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AYG Comedy Podcast: Rone - Barstool Battle Rapper

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And gang, we could not be more excited to have our incredibly talented,
incredibly special guest here with us today.
This gentleman got his start as a battle rapper off the streets of Philadelphia.
He is the former King of the Dot champion. His battles have over 18 million
views online.
Is that true?
He's going on to do incredible things. That's right. He's a major personality
over there at Barstool Sports.
But the big question in everybody's mind today, is he garbage?
I got a fucking D'Alessandro's cheesesteak and a Birch's beer.
He tells me 100% he is. This kid's got latchkey kit written all over it.
Both of his parents were working.
Do me a favor, gang. Give us a nice big round of applause.
And I say this genuinely for the one, the only, Roan, everybody.
Thank you guys so much for having me.
This is the first time I've ever been called a comedian.
I'm sweating from my armpits because of it.
That's a lot of pressure to put on somebody, but I'm happy to be out here
fucking really shitty.
He drops into it quick.
Yeah, dude, I can code switch fucking like the best of them.
Street red.
Like the Caprio and the Departed.
Exactly.
You probably got two accents, didn't you?
Jesus.
Big time, big time.
Tell me this story because I'm not that familiar.
I'm older than you guys.
You're young.
You're cool.
That's very generous of you.
And we were saying.
Well, he's 52.
I'll be 45 in February.
Gray ass beard.
Really?
45.
I'll be 45 in February.
Time for a prostate exam.
One at the doctor's this time.
Got to do it home, kid.
Shove your thumb up your butt, dude.
No, you're doing it wrong.
Oh my God.
But no, this is, I feel like, a little bit of time coming.
This is, you've gone through a couple barstool people, but none of that.
I mean, you had Kate in here.
Kate's Philly trash.
Kate's Philly trash.
She has that same type of disgusting Delco trash.
It's in your blood, man.
There's something disgusting about it.
But I saw you having all these other trash bags on, and I knew about the Philly
background.
So I was like, it's a matter of time.
It's a matter of time.
I'm circling around the toilet bowl about to flush through.
Just sitting here listening to you.
Sitting here listening to you.
You've definitely bought or sold weed in an Acme parking lot.
Oh my God.
Big time.
Just lying.
Yeah, it's a gram.
It's like a fucking half gram.
It's .8 believe, baby.
It's .8, yeah.
I fluffed up weed in a, I bought the worst weed in college off a fucking brick.
And we used to put it in, we put orange peels in with it to fluff it up.
I'd be like, no, it's good.
It's a citric flavor.
I know exactly what I mean.
It's Hawaiian jambalaya.
Oh, shit.
That's what we did.
We did that because when we had like really good bud, you would put some orange
peel in
there to make it like special.
Yeah, fluffed up.
I don't know how.
There's some kind of fucking magic properties.
Well, they thought like the liquid would go into it and make it denser on the
scale.
It was actually .8, but it read as a gram.
It's a fucking thing.
It's a garbage answer.
I don't know what to do.
Some magical properties.
It's moisture.
Banana peels going into the week.
It rehydrated.
It rehydrates.
That's what it is.
This wasn't at the University of Pennsylvania, I think.
It was at.
It was West Philly.
I'll tell you that one.
Penn State Abington.
No, you went to Abington?
No, no, no, I didn't.
You're a satellite kid.
Shout out to Altoona.
No, I went to main campus.
That was a feather in my hat that I was up at main campus.
Dude, you made the whole family proud.
If you went straight to main campus, you were going to be a doctor or something.
It's like everybody gets into main campus, but I wore it around like I was
going to the
university, like it was Wharton or something.
Sure.
It was awesome, man.
It was big.
It was big for sure.
I love it.
Penn State Abington, that's fucking fantastic.
Yeah, that's that.
I had a, dude, my cousin, shout out to my cousin who listens.
He's from the Northeast.
He lived in the Northeast and went to Abington and lived there.
It was like 12 minutes from his actual life.
He went to school, got a dorm?
He went to Penn State Abington and got like a, I was like, dude, what are you
doing?
Calling his mom.
What time is it there?
I miss you guys.
You coming home for the holiday?
Like, no, I'm not going to.
I'm going to stay up on campus.
Except they ain't running.
Can't make it.
All my Northeast boys went to Holy Family.
Holy Family's a big one.
Holy Family's the, was that D3 or something like that?
Yeah.
They would all get like a scholarship to Holy Family.
