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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'AYG Comedy Podcast: Jared Freid Returns!' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-04. Transcript available.

AYG Comedy Podcast: Jared Freid Returns!

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It was the new potpourri she got, I heard.
Ah, very nice.
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And we're talking about Old Town.
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Listen, gang, this is a family episode where we are going to answer your
questions from Patreon.
And with a family episode, always involves a little company.
A little bit of company.
A little family.
All right?
It's kids from Witteson's Jump Street.
Yeah.
One of our first guests on the podcast.
He's a worker.
All right?
Not like the usual bozos we get in here.
We got a little star power.
Very funny stand-up comedian.
Among his podcasts, he has J-Train.
He has the U-Up podcast.
But he has a brand new special that's out right now called Socially Distanced,
of course.
And it's all about the social anxiety of 2020.
He filmed it in Indianapolis on New Year's Eve.
It's on his YouTube page right now.
He's a good-looking, cool kid.
Yeah.
He's been down in Boca for a couple of months.
He's got the tan.
He's the kind of guy that if you were a freshman or a sophomore when he was a
senior and he
was driving home from school and he was like, yo, you guys want a ride home?
You would tell your boys about it the next day.
You'd be like, yo, Freed gave us a ride home last night.
And let me tell you something.
Don't come slipping with a shitty cheese board in front of this kid because he's
all class.
Give it the fuck up for the J-Train.
Jared Freed, everybody.
Wow, what an introduction.
Look at that.
I'm so happy for you guys.
Oh, thank you.
Look at his skin.
I know I'm glowing right now.
I've been in Boca.
I have that Florida mentality.
You turned into Paul Rubens.
I swear to you.
My whole life is, my whole perspective on shit is totally different now.
Like I could tell the minute I got off the flight, I'm like, look at these
animals living this way.
And I'm like, look at this weather.
It's horrible.
And it's like, and people bashed on Florida for all those months.
And I'm sitting down there.
I'm on a beach.
I'm hanging out.
Living it, baby.
Living it, taping podcasts, doing as best as you can.
And I'm like, yeah.
And it's like, it's good to be back here.
I just want to talk to you guys about the show.
A year in.
A year in.
It feels like yesterday that we taped the episode.
And I said to you, I said, this is going to be, I want to make sure I'm on
record.
This is the bokeh in him talking.
I know.
The bokeh baby himself.
Bring him over.
Every time I turn over, he's got more jewelry on him.
Chest hair just keeps growing.
He's got a stone crab in his hand.
Bully, go look at the car, will you?
I said it.
I hope people can go back and listen.
I hope it's, is it on the episode?
It should be.
I think it is.
I said, this will be a successful podcast.
I said it.
Thank you.
Because here's what you guys did.
You had a show.
You had a beginning, middle, and end in mind.
You had a premise.
Your premise is all set up.
Then you just come up and you just knock them out.
And I'm proud of you guys.
Thank you.
Because now you've got a business.
I mean, the studio.
Now he sounds like I'm in rock.
No, but I am so impressed.
I'm so proud.
Because I get asked a lot to do the third episode of People's Podcasts.
Sure, sure, sure.
Because people know that I have a podcast.
And they're like, oh, he has listeners.
Well, this is why.
You're a nice guy, right?
And you're like, you're friendly.
You're a nice guy.
You got a successful pod.
So it's like, oh, I remember you said you would do it.
Of course.
We were like, we had three other people that day.
We're like, get the fuck out of here.
We got food coming in.
J-Train's coming in.
You bozos beat it.
And I'm mildly.
Let's go get your shit.
Get in the hallway.
The kid's coming in.
And hi, don't make eye contact with you.
We got podcast royalty coming in.
And I'm mildly successful.
Like, I'm not even like one of those podcast.
Like, believe it.
I understand where I stand in this whole scheme of things.
I know what goes with.
But when I get asked a lot, because.
That's funny.
Again, I have a listenership.
I'm, you know.
You start a podcast.
You got to get Jared.
You got to get Jared on.
You got to get, like.
There's a few people that get kind of, you know, burdened with this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know.
It's because you're nice, though.
Totally.
You're nice to us.
We know you.
We see you.
And it's like, oh, I can ask him for a favor.
And I love, you know, again, like you said, chopping it up.
Like, especially.
And so when I get asked to go on the third podcast of a lot of people's, I know.
I'm like, they either get it or they don't.
A lot of times.
Like, I think Corinne Fisher's in the same position as me.
Sure.
She gets asked on the third podcast.
