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AYG Comedy Podcast: Mike Feeney Answers Your Garbage Questions!

Holy bonkos, kids, look out.
The Keep It Movin' Tour is adding new dates.
We're coming to a city near you.
Come and see us.
Some stand-up, and we play AYG at the end of the show with the crowd.
We answer your garbage questions.
We've got some trash so far, but I know, I know there's deeper garbage out
there around the country.
Oh, yeah.
So come on out and see us.
Kippy, tell them what they need to know.
Oh, baby, we're all over the place.
Providence, Rhode Island, August 11th.
Boston, Massachusetts, August 12th.
New Brunswick, New Jersey, August 25th.
Tomatoes.
Timonium, Maryland, Magoobies, August 26th.
Couple of crabs.
Then we're going to Tejas, baby.
Uh-oh.
September 21st will be in San Antonio, Texas.
September 22nd will be in Houston, Texas.
September 23rd through the 25th, Austin, Texas for the Moon Tower Comedy
Festival.
Look out.
And I ain't done yet.
August 26th will be at Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas.
What?
Then we're bringing it back to Long Island, baby.
What?
In September 30th.
And then we're coming home.
The boys are, the chickens are coming home to roost, baby.
October 27th, we're going to be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
And then back down to Tejas, November 5th through the 7th for Skank Fest South.
Get those tickets.
The link will be in the description.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there.
And welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Sure is.
It's a little show.
We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they go to be
classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
Sure thing.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're down here at Antutti's Basement.
Nice little Saturday.
She's out with the girls.
A little cheesecake factory.
Yeah.
Yep.
Enjoying herself.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He's really kind of an international businessman when you really get down to it.
You do have some offshore accounts.
You have some interest in Eastern Europe.
I'll be over there next week.
Checking on your properties.
Acquiring some more funding.
This guy's got a string of laundromats in Dusselhorf.
Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
Hey, gang, happy to be here.
This guy's playing slow pitch today.
Thanks for coming.
As always, please make sure you rate with you, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube and then Patreon.com, which is fucking cooking.
By the way, I'm sorry.
YouTube.com slash RU Garbage.
Those numbers are true to roof.
True to roof.
Are we cutting the bit?
Cutting the bit, dude.
It's just naturally maturing.
I'm not thinking about it.
It's naturally I'm just missing it by accident.
Yeah.
I'm really pushing that Patreon.
That's where the rubber hits.
It's the road.
Fuck a YouTube.
That's Patreon.com, folks.
Check it out for bonus content.
The whole nine yards.
Oh, fantastic.
How about a nice shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the magic man.
He makes us all look good.
He's out there in Queens doing it, keeping it on the streets.
T-Bone McMuffin, Toby Micamemben.
What's up, dudes?
Hey, pal.
I got a Greek super who is big into conspiracy theories, boys.
Oh, God.
English ain't too great, but he's down to chat.
Yeah.
He wants to see what's going on with Building 7.
Gang, we could not be more excited to have our incredibly special guest back
with us again
today.
He's back on the show for the second time.
Got a little company in the building.
He was an early adopter.
Early, early, early guest.
One of the founding fathers.
Ooh, I don't hate that.
I don't hate that.
All right.
Good friend of ours.
Very funny stand-up comedian.
You know him as one half of the amazing Irish Goodbye podcast and one third of
Here's the
Scenario, which you got to check out.
Give it up for our good pal, Mike Feeney, everybody.
Hi, everyone.
Feen doll.
Happy to be back.
I'm happy to be here.
Still doing the stash, too.
I like it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And by the way, can I just say, very, very happy for you guys.
Thanks, buddy.
I did it.
We did it.
Like I said, we were joking around earlier.
We did it very early over Zoom.
And now you guys got a whole studio here.
You guys got, I mean, just a hell of a producer who's already on his phone.
I mean, you got so much stuff going on.
Hey, check in.
We got company over here.
Oh, my bad.
I was looking up a hypothetical question sent from a listener from the UK to
help plug your
show.
My bad, dude.
Toby's hot today.
He really is.
He's hot.
Bit of an edge to him.
But my whole thing was you guys, I love it.
Go grind a rail or something like that.
Go do a nollie, bro.
What the fuck are we doing?
Go kick the hacky sack around.
We're fucking cool off a little bit.
But I'm very, I'm very happy.
I saw you guys got the Rogan shout out and you guys are getting bigger and
bigger.
And the podcast also seems like it's doing well.
So I'm very happy.
Fat joke.
But last time I was here, you guys said that I was, I was majority garbage.
Yeah.
You said 80.
You said something in the 70s or something.
But I'm here to, I'm here to make that number even lower.
Because I think I've leveled up.
You think you, I'm sorry.
I was going to say that this is the most trashy I've ever seen.
No, bro.
This is, this is me going into my final form.
Do me a favor.
That shows how trashy you really are.
That you think this is classed up.
This is, I mean, listen.
Do me a favor.
Uh-huh.
Open your shirt a little bit.
I want to see what you have underneath there.
Got it.
That's a gray wife beater with a $3 necklace.
Azos, baby.
So what were you saying?
I'm the everyman, you know?
Holy hell.
A gray wife beater is a tattoo.
You can't wear black wife beater.
What am I supposed to wear?
Black?
White?
A wife beater in general.
No, not white.
You can't wear a white wife beater ever under any circumstance.
And black is just too, especially on a white shirt, it bleeds through.
You got to get gray.
It blends in.
That gray is a tough look.
Yeah.
