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AYG Comedy Podcast: Jay Larson Answers Your Questions!

Gang, real quick before we get this episode started, summer is going into full
swing, and so is the RU Garbage Keep It Moving 2021 Tour.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to be coming to a town near you for a little bit of stand-up, and
we're going to be answering your garbage questions.
Kippy, tell them what they need to know.
Yeah, guys.
On June 22nd, we'll be in Chicago.
Still a few tickets left for that.
June 23rd, we'll be at Indy Helium.
Get tickets for that.
And then, buddy, we're all over the place.
July 14th, Columbus Funny Bone.
July 15th, Cleveland Hilarities.
August 11th, Rhode Island Comedy Connection.
August 12th, Laugh Boston.
Those tickets are cooking.
That's going to sell out.
Get those tickets.
Then August 25th, we're at New Brunswick Stress Factory.
And then August 26th, we're at McGooby's Joke House in Timonium, Maryland,
right outside of Baltimore.
I like it, gang.
Get some ticks.
Come out and see.
It's going to be a fantastic, fun time.
Come out and hang with Uncle Hank and your Aunt Kippy.
Do it.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
It's a little show.
We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they grew up to be
classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a solemn day down here at Antony's
basement.
Very upset about the Sixers.
She had a lot of cash on that fucking game.
Yeah, she's spending the Patreon money.
She's spending the Patreon money too much.
And speaking of spending Patreon money, this guy's got a brand new Hawaiian
shirt every day.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He's the head bozo around here, so show him a little respect.
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And how about a quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the magic man.
He makes us all look good.
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Trying to get a customer service win over here.
I like it.
Yeah, we got to return some gear.
Yeah.
But, gang, we could not be more excited to have our incredibly special guest
here with us today.
Back with us today.
We got a little company in the house.
We got a little star power in the house.
He's going to answer your questions.
Do me a favor.
Give it up for the one, the only, Mr. Jay Larson.
What's up, boys?
Mr. Larson in the flesh.
Great to be here.
You got out the nice tin.
You know what I mean?
It's a sewing kit, actually, in there.
Dude.
That's what everybody did.
That is not even.
You know what the other sign was?
If it was a nice night is those, the little Andy's candies, the chocolate with
the mint laid out like in rows.
Oh, yeah.
That literally would come out after dinner on the table.
Like, all right.
It's a game changer.
We only broke those out on Thanksgiving.
It's the only time you saw an Andy's candies at our house.
And someone brought them.
It's not like you guys had them.
Yeah, you didn't have them in stock at the Foley household.
You split a pack of M&Ms if you want.
Came in very, very under impressed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought this was a studio.
I mean, the table's rocking and rolling.
He's a big guy.
My chair is about to go.
It went yesterday, actually.
This was a set of six.
Now you're down to three.
Foley goes through one.
I ate the leaf in the middle.
Buddy, thanks so much for coming back and hanging out with us.
Oh, yeah, man.
Great to be here.
I love it.
When we did your episode, if you haven't seen Jay's episode, go back and check
it out.
It's fucking absolutely amazing.
An authority on class.
You turned out to be.
Authority on class.
You blew our hair back.
I was like going into it.
I'm like, I know he's classy.
But your attention to detail on things, second to note.
You know, that's just how I do it.
You know what I mean?
We like it.
We wanted to open up with this, actually.
Yeah.
We had a little debate last episode.
We had somebody reach out to us and asked us.
He's throwing his first party.
Like his first adult get together.
Not like fucking, you know, Coke and whatever.
Not a kegger.
He's doing his first get together with friends.
And he was asking us advice on what are some do's and don'ts of it.
Some must-haves.
If Jay Larson's throwing down.
How many people are we talking?
About 12 people.
Everybody's 25 to 35.
All right.
No solo cups.
That's one.
We said big solo cups.
I told him to get 100 solo cups.
I say no solo cups.
That's the right card.
That was the first thing we bought.
I got the blue ones, too, to show him I had a little bit of cash.
You're supposed to be an adult here.
What are we doing?
You use glass.
You know what I mean?
And you tell people he probably doesn't have a dishwasher, right?
So you say, don't worry.
Just put it next to the sink.
I got it later.
You know what I mean?
But how are you going to go through all those glasses?
You got 12, 15 people.
You're not going to have 30 glasses.
What do you mean?
You need new glasses every time you need a drink?
I mean-
You got 12 people.
You need 12 glasses.
Also, you can go-
Glasses aren't expensive.
No, they're not.
You came in on a level of class.
We sat here and debated this yesterday for 30 minutes.
Never once thought of actual glassware.
Listen, I'm also a glassware guy.
You know what I mean?
I like glassware.
I have everything.
You need a cordial?
I got it.
You need a highball?
I got it.
You need a martini glass?
I do them in an old school coupe.
I do them in a coupe glass.
You can also do champagne in a coupe.
So if you got something coming over-
What's a coupe?
A rocks glass?
No, a coupe is like, you know, that's what they drink in the Gatsby.
And they're on a stem, so it's only like that deep, but they're super poly.
Oh, it's a little champagne.
They're like Champagne Johns.
Yeah, that's what you do.
That's called a coupe.
You know what I mean?
