Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Class Action Lawsuit w/ Kippy & Foley
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Class Action Lawsuit w/ Kippy & Foley

Hold on there, partners. Before we get this show started, we got a real special
announcement from down here in Anthony's basement.
Uncle Hank and Kippy, a couple of city slickers, are going to be heading out
down south.
We're going to be at Raleigh. Good nights in North Carolina, April 20th.
It's coming up. The next night, we're going to be in Zany's Nashville, so get
some ticks.
Yeah, guys, it's going to be a good time. We're going to be doing some live
stand-up.
T-Bone's coming with us.
T-Bone on the road!
And then we're going to be doing some live AYG with you guys.
You guys are going to give us questions. We're going to be asking you questions.
So grab some friends. Come on out.
It's going to be fun.
We're going to be shitting on your stupid Uncle Ted or whoever comes, your
buddy Steve, who's an asshole.
It's going to be a good time.
Come correct. Don't be showing up with sneaks and no socks on. We're going to
rip on you.
We're going to be having some beers. We're going to be taking some picks.
We're going to be hanging out. We'll see you there.
Now let's get the show started.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's
favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
A little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if
they grow up to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
This ain't your mama's podcast.
That's right.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a glorious day.
We're down here at Aunt Tootie's basement, a little quiet upstairs.
Why? What's going on?
Tootie went to the Phillies game last night.
Well, she told me she was going to the stadium last night.
Sure.
Okay.
Turns out no game.
They were away.
Stealing concessions.
Caught.
Caught.
Broad Street.
Or they got her in the Jetro lot, too.
Busted cold.
Yeah, yikes.
So she's going to be staying with some friends for the next couple of days.
Oh, yeah.
We got to get her out.
That's Patreon.com slash Are You Garbage, everybody.
Yeah.
Get a suit for the arraignment.
Yeah.
My co-host is coming at you.
For me or Tootie?
Tootie would wear a suit to the arraignment.
Paula Poundstone going in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tootie would dress like a dude for sure.
Puts a mustache on.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Said you were looking for a broad.
Oh, gang.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table, so you know what that means.
This is a family episode.
Sure is.
Every once in a while, it's good to circle the wagons.
It's good to let the company stay home and us as a family just reconnect and
have a nice time.
Because we need it.
Because we need it.
Need to feel the love.
A little group therapy action going on at Are You Garbage.
Kevin James Ryan.
Hey, gang.
Happy to be here.
Thanks for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
And as the tree of us know, those numbers are true to roof.
True to roof.
True to fucking roof.
Those things are cooking.
Also, this just in.
Patreon.com slash are you garbage is fucking true to fucking roof too.
Okay?
We got two grills going over here.
How do you like them?
Take your, pick your poison.
Boys are fucking cooking.
We're doing some numbers.
Things are going well.
We appreciate all support.
So, if you're not familiar, patreon.com slash are you garbage, you get bonus
episodes that
aren't released to the public.
People are still hitting me up.
They don't get that.
We just, they live and die on Patreon.
That's it.
They don't go out on iTunes.
You're not getting them early.
That's, they're only on Patreon.
Yeah.
So, you can sign up.
Exclusive content.
Get bonus apps of AYG on Patreon.
You get hard episodes of hard feelings, which is just me and the big man
chopping it up,
shooting the shit, making fun of each other.
A little HR, right?
It's a little behind the curtain.
It's a good time.
It's a good time.
That's the runaway hit too.
Everybody loves it.
We have more people at that level than the $5 level.
It's like a Julia Roberts movie.
It is, baby.
I love it.
And then also for our top tier members, we play Are You Garbage once a month
with you
guys via live stream.
Sometimes twice a month.
It's a good time.
Get involved, peeps.
Fantastic.
And also, Raleigh, good nights.
April 20th.
April 21st, Zany's Nashville.
That's the first leg of the tour.
Just added a bunch more dates.
We're going to be moving and shaking all summer a little bit.
I know.
We got some fucking things cooking, but Nashville and Raleigh, we need a little
help.
So grab a couple of trash bag friends.
Come on out.
We're going to be playing AYG with you guys.
We're going to be doing some stand-up.
It'll be a good fucking time.
We're going to have some pops.
Kippy's having a pop.
We'll be working at the Kinks a little bit too, so it'll be good to see.
Sure, you guys are getting some tune-up games too, by the way.
Real behind the scenes.
It'll be a good time.
T-Bone's coming too.
T-Bone is coming on the road.
It's so funny that you said that because I was about to get to him.
How about a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the magic man,
T-Bone McMuffin,
T-Bone McMuffin, what up?
What up, Doug?
Yeah, I really hitched my horse to a three-wheeled wagon here.
Fucking hobbling all over this fucking country.
Whatever.
It's going to be a hot one, baby.
It's going to be fantastic.
Manifest destiny.
We're not all making it to California, I'll tell you that.
Nope.
The Louisiana Purchase is going to go south.
We need a handicap parking and a rascal quick.
What happened to Foley?
He died of dysentery in Alabama.
Did you guys do dates there?
No, I just went down for a sandwich.
We told him how to drink the bond water.
He wasn't lesbian.
Heard the fried doses were good.
What do you want from me?
Gang, this is a family episode.
We're going to be reading your questions.
We're going to be shooting the shit a little bit.
The one thing I wanted to get to, and it's, first of all, I want to say the
Patreon questions,
everybody on the Facebook group, even the Stereo app, sometimes the questions
fucking blow you away.
