Name: Hard Feelings PATREON PREVIEW! Driving in a Snow Storm - AYG Comedy Podcast
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Hard Feelings PATREON PREVIEW! Driving in a Snow Storm - AYG Comedy Podcast

and start the show ah motherfuckers welcome back to another episode of them
hard motherfucking
feelings this is for the down and outs for the bums for the left alones the
divorce guys the
divorce gals if you're sitting in your apartment out by the airport this is the
show for you gang
welcome back to another exciting episode of them hard motherfucking feelings
hang on
hello hard feelings we got them you want them hold please i'm your host h foley
papa roach starts
playing got my life in two pieces this is my pizza remember that whole uh kippy
kevin james ryan is
here with us thank you they know who i am of course if you don't know me at the
10 or 20 level body i
don't know what's going on check him out at the blackjack table over there at
the all right get
the cards out of your hands before you get distracted by the way this is the
last pack of cards
hit me on the low make me all right stop that's you're making noise um what the
was i going to say oh uh like evanescence yeah and all that stuff god that was
trash
sure i mean you know you were older for it i'm not saying it was good but i'm
just saying like
that'd be like me being like these b2k kids or what you know what's b2k uh the
kids that kill
people and that's a murderer that was that was about btk yeah bkts the korean
kids the k-pop stars
speaking of uh murderers did you see that documentary on the girl that
disappeared at the
cecil hotel in la i have not no scary stuff scary stuff it was very like dennis
miller of you
scary stuff right here wild wacky stuff this guy would cut you up and then kill
you um
welcome to heart feelings everybody uh i got a couple this week want to kick it
off right now
before i get into the big stress test the nuclear test okay
which i filmed some video but i filmed it the wrong way i saw yeah i filmed it
straight up and
down you can't fix stupid you just can't there's no answer for it i mean you
can't buy smart kids
he claims he's the head of content he's sending me upside down videos what am i
supposed to do with
this he's doing selfies with the camera on the back of the phone he's turning
it can't see myself um
before i get into that a little bit of a bone to pick with my boy out there at
the juice spot
by my apartment they also saw frozen yogurt um which i usually frequent if you're
not into euro
tart frozen yogurt i get down to a pink berry or whatever you got in the
neighborhood man that's
a fucking good time and it's locale um we got a juice place that we go to to
get treats at night
we go down we get a little frozen yogurt um just dark chocolate and some
strawberries on top i get the
big boy um sneak it in skittles like it's a movie theater yeah put a burger on
the bottom cover it
up so my girl don't see anywho so my lady was feeling a little bit under the
weather um yesterday
sure because we had a little bit of a kovi scare last week so familiar so we
had to uh we had to go
go get tested um and we we slogged up there on super bowl sunday which it was
snowing we walked up
thinking that it was just going to be the regular wait in line and get a thing
but it turns out they
switched it over to uh making reservations um making reservations i get a table
for two by the
blood pressure machine please try the specials but uh so she got a little sniffies
from that okay
obviously we worried it was kovi but we both came back negative and then you
and i got tested uh
uh yesterday so we're both clean in the whistle anywho um in the whistle
whistle i don't know whistles are
clean right sounds like they took a peek down your pee hole cleaning the
whistle they get a pipe cleaner
that thing kids got a burner anywho so we had this regular guy that we go to
that we get our
we get our yogurt from and we'll get a juice every once in a while acai bowl
you know whatever you
know nice day sure i'm listening um i break this guy off like a green grocer
fucking you know tip
him boom boom boom here you go that's for you that's for you that's for you
takes good care of us so i go in
there to get my lady a fucking uh pineapple straight pineapple juice so she
feels better okay i'm gonna
surprise her he uses the pineapple surprise with a half empty pineapple juice
hey i know yeah i know you say i'm too good too good to you but here you go
that's that has for you
venmo me when you got it but he gives me the pineapple that's all chopped up in
the in the
little uh frozen yogurt buffet where you put your toppings on okay just like in
a cup no he no he used
that he went and got the you know the thing that that's in where i would go in
and scoop it from the
from the sure accessory bar he used that and put that in the juicer in the juicer
yeah it wasn't like
liquid i don't understand the difference here instead of cutting up a fresh
pineapple and putting it in
the juice he took the shit that was out for other people that other people had
been dipping into
other people are dipping during covid you're going to like communal toppings
bars they have it out
shift gears big man what kovi can get on on pineappies i don't know i wouldn't
be doing
new york's a different would you eat at a hot bar you wouldn't need a hot bar
new york's a different place post-covid dude you can't be doing using communal
toppings i don't know
man you know i like a nice hot bar man you know it a little teriyaki chicken
and some mac and cheese
and mashed potatoes man that's a combo yeah that's fusion right there yeah you
can get whatever a
little down home a little far east seafood salad whatever you need are they
going to come back ever
because i'd have hard feelings with that if they never come back they're bad i
mean there's one
not too far there's one in midtown that i know i don't go there but it's there
it's limited you know selection i tell you people split in town man this place
is looking real dumpy
that's fucking they're partying down in fucking tampa i'm fucking waiting in