She was, like, our eighth or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the third episode of someone's new podcast where they're trying to figure it
out.
And sometimes the person's trying to figure it out.
And they're not on.
They're on the wrong road.
Sure.
They're not even.
And you see it because you're a pro.
And you're like, this police force must not stand a chance.
Yeah, these guys are walking the wrong direction.
You guys are walking the right direction.
I saw it.
And I said, because you're going to fumble.
You know, listen, as podcasts start.
But a lot of comics don't.
A lot of comics will complain about their standing in life.
But then you ask them to put a podcast together.
And they're like, well, I, you know, we'll just sit here being funny.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nobody cares.
What the fuck is your show?
Nobody cares.
What is the show?
You don't.
You're mad that you're not successful and you couldn't even plan a podcast that
you get
to put up.
There's no barriers to entry.
There's no one that has.
It's $99 a year to have a podcast.
Literally.
Yeah.
You couldn't create a fucking program to do.
And it's like, and even if you couldn't, you didn't have the energy to spend an
hour
talking with someone.
Like you're, so what else you got?
When did you start?
How'd you start doing comedy?
Like if you want to do the, how'd you start doing comedy show?
It's been done.
It's been done.
It's been done.
And then everybody was like, just a watered down version of that.
Exactly.
It's Marin and then it's Pete Holmes and then it's everything else.
Oh, so you're from Cleveland originally.
Ah, no one gives a fuck.
We're done with it.
Did you start here or did you?
New York or LA?
Wait, it almost came across the table.
Did you start in Cleveland?
It happens all, so when I get it.
Hold on.
I don't want to cut you off.
I just want to say, you say that, but the reason you say that is because you do
have
like a preternatural instinct for hustling, for business, for, you know, like
constructing
things.
Not everybody does.
Sure.
And that's one of the reasons why you are successful.
I'm lucky for that.
And one of the reasons why people, you know, people in, you know, that started
out looking
up to you because you have that.
Well, I appreciate that.
To me, it's not.
It comes easy for you.
It comes, it is a little bit in my blood.
You know, I come from business people.
I come from entrepreneurs.
I have the same thing.
You know, like I come from sales people.
You're not waiting for anybody to save you.
You come from sales people.
Yeah.
And it's like, my dad always said it to me.
He's like, it's nothing personal.
It's just money.
And if you live that way, you're going to move on from shit earlier than you
would have.
That sounds like Mr. Freed threw some people out on the street.
It ain't personal.
And don't forget.
That sounds like a couple of voided contracts in my book.
And don't forget your shit on the way out.
Go upstairs and wake your kids up and tell them your dad's a loser.
Well, I'm just saying it helps you move on from things that aren't working.
Yeah, well, also a lot of us do stuff where we're just like, and I'm guilty of
that.
You do something.
You're like, I believe it.
I believe it.
I believe it.
And then it's like, it's not hitting.
Sure.
But I also think, too, that there's.
Dude, he came in hot.
Yeah.
I love it.
I love the freed energy.
It's Florida.
Yeah.
It's Florida.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
Boca baby.
The pandemic, you know, notwithstanding, the only experience I used to always
shit on Florida,
too.
And then right before the pandemic last year, me and my girl, just for like a
three or four day weekend,
just went down to Miami and stayed in Miami Beach.
Dude, I literally feel the place fucking calling to me.
It's great.
Something about Florida.
It's great.
It also has a little bit of European to it.
So it's a little bit, you know, you feel like you're in a different place.
It doesn't feel like the rest of America.
No, no, no, no.
You get a couple of guys in thongs.
I know what you mean.
Beautiful.
Beautiful asses on those men.
Oh, man.
Being on being in South Beach, my head, I was my neck was snapping.
It's and it's so I just think that it's it's so nice.
You're also you understand why there's no Ivy League schools there.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You get it right.
You're like, I'm not fucking reading.
I'm going outside.
I'm gonna go look at chicks.
Well, we went down for a bachelor party and like, I mean, we had like coke
within like
the Uber driver got us.
I was just like, this is insane.
I'm like, we're not even out of the terminal yet.
And we already picked up.
I'm like, this is a different kind of place.
Still got his number?
Well, and then certain areas like Boca, you know, have the Judy Jew issue, you
know, it's
got that New York, Northeast Jewish tin.
Frozen yogurt.
Frozen yogurt.
Yeah.
Fro-yos.
I went to Tampa.
Tampa's a whole nother story.
Talking about cocaine.
I, some comedy clubs you go and you mentioned.
Did you go to the Super Bowl?
No, I was there the week after for shows.
Okay.
And