Sometimes, I mean, we also, on this one, we got some fucking heavy, we're
talking heavy bike, baby.
They're funny.
It's also because I think that-
They should be doing the pod.
We should be watching.
I know.
The listeners, they've heard so many questions, and they understand that they'll
ask it how we'll ask it.
It'll be in the phrase of, have you or any of your parents ever done this?
How many windows did you have in your room on Twitter?
On Twitter.
That's a fucking precision strike.
I wish I had that guy's name.
Precision strike.
Yeah.
How many windows in your bedroom did you have growing up?
I had one, and then I had, at one point, I lived in a room with no windows.
Wait, as a, like, under your parents' roof?
It was, I had moved out to go to school, but I would come back in high school.
What, they put you in the pantry?
What kind of room has no windows?
Toby, get in the mud room.
Dude, it was like sleeping in a fucking casino.
You didn't wake up.
You didn't know what was going on.
Just pumping oxygen in there, changing 500.
No clocks.
Wait a minute, man.
So, you went to college.
Your parents had moved?
My parents moved into a condo when I went to high school.
Damn.
Yeah, and then I would come back to visit.
Empty nesters.
Oh, that's right.
They shipped you off to fucking boarding school.
That is correct.
And got a condo.
Yes.
Damn, not really planning for T-Bone's return.
No.
If that's saying something without saying something.
Just locking me in a dark room with a combo VHS DVD player saying,
Rage to God to himself.
Dude, that's fucking weird, man.
I'd be so pissed at my parents.
First of all, one window, I'm fucking losing it.
No windows.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
I think I had two.
I had two.
Yeah, you had two.
Like a gentleman.
I had two, like a gentleman's ceiling chair.
Yours were really close together, though.
What do you mean?
They're not eyes.
Yours could have been one big one, but okay.
I'm just saying.
I will say they moved again one window,
and your boy was puffing GBs out that motherfucker.
What, gravity bongs?
Oh, yeah.
I wonder why they didn't want you living with them.
Yeah, right?
I wonder why they put me in a windowless room.
Yeah.
I would have shipped you off to boarding school for sure, too.
Who's doing gravity bongs in their room?
By themselves.
Fucking, that's a party, dude.
It's a social event.
Yeah, that's like, hey, we've all smoked weed 10,000 times.
Let's make it a little interesting.
He's got that and a full nitrous tank in there.
Two for five.
It's just you, Toby.
Weirdo.
I don't mind if I do.
He's passing it like this.
Jesus, dude.
But anyway, that's the fucking level of shit that we get,
which is fucking fantastic, which makes these so much fun.
I love them.
I get jealous sometimes of how good they are.
Yeah.
Because we're supposed to be, you know, we're supposed to be the connoisseurs.
Sure.
And they come in with something.
Well, truth be told, every once in a while,
I'll get a suggestion or something like that that I hadn't thought of.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're already working on that.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
This guy's fucking, he'll be shaking your hand and taking your watch at the
same time,
this guy.
I get upset because obviously we have like a huge running list.
Like I have like a list of like anyone that's, anyone I've ever asked is in my
phone, right?
And I'll add to that.
So I'm like, I'll go back and pull them or whatever.
And sometimes I have them.
I'm keeping them for a guest I have in mind.
Sure.
And then someone will ask it or tweet it.
It'll come up.
And I want to be like, dude, I already had that.
But it sounds like, oh, it sounds like what you do.
Yeah.
Oh, well, I already got that one in the hopper.
I've been working on Dylan's list for like six months.
Yeah, I'm working on, I'm working on Burr's too.
I started working on Burr's about nine months ago.
Yeah, when you were in Star Wars.
But then for all the good ones you get, every now and again, we'll get like,
have you ever stolen diabetes needles for heroin?
Yeah, it's a lot.
Some of you guys are fucking dreamy.
Yeah, what was the one like, you ever fuck your buddy's sister?
Something like that.
Yeah, it was like, yeah, but it was like super specific.
It was like, did you ever fuck your buddy's sister, Trina?
And then Bobby comes home and you're like, buddy, you got to go see somebody.
Yeah, dude, shit.
But we came across one on the old stereo app a couple weeks ago.
And it just, it just, it's a very simple question, but there's so much to it.
There's a lot to unpack.
Yeah.
We wanted to break it down a little bit because it, because it is, it is kind
of an interesting
thing.
Sure.
Do you remember the name?
Questions from Jeremy.
Jeremy.
Yeah.
Our boy, Jeremy, on stereo.
And the question is, is it garbage to own one jet ski?
One jet ski.
Yeah.
I mean, oh dude, there's a lot in that because it's like, you don't have money
for two, right?
I would assume.
So which probably, if you don't have money for two jet skis, you probably don't
have money
for one jet ski.
No.
You should, as I'm saying, you shouldn't be putting your money in the jet ski
basket.
If there's one jet ski in the family.
It does not have insurance.
No.
Yeah.
It doesn't have insurance.
No way.
It's probably not registered either.
And you don't have a license.
If it's a one jet ski family, I would be led to believe that the family are not
jet ski
people.
And somebody came across a little bit of cash.
Uh-huh.
All right.
Probably from a blue collar job.
Scratcher, maybe.
Yeah.
Something.
Big, big, big season with cleaning up leaves or something like that.
It was a real windy year.
I don't know.
All ri