line for kovi yeah
win the super bowl maybe you can party what the fuck have you done i still got
two years eligibility
left get back blue 42 red dog heart feeling um so that bothered me about that a
little bit
yeah i mean i thought you said you had stuff i do it guys use it it's fresh cut
pineappies
no it's not fresh cut pineapples fresh cut pineapple i'm in there breaking you
off
fucking a 20 dip every time i fucking get yogurt i'm expecting some fucking
premium service don't
you hate that when the bottom drops out on you you think you have a guy locked
down i know he doesn't
play ball on you yeah jesus christ did you go to corporate or something what'd
you do just drank it
it's pretty good you drank you didn't even give it to her it had seeds in it
too which the pineapples
don't have seeds so that leads me to believe that a strawberry or something
fell in there something's
awry uh yeah i don't know i don't think i've ever gotten fresh pineapple juice
no i don't drink
pineapple juice it makes your uh semen taste like pineapple i heard about that
i see that i i want
to get over here i want to be a raw foods vegan guy i would love to to have the
willpower to do that
this is one of yeah what you've been saying this for a long time i'm going
vegan i'm going
clean i'm gonna pineapple juice there's a little steak in there deep fry for me
um yeah i don't
know i just think you gotta make smaller changes before you you know go
reinventing the wheel that's
all i'm saying but i like that stuff i know el presidente over there barstool
is big on pineapple
juice ah is that why you do it yeah guy's a millionaire yeah i mean you know
logically
start drinking what he drinks i got that going for me so my ship's coming in i
just gotta
sit back put my feet up wait for the brink struck to roll into foleyville foley's
doing pizza reviews
for no camera i like to put the whole pie in my mouth 12 bites one pie
everybody knows the rules
foley who are you talking what dad's looking at you i would have a hard time
doing that and i was
probably like i i've never really had because everything you ate would be a
nine yeah i never
have you ever had have you ever had bad pizza i mean i guess i have i don't
describe it's i
i love all some some pizza i'm just i'm gonna eat it or like eat the majority
like i'll eat every
slice of pizza that's put in front of me whether i like it or not it's going
down especially if i'm
hungry so i love pizza yeah i mean sometimes you get like you know if you've
been ever been like
fucking central pa or something like that pizza we got when we did royer's food
that pizza stunk
that was like bad fucking pizza it was a palermo's too there's a palermo's in
my hometown top notch
and i was just like what the fuck like that was just like and i was like well i
have to eat i'm
gonna eat it you know what i mean i'm not gonna go hungry what am i fuck can't
can't perform
on an empty stomach kippy needs his fucking carbs you know what i mean what do
you mean
he just punchline juice the palermo's in my hometown is so good that the sun i
believe got
in trouble for doing something shady with some underage people people still go
there packed
pizza's good enough you overlook anything especially your family if it's on if
it ain't
on tape i don't buy it now give me two large pies uh but that's my opener okay
i'm upset about
that i was upset about that it'll ruin your day a little bit yeah you know what
i mean you
think like you know you're on the wavelength you always go out of the way you
tip the guy and stuff
like that and you give me the fucking you give me the fucking the fruit buffet
fruit cut me a fresh
pine i get it i get it i can't say i don't get it i fucking get it it would
upset me as well yeah
do you say something do you go yo but can you can you cut me a fresh one
because we've been jammed
up over here at this deli when we order food sometimes and like they try to
microwave a panini i
go yo toots yeah i ain't paying fucking eleven dollars for no microwaved
fucking chicken porn panini throw it in a toaster for your boy here's the thing
me the me saying
things might be in my past ever since i saw that video of the couple getting
getting whacked over
snow shoveling in pa oh that was tough that was tough yeah so my mouth might be
shut from here on
out i know i was thinking pot starting to cook i'm not getting i'm not getting
fucking wasted now
right back a couple months ago i had nothing to lose you put down like a dog
yeah yeah if i go i go
because that on the street you know what i mean but i i'm not doing that
because everyone's packing
once i squeeze i don't squeeze so it's still i don't stop squeeze until it's
over yeah you know
what i mean i mean the kid who knows the juice kid could it could be it could
be a
fucking ar-15 behind the counter i don't know yeah i'm done i'm done
confronting anybody any
conference i just don't care yeah i didn't care whatever plus she was drinking
it so
i'm growing are you spending this for me
oh um i had a bit of uh as we've teased it i guess in the last episode we went
away and then
you know i went away for my honeymoon well no my one year anniversary we got
the whole rap
no we went before you're redoing material i tried it out on the i tried it out
on the itunes episode
no so we got to drive i had to drive out in the middle i woke i didn't know it
was
supposed to snow this weekend remember it snowed sunday morning pretty heavy
and we talked that we
talked about we didn't talk about the drive out there we we saved it for the
podcast big man we
did yeah no we talked about your trip with the you said when did you go out i
said sunday on the on
the candy episode when we did the whole thing no we talked about it on the on
the on the family
episode that we just released you had a fucking uh a refrigerator in your trunk
yeah we talked about
the valet right yeah and you talked about the trip a little bit no we didn't
talk about the drive out
there that's crazy no we saved it for hard feelings man your car i have a
fucking 2019 jeep latitude
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