Name: AYG Comedy Podcast: Subhah Agarwal - Chicago Hustler
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AYG Comedy Podcast: Subhah Agarwal - Chicago Hustler

hey gang real quick before we get the old show started let's talk about these
live days we got
coming up it's the keep it moving 2021 tour and we're coming to a town near you
we're going to be
in atlantic city new jersey june 18th oh yeah and then we're going to be in
chicago for our fourth
and final show on june 22nd then we're heading over to indianapolis indiana at
the helium over
there on june 23rd get some tickets and then we're coming back thursday night
back to the windy city
for two sold out shows so if you heard a date on there that wasn't sold out buy
some tickets and
come see us it's going to be a great time yeah guys the live show is awesome it's
stand up and
then we play ayg with the audience we answer your questions it's a good fucking
time get involved
see you there oh baby welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage
the show where you
find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash
now here are your
hosts kevin ryan and h foley hey everybody out there and welcome back to
everybody's favorite
new podcast this is are you garbage sure is it's a little show we sit down with
your favorite
comedians and we find out if they grow up to be classy or if they're just a big
old piece of trash
i'm your host h foley coming at you on a rainy day we're down here in anthony
started raining nine
seconds ago it's a monsoon out there i tell you my co-host is coming at you
from right next to me
uh-huh still uh living the key west lifestyle over here ladies and gentlemen
give it up for kevin
james ryan hey gang happy to be here thanks for tuning in as always please make
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got them you want them and then uh every month we'll do a live stream with our
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where we play you i do with you guys you play with us it's a good fucking time
get involved and also
check out some fucking live shows we got chicago indy and atlantic city coming
up there you go
uh ac's almost sold out i think two tables left as of today so let's go let's
round that out strong
so whatever you do if you see kippy kids don't buy any weed off of them because
this guy's a cop
you've been pushing that and no one's giving you anything you came in you're
like hey toby doesn't
give you any copies like no he doesn't look like a cop one of these days i'll
get you with it i'm
telling you and how about a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire
the magic man t-bone
mcmuffin toby mcmuffin what's up boys what's up t-bone don't forget to mention
the big
patreon weight loss challenge 500 bones on the line for the big man to drop
which if you
haven't been tuning in it's a fucking wild ride let's just say that down is up
up is down who
knows what the fuck's going on kippy's got me upside down in a weight loss
contest end up owing
money but gang that is neither here nor there because we could not be more
excited to have
our incredibly special guest here with us today our guest is a very funny stand-up
comedian actor
and writer as an actor she's appeared in musy you your brain and you westworld
as a writer
you ready for this 69 episodes of the jim jeffrey show 26 episodes of comedy
knockout she's appeared on
gotham comedy live a little late with lily singh and she's one of the writers
on the new hulu summer
hit plan b yeah but the big question i told you everybody's mind today is she
garbage we're about
to find out give it up for one of our oldest pals in comedy suba agarwal thank
you for reading my
entire imdb page holy shit he gets into it i like it he gets here an hour early
he's like nobody look at me
and he's got like he's got spreadsheets going he's doing it all we're like we're
like we're
like a high-end salon we're like a high-end like place where you get a suit we
want you to feel good
when you walk in the door yeah we walked in we gave her a warm nestle water so
it's not really what
we're the barber that gives you a glass of scotch you know what i mean or you
get a glass of champagne
when you go to get your hair that's that's the way we like to we like everybody
feeling fresh okay
thank you for coming in and sitting with us yeah no thanks for having me i feel
like this is going to be an
interesting one let me ask you this do you think you're garbage uh i think i i
have garbage qualities
yeah for sure one thousand percent at one point i did sleep on a garbage bag so
i feel like
that's that that's where i'm worried we're gonna get you you're you're an
extremely hard worker you've
been working very hard at comedy you do things that that you know like one of
the things in this
business is are you prepared to do these things that you have to do to get to
the next level
and i'm sure you've crashed on some couches how we met was a little garbage oh
my god i forgot
how did you meet i don't think i know this story i never met suba before all
right and a friend of
ours called and said hey i was still in philly okay and called and said hey
there's a comic friend of
mine that's in town she has a show tonight she has nowhere to go between now
and then she's been on
the road for like two weeks she's been wearing the same clothes she's been
sleeping in bus stations
she's been sleeping in bus stations can you let this homeless person in your
house she's got a tight
eight minutes on her though can you let her can you let her in to grab a shower
and throw a hot meal
at her what i swear to god that's dangerous i know it's a miracle i'm not dead
i like i might because
i got added to a show last minute so like where i was staying i didn't have
anything lined up but i was
and i accepted the show without another thought and then monroe was like yeah
you can shower
