.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate everything that you guys are doing for us.
As we say, go to podcastmerch.com.
Pick yourself up a little fucking AYG memorabilia.
You know what I mean?
A little bit of merch.
A little bit of swag.
Yeah.
And some of you guys.
Nice stuff.
Nice hoodies.
Nice tees.
You guys have been asking.
We kind of jumped the gun on the release of the card game that should be out in
2021.
If you're hearing this, we are in bankruptcy.
We hit a snag with production.
Apparently, they want to be paid for this thing.
Our European investors are holding us hostage.
Yeah.
It should be out very soon, so stay tuned for that.
Yeah.
The card game's coming.
It's all coming.
We're just getting warmed up.
This is a three-man team, baby.
We're doing it.
We're fighting and moving.
Stick and move.
You know what I mean?
Now, you, Bozo.
Let's talk a little business.
Sure.
All right.
Where'd you get that t-shirt, first of all?
This is from Kona Surf Shop in Wildwood, New Jersey.
Shout out to fucking Wildwood, New Jersey.
That's where I've repped.
Ever been on a surfboard?
I have.
Boogie board?
Yeah.
I've gone surfing in your mom every now and then.
That's what they do, a surfboard.
They call it.
That sounded sexual.
It wasn't romantic.
You didn't hear?
Kippy got sponsored, dude.
Yeah.
Shout out, go to Kona, out there on Rio and New Jersey.
Tell them fucking Toby sent you.
I always thought Jersey surfers were whack.
Real whack.
Yeah.
Kids talking about, yeah, we're going down to Atlantic City to surf.
Like, no, you're not.
You're going down to get clam strips like everybody else.
Shut up.
No, surfing's decent in Jersey.
Same with New York.
New York, too?
I think Long Island.
Washington Square Park?
We're on an island, baby.
Get to some fucking luau.
No, Long Island.
Who's got the street cred surf-wise in Foleyville?
Nobody.
You can fucking surf.
I fucking body surfed.
Like the fucking Big Kahuna.
That's how we do it down the shore.
Yeah, that sounds real cool.
Oh, you guys are going, there's no jealousy in that.
You guys are going fucking surfing?
That's whack.
I'd rather body surf any day of the week than get on a surfboard, okay?
I'll be boogie boarding if you need me.
I'm not getting bit by a shark.
I go three feet out and wait for a little wave.
Foley hits the beach.
A bunch of scientists come in.
We got to get it back.
We got to get it back.
Get a tarp.
Spray it with a water gun or something.
We got to keep it wet.
He was 100 feet tall if he was a foot, I tell you.
I'd just go with it.
Just go with it.
Let me get a sandwich over here.
Just pouring soda on me.
A can of sardines.
Get me a can of sardines.
By the way, that fucking triggered my memory.
This might be a little while back, but some animal in the Facebook group posted
that picture
of mac and cheese with sardines.
What the fuck?
I know.
Some of you.
I don't know if that was a stock picture.
I don't know if that was a food.
Animals.
Your lunch, your breakfast, your dinner.
Some of you in that group are fucking savages, dog.
Somebody posted a sambi with some fried onions on it.
It was on white bread with some Doritos.
Looked a little trash, if you ask me.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
But that's what we're doing today, folks.
We got a lot of questions from the Patreon, from Facebook.
It's going to be me.
It's all you guys today.
It's all about you folks.
Bobbin' and weavin'.
This is a sign of appreciation for all you guys.
We really fucking appreciate all the support.
And the activity of you guys.
The Facebook group is bumping.
Patreon's fucking bumping.
We want to, you know.
And you guys ask so many fucking good questions.
It's like, you know, some of these questions I've had on my list to ask are
just waiting
for the right guests.
And then they sneak in with them.
We should be paying you.
But we're not.
But we're not.
That's patreon.com.
Stop the show.
Hit me.
Let's see.
I think we talked about this.
I forget your answer.
I know my answer.
This is from Eric Border.
Water or milk for hot chocolate?
It's a wintertime, holidays.
Great question.
Growing up, it was always water.
Water.
You do water with the Smith's Mix powder, right?
Never even thought to use fucking milk.
Yeah.
Or would, I don't know.
Foley's and hot milk, just that never happened.
We kept it ice cold in a cool sack.
Did you ever see anybody boil milk?
That was always weird to me.
Like in a pot.
Did you ever have somebody drink warm milk before they went to bed?
None of my friends.
Fucking Buffalo Bill.
Yeah.
Those things are weird.
What are you from?
Where are you?
Hanging out the retirement home?
Who the fuck?
Imagine going to, dude, if one of my buddies came over for a sleepover and
asked my dad
or mom for a glass of warm milk.
Not happening.
Hey, weirdo.
Your parents called.
They'll be here in 10 minutes.
If he asked for a glass of Cuddy Sark and a black eye, I'd probably get that
though,
wouldn't he?
Shout out to a Michelob.
They were big at the house.
I would always water.
Sometimes two, three packs if I was left to my own devices and I would eat the
marshmallows
like cereal.
Yeah.
I never liked the marshmallows.
If there was no snacks in the house.
Oh my God.
I always like putting the fresh marshmallows in.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why don't you like...
The freeze-dried little...
Because they remind you of having Lucky Charms.
They were great.
Yeah, but the marshmallow, the real marshmallow is a better marshmallow, hands
down.
You can't debate that.
Okay.
So why not...
That'll fuck you.
I don't want to fight on New Year's Eve.
Okay.
All right?
Okay.
Whatever you want to do.
You want to go see your sister?
We'll go see your sister.
Yeah.
This is from Jeff P on Patreon, which...
What?
Wait a minute.
There was a point in my life when I discovered that you could use milk and I've
been milk ever
since.
You still making hot chocolate that frequent?
We had hot chocolate a couple nights ago.
We each had a cup for while we were doing the tree or like, you know...
But I'm saying before that, when was the last time?
I don't know.
A couple days, maybe.
Yeah.
You act like I'm crazy for asking you these...
I don't know.
Last time I had chocolate...
I tell you what, I drank that fucking chocolate milk that Adrian got us at the
show.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Merry Mate Farms fucking doing it right.
You said you weren't going to have that.
Well, you were caught up in what I call a lie.
And that's just the way it went down.
He also gave you McDonald's sauce packets and said there was no food order
along with it.
I'll show you the receipt downstairs.
I didn't fucking buy food.
I have a receipt.
Do you think...
One.
Okay.
I'll believe you.
I will produce the paperwork that will clear my name.
I bought you a nice present.
No, no.
I don't trust...
I'll embarrass myself.
I don't trust the receipt.
I want to see a bank statement because I wouldn't put it past you to be like
two separate orders.
One just sauce.
One with sandwiches.
One with sandwiches.
Oh, that's not going to happen.
Yeah.
Because you'll see he was at Burger King earlier that day, too.
It's illegal to see a friend.
Yeah.
Called the Whopper.
Okay.
Let's get back to the show.
Back to the show.
Let's see.
This is from Court.
Shout out to Court, our gal.
Love you, Court.
Do you guys in your own house, obviously, use the same bath towel as other
people?
Like the person you're, you know, your husband, your wife, your gal, your, you
know.
Do you share a bath towel?
A bath towel?
No.
She has her...
No.
I do...
I wet my butt with my bath towel.
I dry my butthole with my bath towel.
Sure.
Do you do that?
I'm not walking around here with a wet butthole.
Yeah, I can dry my butthole.
What kind of fucking asshole question is that?
Do you dry your hair?