Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Sean Donnelly - Irish Trash
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Sean Donnelly - Irish Trash

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Same shitty jokes.
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I think it was our first, original OG.
One of our first.
One of our first, I think so, yeah.
Absolutely, because our backs were to the camera.
We didn't have T-Bone back then.
We didn't have T-Bone money back then.
You know what I mean?
We still don't have T-Bone money.
S-T-Bone.
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He's still waiting on his hoodie.
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Give me a nice big round of applause for our good pal, member of the family
here, Sean Donnelly, everybody.
Yes.
Fading away into nothing over there.
Stealing Amazon packages.
Talk about trash.
Holy shit.
How much do you want to just, you want to arrest, I want to citizens arrest
those people when I see that happen.
I don't mind it though.
Those are my favorite videos.
The ring doorbell videos where they catch dirtbags stealing the packages.
You like them getting away with it or you like them getting caught?
The one lady that broke her leg, that was great.
And then this fat guy comes out, he's wearing like a fucking...
That's why you liked it.
You go, Betty.
Even better, the guy who made the contraption.
You ever see the guy who makes the contraption and they steal the contraption?
And then the alarm goes off and the glitter sticks all over him.
It's like bait card?
Yeah, it's like bait card but for Amazon packages.
I wish it was acid in there.
Fucking subtlety.
In the face.
Yeah, anybody, you steal Amazon packages.
I don't mind because Amazon replay don't even bat an eye at it.
So you're not stealing, they replace it right away.
I'm not condoning this but I'm also saying at the end of the day.
Sounds like you're participating in it.
I've had packages stolen or whatever and I just, it's a thing.
Hey, my package never showed up and they go, all right, there's a new one on
the way.
Yeah, yeah.
And you get it.
But then you realize when you, some of the stuff about Amazon, you're like, oh.
Bezos can afford it is what I'm saying.
They can definitely afford it and what you're getting is like garbage half the
time anyway.
Dude, it's a crapshoot.
You can end up with like a vibrator or a back pillow.
You don't fucking know what you're getting.
You have no idea.
You don't take either.
Good times.
Good times.
That's a party, right?
You get both of them.
You get some Truly Seltzers and those two things and you get all the fucking
day.
Buddy, thank you so much for coming in and sitting with us.
We're going to get to a few Patreon questions here.
I'm so excited.
Some fan questions.
It's great.
Let them pick our brains a little bit.
You look great, by the way.
Thank you very much.
You're losing weight.
You look fantastic.
Thank you.
You guys look angelic as well.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
I love you too.
I love you guys.
There's something going on with the cameras or the jacket where people think
that I'm losing
weight.
I'm getting some compliments.
Which I didn't want to.
It's not true, by the way.
I didn't want to stop them, but within the past two weeks, I've seen you eat a
salad.
I've had a couple of salads.
You know what I think does it for you also is your haircut.
Your haircut looks amazing.
Yeah?
That's a great look for your hair.
Thank you.
So I think that makes your face look down.
Donley's trying to fuck you or something.
I'm trying to fuck you.
Something's going on.
I want to fuck you in your Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation jacket that you have
going on.
I get behind him and just hold his tits.
Can you just go with this for me?
Four, three, two, one.
Very fucking Miami Vice you got going on too.
Are you a narcotics cop from 86?
Look at that outfit.
Give me the cheeseburgers now.
You pay your bills, Frank?
You pay your bills?
Shout out to American Jackson.
You're one of the guys who shuts down the drug dealers, but also does the coke
at the
same time.
Those sleeves aren't pushed up.
They're fully extended right now.
It's an oshkosh.
Listen, it's fucking hot as shit in here.
I'm fucking schvitzing.
Well, you came in and put that jacket.
That jacket stayed here.
You put a jacket on.
Of course, it's my show jacket because everyone's breaking my balls about
wearing my fucking
my heavy fleece.
They say I look homeless.
Dude, also for a big guy.
I don't know if it's selection when you get to the store or not, but the colors
you choose
are out of this room.
That first round of ads for the stereo app.
It was just me by myself.