It's like, you got free meals, I'm pretty sure.
You got like a dining card was your scholarship.
You just swiped in the Holy Family.
That's like, I did that at Widener University.
Did you?
By Chester.
Yeah.
And then when I, you know, I played football there, but I told people I got a
scholarship,
which it really was exactly what you're saying.
Dude, for 80 episodes, he's been bragging about his scholarship.
He's like, guys, I got some money to play ball.
Well, one called it out.
You got chicken fingers at fourth meal.
What are you talking about?
Don't have your fucking jersey framed in the background like you did some shit.
That's my high school jersey.
Yeah, that looks like a practice jersey.
He also got paid in chicken fingers in high school.
I had a full scholarship there.
Hell yeah.
A kid who listens that was going to Widener now hit me up and was like,
asked me what the scene was like back then.
It's like two buildings.
What are you talking about?
And I said, the cafeteria was awesome back then.
What's it like?
What's it like now?
And this is how trashy my school is.
He's like, yeah, once a semester, they do a crab feast.
What?
I would not trust.
And they only give one ticket out per student, so nobody doubles down.
I was like, oh, man, that's a trash situation.
Dude, if you're playing hard defense at the crab feast at your college, I don't
even know.
Parking lot, I thought crab feasts were like you lay out like a piece of paper
and everyone sits around a table or something.
You're just walking up to the parking lot and getting your little styrofoam
plate.
It's out of the back of a van.
Oh, my God.
Dude, if you're eating cafeteria cooked crabs, that's not something you roll
the dice with.
They're already bottom feeders.
Like, what are the cafeteria ones?
How cheap are those?
These are from last year.
Crabs from the bad neighborhoods.
Laying around.
All right, so give me the full back story, because like I said, I'm a little
older.
These guys are all huge fans of you.
Where did you start out?
Where did you grow up?
Give me the deets.
So, Delaware County, Delco.
But it's like, to be completely honest, it's like more the Villanova side than
the Havertown
side, which is points against me on this show.
Oh, that's what you mean, the Villanova side, that's the main line for people.
That's what you're saying, it's classy.
That's what I'm saying, that's classy, that's points against me on this side.
If I was like in Havertown, the fucking Drexel Hill area or whatever, there
would be no
question about my trash credentials.
I went to St. Joe's Prep.
Also doesn't help me.
Nice.
No shit.
Prep school, you know what I mean?
My family's a big St. Joe's.
They're all taught there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is, like, people who go to St. Joe's Prep really love to fucking tell you
that they
went to St. Joe's Prep.
It's always, he's a prep guy, that's always the thing.
There's a lot of great private schools in the Philadelphia area.
Yeah, because the public schools suck.
You gotta do something.
You gotta do a little bit of game.
There's no good public schools at all.
There's none at all.
It's either charter schools.
Charter schools are big.
There's a ton of fucking charter schools where people are just getting
education fucking
robbed from them.
Yeah, I don't trust the charter schools.
Rome gets political here on RU Garbage.
I thought that's what this was.
Goddamn Cuomo.
What the fuck?
Fucking Kenny.
But I went to St. Joe's Prep.
Then I went up to Penn State, main campus.
Had no discernible talents whatsoever.
But then I started battle rapping.
I got into the battle rap world.
In college.
In college.
Some famous guy came to college and it was like, I ran into him and pretty much
like after
his show in like the backstage area was like, I heard you rap.
And we had like a rap battle.
Really?
I played on world star hip hop like 10 years ago.
World star.
So that definitely plays into my garbage acumen.
Who was the famous guy?
This guy, Charles Hamilton.
Remember Charles Hamilton?
He had a song called Brooklyn Girls.
It was like one, he had one good song and then he battled her at me.
Ain't nothing but a Brooklyn girl.
You kind of, did you like ruin his career a little bit?
And he also got punched in the face by a girl or something like that.
He had a band like 0-9 or something.
Never go to Penn State again.
It was a terrible 0-9 for this dude.
Also, as a white dude from, you know, the surrounding Philadelphia suburbs to,
we like, your video went viral in our scene.
They were like, did you see the dude at Penn State who battled Charles Hamilton?
Oh, so that's how, you battle wrapped him right there after a show.
After a show.
And beat him.
Yeah, and I didn't know it was even being filmed.
Pops up on Worldstar the next day.
And then over the next, like, couple months, I start getting calls from these
battle wrap leagues that are like, come battle wrap with us.
And I didn't really have illusions of d