If you open that shirt and lay down and people walk by, they'll be like, oh,
this guy OD'd.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
A hundred percent.
Sorry, I can't just wear a black, boring shirt.
I mean, the only difference between you two is you have a V just to get it over
your head.
That started off as a crew neck.
I got to be honest with you.
That came as a crew.
I mean, come on.
This is a great shirt.
Only guy with a D neck.
This is Banana Republic, baby.
No.
What is?
Garbage.
This is.
I believe you.
That's pretty good.
It's pretty nice.
I believe you.
It's pretty nice.
Yeah.
But definitely not going in the...
Direction of classy.
I've leveled...
Let me tell you, because I...
Plus leg tattoos.
I checked out...
Leg tattoos are great.
They don't wear...
Do you have a Mets tattoo?
No.
Okay.
You said that last time, and it offended me last time, too.
You got a very Mets leg tattoo vibe.
I got to be honest with you.
I'm surprised you're not going to do Ragnar right now.
I had to go to the notes.
Padre's fan vibes.
The last time I was here, I did the show, I was in a bad place.
You know?
I had a couch that was a motorized Ray Moore and Flanagan couch that was half
broken and
stuff.
That's been replaced by West Elm.
Ooh.
Really?
West Elm.
Pretty nice.
New West Elm, or did you get it on Facebook Marketplace?
I got a new...
I paid too much.
What's the number on the West?
Four digis.
Four digis.
One, two, three.
Yeah, at least.
Pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you pay for it all at once or payment plan?
Also, that's not that much for a couch.
Hold on.
They don't offer a payment plan over at the West Elm.
Damn.
Shout out to Wayfair.
You got just what I need.
Shout out to Klarna.
79 payments of $14.99.
Wayfair is more of a friend, to be honest with you.
He'll let you borrow shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Lay away.
Send me a cup of sugar, will you?
Yeah.
They really are one step above Rent-A-Center.
I've never gotten a good piece of furniture from Wayfair.
Yeah.
That lasts.
You can't.
You sleep on that couch one time and it's fucking flattened.
You remember that whole conspiracy theory, how they're doing child sex rings
and stuff?
Yeah, in the closets.
It would be like you could order people.
You could order a Britney for $16,000 and you're like, this just says balsa
wood.
You're like, what?
That was one of the conspiracy theories I didn't really get in.
Maybe Toby's landlord wants to hop in.
Yeah.
Toby, what does your Greek landlord have to say about that?
Buddy, buddy.
Rent-A-Center's no good.
Don't trust the Wayfair.
I'm going to tell you right now.
He told me, if you're going through smoke, you have to smoke good cigarettes.
I was like, all right, dude.
What is a good cigarette to him?
Weed.
Palmol.
Oh.
Man, that's no good.
That's no good.
Palmol.
What other, I'm curious.
All right, so you got the couch.
The couch is upgraded.
What other upgrades do you feel over the past year?
It's probably been about a year since you've been on.
More than a year.
More than a year.
What do you think?
What other things have you been like, oh, I feel good about this part?
I feel good about kind of getting this together a little bit.
And is the mustache one of them?
The mustache just started as a joke, and now it's become an identity, and it's
actually
taken over me like venom.
I can't get rid of it.
I'm calling people Buttercup now.
I don't know what's going on here.
We actually booked a mustache.
Manny just came with it.
We were talking the other day.
We were like, we got to get that mustache in here.
He's doing numbers.
Yeah.
Oh, here's another big one.
This is the, I got a bidet.
What?
Holy shit.
I got a bidet.
Wow.
I'm fucking, I have the.
What did you do, a tushie, or what is it?
It's a tushie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you get it free because you do the promos?
Ding, ding.
Tell him what he's won.
Listen, listen, just because I think being, I think it shows how classy I am
that I was
able to get a classy object for next to nothing.
And by next to nothing, I mean literally nothing.
But that also, that shows me your inherent trash because you're going, I, you
view that
as a level up that you got a free piece of merchandise.
You both went, ooh.
Because I thought you bought it.
I thought you went, I got to get my gasshole clean and my gasshole gave up.
I thought you had construction done in the bathroom and had a real bidet put in.
No.
I did, I did like build it.
Build it?
You know, you have to put it together.
Come on.
Build it.
It's like hooking up a sprinkler.
I'll be honest with you.
I didn't do that.
My super did.
I was, uh.
You're super into putting it?
Well, here's the thing.
It comes with a toilet.
It comes with a toilet.
Thanks.
No.
It comes with a toilet connector and you have to replace it to a flexible hose.
And my super was like, I'll come over because I was like, I don't want to break
the toilet
and then be responsible for it.
So I was like, all I need you to do is take off the metal hose and I'll put the
flexible
one on.
I'll do the rest of it.
And he goes, okay, I'll be back in an hour.
He never came.
I had to leave for spots.
And the second I left is when he showed up.
So then I was just on FaceTime with him being like, yeah, so if he could just
do that.
And he's, he's a guy from Ecuador.
He's never, he's never heard of a bidet.
He doesn't know what I'm doing, but he set the whole thing up and it's, it's
pretty good.
It's good.
They're nice.
Right?
Hang on a second.
So life, there's such a game changer.
They are.
You've come in here.
You don't realize how dirty your asshole is until you really bidet it up.
I do.
I know.
If nothing else on these hot days, it just feels refreshed.
Nice.
It's like jumping into a pool, but just your asshole.
Like a lemonade for your butt.
Yeah.
Listen, you come in here, talking about West Elm, bidets.
Talking about West Elm,