Yeah.
I had this thing on.
I was all jacked up.
I'm like, this Thursday night.
Make sure you start up with them.
You're peacocking in that jacket.
I don't do it.
Listen, I'm significantly smaller than you.
I'm a chubbier guy.
Right.
And I wear all black or earth tones.
This guy comes in with like neon green, neon yellow, baby blue.
I like to shut off.
That's the other way to go.
You lean into it.
Yeah.
You lean into it and you're getting people that wear the big, the big boisterous
stuff
and then it takes away from the chubbiness for people.
They don't know what going on.
But only certain people can get away with it.
Does this guy think he looks good?
What's going on with this stuff?
Because you have to own it while you're doing it.
And you're owning the shirt while you're wearing it.
Owning it.
That's right.
I fucking own it.
Fucking owning it here.
No, he leases it.
He's got to have it back in two months.
Why do you think I keep it at the studio?
It's property of AYG.
That jacket's got his own room here.
We got a hot one.
Two other shows are wearing this.
But no, you look fantastic.
I was thinking before we came in, we're all Irishmen.
Yes.
Here to a degree.
Yeah.
And I was curious, do you guys have any, or are you starting to have any of the
shanty
Irish afflictions that usually come?
Like, does anybody have gout?
You're starting to get eczema.
Over the past six months, over quarantine, I've developed eczema.
Yeah, that's real.
And just some old Irish guy.
Yeah.
I have bad skin now.
Dial soap.
Are you whittling while you're eating it?
Eating an onion?
You're just looking at your eczema while just carving a ship out of soap?
Out of a potato.
Best that's killed Kennedy.
We got the White House.
Things will never be the same.
Yeah.
You have eczema now?
I developed it over, yeah.
How does, is that, do they know how it happened or no?
I don't know.
Because I'm wondering.
He's Irish trash.
Yes.
What do you mean?
I mean, dude, I'm just talking enough to be in a dirt ball.
It's just genetic garbage.
Yeah.
The, uh, no, I haven't gotten gout yet, but I was convinced.
Yeah.
Because we look like, this show could be called Three Guys with Gout.
Like, honestly, it really could.
Are you gout?
Yeah, yeah.
Brought to you by Flownix.
So you think you can gout?
Brought to you by Mucinex.
But, no, no gout yet, but I just have, you know what's getting from me?
The old Irish man ear hair slash nose hair thing that I have to watch.
But that's not an affliction, I guess, but it kind of is.
If you let it go, it's not good.
It's bad.
I think if you let it go, it becomes like that hardcore coarseness.
Oh, makes my fucking.
It's the kind of thing that, you ever have the ear hair and then you scratch it
in your
head and it sounds like a DJ in your ear?
What?
You ever had that where you rub the ear hair in your ear and it sounds like, oh,
wait, wait, wait.
No, I'm not from the Shire.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I had like long ear hair.
I had to get a, I had to get one of those ear hair things and I had to like
take it out
of my nose and take it out of my ear.
All right, well, this brings out, I mean, this is a perfect segue into the
first question
from Patreon.
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This is from Anthony.
Anthony.
Anthony ever use a car key to clean the wax out of your ears or anything else.
What the fuck?
I've gotten in there with a paper clip a couple of times.
I've gotten in there, I've used a pen cap.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Car key never.
Because I think there's so much crap on car keys, you're just adding to the wax.
I've used car keys to clean my sinuses out.
You're like, I use car keys as a CPAP machine.
I've used it to clean my nails.
I've used car keys to clean my nails.
Yeah.
But it has to be a silver one.
They look cleaner.
I don't do that.
How could you stick a key in your ear and get anything?
That's what I want to know.
How bad is your wax buildup?
No, I think it's not that bad, so you kind of just circle around.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not a fucking, I'm not an ENT.
I've never been a big earwax guy, to be honest with you.
I don't really get it that bad.
I get it when the headphones give it to everybody.
So I wear my headphones, then I'll have a ton of it right after I wear my
headphones.
And I'll use even Q-tips, which is such a racket.
Well, they're saying is do