So if you go someplace nice, they'll bring you Manhattan in that.
I've got Manhattans in a coupe.
Yeah.
If someone brings it to you in this, get the fuck out of here.
You know what I mean?
That's what you want.
So depending on who it's going to be, you know, what'd you tell them about beer?
What's a beer?
You got to have a booze for every person that's coming, right?
Would you reach out and say, hey, what's everybody drinking?
What do you like?
No.
Okay.
Wow.
The first thing I was going to go, why are you on that?
I was so opposed to that.
Yeah.
You don't you you're entertaining.
You know what I mean?
You don't like, oh, no, dude.
Should I second guess and wonder?
Am I making the right decision?
Shut up, bitch.
Larson's hot, folks.
I'll tell you, you know what you need?
You need some.
I'll just tell you this, guys.
What are we doing?
I got a buddy who's a restaurateur, right?
And I love it.
He's got a great aesthetic.
He'd like the aesthetic here, too.
You're the first guy in here that's ever said the word aesthetic, by the way.
That's where you're coming in.
You know it.
You know it.
I thought that was the guy that put you to sleep before surgery.
But I'm at this, like, I like to go to, like, vintage antique marts.
You know what I mean?
And I look for old coops because they're hard to find.
This guy's classy.
But they had this, like, these European baby, they're like little tubs.
They're like this long, this wide.
They round out and they're on a stand like that, right?
And I looked at it and I'm like, oh, this is perfect for my boy.
He's got beer and wine bars.
He's got, like, three of them.
You do this for events.
You fill it with ice.
You put wine in it and the beers.
It's $300.
I grab a photo.
I text my buddy.
I'm like, you want this?
And he goes, I don't need it.
But, yeah, I want it.
And I'm like, done.
I'll have it at the house.
So I think you've got to have a container out.
You have maybe two whites.
You know, we're in the summer, right?
So I would do a rosé.
You've got to have a rosé out.
Back it up in the fridge.
Don't let them know you've got it, but it's backed up in the fridge.
And you put the cheaper one in the fridge.
I'm not saying go crazy.
I'm not saying go crazy.
I'm thinking $11.99 for your rosé.
You know what I mean?
But if you look for the advantages, see, like, you've got to be classy but have
trash in your veins.
That's what I am.
So I go to, like, a grocery store that if you buy six bottles of wine, you get
20% off.
You know what I mean?
So then you get the $16.99.
You get them down around $13.
You know what I'm saying?
Pretty good.
So I get a couple rosés.
I get a couple whites.
And then I'd have two reds.
And I'd have them out.
And I'd have a little section set up for cocktails.
So I'd just have your basic.
I'd have a nice whiskey for the fellas if they want to go over rocks.
What are you thinking?
What are you getting?
People coming over.
You don't want to flex too hard.
Where are you going whiskey?
I mean, my favorite sipping whiskey is Basil Hayden.
That's my favorite.
It's simple.
It's 80 proof.
It's not like 92, 96.
You know what I mean?
I'm not doing Jack or Bean or something like that.
I'm a J-Mo guy myself.
All right.
Well, you're talking Irish whiskey.
You know what I mean?
So you could do that.
You know?
A J-man's good.
Or you want to do a McAllen or something like that.
What about Southern Comfort?
SoCo?
I'd probably shelf that.
That's for when everyone leaves and it's you and your boys and you're like,
should we do
a couple of shooters or what?
You know?
SoCo.
Dude, the way he said you should probably shelf that.
Oh, fantastic.
What about Prosecco or Cava?
Is that stuff old news?
I'd throw a bottle of Prosecco in there.
Yeah.
White Claws?
Any of that shit?
I'm not – you know what I mean?
I think I'm out – I out-age that generation.
Sure, it's a little young.
That's what everybody's doing, though.
I know.
It's no sugar, no carbs.
I might throw in a hard kombucha.
You can go zero sugars.
You know what I mean?
That's what I roll with.
Man.
For my wife's vegan friend.
Yeah.
Well, like you could have a hard kombucha.
You could have your Truly or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your White Claw.
And then I'd have like two beers.
I'd like do something to show that you hang with the Brooklyn Cats and either
do like a PBR or Miller Lite or – I like Pacifico in a can.
Not too rabbi.
I've never had it in a can.
Yo, in a can.
It's nice.
And then what's the other beer?
And then I would do like an IPA or something like that.
Really?
Yeah.
That was going to be my question.
It was a big debate we had where we were saying a couple craft beers, and then
you have the backup Bud Light, Miller Lite, something in the fridge for when
people don't want to keep drinking that heavy shit.
When you go to a dope liquor store, they'll let you go in and mix and match.
Yeah, pick and pull.
You can get like your White Claw six-pack or 12-pack.
Then you can get like the Pacifico, and then you can boom, boom, boom.
A couple of these, a couple of those, call it a night.
If you do – I'm not saying you ask ahead of time, but if you've got a friend
who's dating like an Irish guy or something like that, you get a four-pack of
Guinness.
You know what I mean?
Dating an Irish guy.
Know who's coming.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
Of course.
Of course.
Are you going limes in the Pacifico?
I would put a lime out on a cutting board.
You cut?
Are you letting?
I