hey there's a fat guy in south philly with a shower can you be there in 10 she
did not come in on a
limo i can tell you that you took like a chinatown bus yeah 100 or the mega bus
oh my god but it all
worked out it was so great we had spaghetti we had brownies with ice i had all
these leftovers from
the night before leftovers i'm whipping up lunch if you want to come in yeah
didn't you think it was
strange i was serving you spaghetti for lunch who the fuck eats spaghetti bro i
was so excited for
the spaghetti i was like crazy dude i remember the first time i met her you did
used to move through
new york as like a transient because you were doing so many spots you were like
the person who was like
oh super does 97 spots a night like oh i regret all of it and i remember you
came in we were doing
i think it was point break or something it was one of those weird midtown bars
that's like
nine floors and there was a show on like the sixth one and i remember i had
just moved to new york and
like i was like feeling myself i was pretty good and i'm like you're like you
bumped me because you
were like hey i got another spot and they were like okay we're gonna put suba
up and then you i go
oh yeah okay sure and then foley's like dude she's gonna eat your lunch and i'm
like what do you
mean dude you're like dude she's a killer i'm like this look get the fuck out i'm
fucking god i'm a
killer dude she went up there i got up like two minutes later i was like
playing with the microphone
i was sweating i couldn't get out of that fucking place quick enough you unplugged
the mic on purpose
just trying to buy yourself a couple of seconds take a real long sip of water
she's a killer folks
a killer absolute killer so that's where my fears come in that we're gonna we're
gonna get some dirt
in it but i have a feeling the upbringing school all that stuff we're gonna
find some some some class
there we'll see are you from chicago originally suburbs suburbs are we talking
anywhere near the
mccallisters no we well because my parents started out right before i was born
in an apartment building
and then they moved into a smaller house in mundelein and then eventually they
moved into like a nice
house but we couldn't afford that neighborhood but my uncle owned a
construction company okay so what we
did was buy like a really shitty plot of land that nobody wanted like it was
like covered in rocks and
shit it was impossible to grow anything we'll take it yeah and then my uncle
built a house on top of it
at a discount for us so we could go to a better school like that's fucking
chess right there fuck
that that's playing that's generational moves you could always tell the family
that couldn't quite
afford to live in the neighborhood you know what i mean no lawn furniture shit
like that uh it was
the fucking worst all those bitches with their name brand abercrombie and hollister
i was so furious
you're going back to the shed on the pile of rocks wasn't it different than all
the other houses in
houses in the neighborhood my uncle did a fucking good job yeah he hit out of
the park oh yeah he
hit that shit out the park an uncle contracted that's pretty good yeah what did
you what did
your mom and dad do so my dad started off i'm pretty sure he started off in
construction i think
somebody told me that i'm not i should probably call him more i know i don't
know never met the
man oh you're a florist what's going on no i think it was construction they
started off and that's how
he ended up with that horrific arm injury but he started off wait what's what
arm yeah he like broke
his arm and then apparently they didn't know how to fix it and then the bone
healed wrong and then
there was one that's a trash thing when they're like oh they don't know what
they're doing they know
what they're doing that's why they're at the hospital but they had to like pull
his arm like in
physical therapy it was like screwed up but um what yeah they were like oh it's
not going that way
let's just pull on it and then i think he ended up going to like the mayo
clinic or like somewhere
proper his arm yeah jeez that's for my cancer i'm pretty sure that's a big jump
in health care
going from a place where they're they're gonna pull it yeah we're gonna pull it
mayo clinic yeah
the pulling and stretching didn't work so we're gonna go to the top shelf they
were like they
literally have people like holding him down like we're just gonna keep pulling
your arm and they're
like what the fuck on the phone with the mayo clinic how's the pulling
department what's the copay
on his stretch the mayo clinic is where foley gets lunch the name of his
kitchen
it did always confuse me as a kid i'm not gonna lie
all right so but he started off there and then he saved up money and then
started investing and like
buying property and then like fixing it and then either renting it or like
selling it back
those contractors are sharp guys yeah a lot of people they're real sharp guys
they're movers and
they always got their hands in a couple of things they're always doing real
well and they know how
to do all that shit so they have an advantage over everybody i like that yeah
so it was it was good
eventually he like that business started doing well so that was good and then
my mom was a lawyer in
india but when she came here her license didn't fully transfer so she ended up
working like it's a
when she had us she became a part-time paralegal okay so your dad's in
construction your mom's a
paralegal we're pretty good you're not owned a that's white car your dad owned
a business your mom
was a lawyer or worked in law when she got here that's fucking top shelf how
quickly did you get
into the um to the house your uncle built in the neighborhood how old were you
i was that was
middle school i want to say okay so you had a little bit where you do you
remember the apartment
no i don't remember that apartment because we we