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AYG Comedy Podcast: Annie Lederman: Philly Girl

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
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This is Are You Garbage?
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It's a little show.
We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grew up to be
classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day down here in Aunt Tootie's
basement.
She wants me to make an announcement to the folks out there.
Okay.
She wants you to come check her out tonight at the open mic at the Comedy Cabaret
in Northeast Philadelphia.
It's a great place.
She's getting into the family business.
Okay.
She's working out five minutes.
She's got a bit about you to kill.
I don't know what to tell you.
All right.
So, please go and check her out.
My co-host is coming at you unamused from right next to me.
Per usual.
He's the CEO of Are You Garbage.
He's really an international businessman, to be honest with you.
He's kind of the head bozo around here.
So, show him a little respect.
Give it up for Kevin James Ryan.
Hey, gang.
Happy to be here.
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How about a quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, T-Bone McMuffin,
Toby McMullen.
What's up, dudes?
T-Bone, welcome back, buddy.
Good to see you, buddy.
We love you.
And gang, we could not be more excited.
And I mean, could not be more excited to have our incredibly special guest here
with us today
for the first time.
Everybody's been asking for...
Tagging us in all of her comments.
You got to get her on.
Got to get her on.
She's over here from the left coast.
We had to grab her while she was in town.
She is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian.
Actor, podcaster, and writer.
She has appeared in Grand Theft Auto V, The Long Dumb Road, Those Who Can't,
This Is Not
Happening, Your Mom's House, Gotham Comedy Live, Money from Strangers, Adam Devine's
House Party, 15 episodes of Chelsea Lately.
Last Call with Carson Daly, Roast Battle at Midnight, WTF with Marc Maron,
Lights Out with
David Spade.
She's in the Comedy Store documentary.
You've seen her on Good For You with Whitney Cummings.
Of course, the Joe Rogan experience.
And she's one of the extremely funny co-hosts of the amazing podcast, Trash
Tuesday.
But the big question in everybody's mind today, here today, is she garbage?
How many times was I raped?
Who molested you to get you here?
She's from a small town called Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and the devil knows
their own,
ladies and gentlemen.
Give it up for the one, the only, Andy Letterman.
Hi, guys.
Thank you for having me.
Thanks for coming.
Good to see you, buddy.
I'm sorry.
I was three and a half hours.
Sure.
At one point, I'm like, did we meet next Tuesday?
What the fuck's going on?
Big time in us.
I like it.
No, no, no, no.
I was like, I wonder if I'm big time.
But I mean a little, I guess.
I just was like, I don't know how to get around New York anymore.
I'm like, it's so embarrassing.
I really like, I don't know how to do it.
Yeah.
Also, I want to share the text that I got.
Hey, I'm running late.
I have to run to my hotel to wash off my swamp ass.
Then I'm heading up.
I know.
I honestly didn't know you would gain so much weight.
I wouldn't have washed it off to make you feel a little solidarity.
But I, yeah, no, it was.
First thing she said when she walked in.
Yeah.
I was.
It's hard to miss.
I thought the black would slim me out a little bit.
No, I, yeah, no, I don't know how to get around this town.
It's tough.
Well, that's changed too since you've been.
Yeah.
I mean, everything's all.
The subway's fucked up.
The taxis are fucked up.
No, and I'm going like, what's, which direction?
I was like, which direction's nine?
You lived here for how many years?
I was here four years the first time and one year the next time.
So that's actually not that much.
So you're saying you got geography, like geographically confusing.
I don't know where the hell I am.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what part of town I'm staying in.
Lay off the goofballs, will you?
Spring Street's near it.
Is that Lower East Side?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Soho, I don't know.
I don't know exactly where you are.
Soho or Lower East Side.
Where are you staying while you're in town?
What area?
I think so, ho.
We just said that.
Oh, you did?
Is that what you're talking about?
I apologize.
I was like, do you want the room number?
Jesus.
Are you doing a hotel or Airbnb?
I'm doing a hotel.
Yeah.
You know what I realized?
I don't want Airbnb.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to be in your shit.
I don't know.
You have to meet up with the person.
You got to make sure everything.
It's, yeah, it can be a little wacky.
I used to be a big Airbnb guy, but anymore, now that we go on the road, the
hotels are
better.
I don't want to see anyone's shit.
I want someone to come in, make my bed if I want it.
I mean, I don't actually like them coming in because I have ADD, and then I
always like,
if I can't find my iPad, I don't want to accuse someone of, you know what I
mean?
I never know.
Oh, shit, I didn't bring it.
I could easily have just slipped it somewhere in between the bed, then I'll
never find it.
Yeah, packling some maid in the lobby.
I just never want to falsely accuse someone, so I just say, stay out.
But at my last, I was just in Arizona and Phoenix,
and they didn't have a Do Not Disturb.
What?
They didn't, I just couldn't find one.
I could have just asked for one, but I kept forgetting.
I would have wrote it on the door.
Yeah.
No, I should have.
I was thinking about it in lipstick or something.
Stay out, bitch.
Put a tie on the hand.
Because I came back, I went out to lunch with my aunt, both my aunts live out
there,
and I, then neither of them talked to each other.
Very awkward.
She said aunts, by the way.
Yeah, that's just weird.
Oh, I know.
You go aunt?
I say orange now, too.
I don't say orange.
I don't know.
Orange?
Instead of orange.
Say water.
Water.
Wow.
I don't know what's going on.
You've changed.
I mean, if I come back here longer.
She's so L.A.
You need to get down to South Philly.
I know.
Get straightened out.
Get a cheesesteak.
Get your head on right.
There's rumors I might be doing a Thanksgiving show there, but I don't know.
Really?
Nothing's set in stone.
But it would be fun.
That'd be a banger.
Interesting.
What is the origin story of Annie Letterman?
Lay it on me.
I believe you're from Cheltenham.
I'm from Cheltenham, yeah.
So lay it on us.
Give us the whole rundown.
All right.
I'm a twin.
What?
Yes.
Oh, also, wait.
Before we do this, before I forget.
Oh, I don't like this.
Come to fucking Caroline's this weekend.
Please, God, come to fucking Caroline's this weekend.
Before I forget, Caroline's.
It's out there, baby.
Okay.
All right.
I, so I was, I have a twin brother, Max.
Okay.
His name was actually, we were Anne and Matthew is how we were born.
But we're Annie and Max now.
Why?
Is that his nickname?
He, well, he got it changed legally.
He just got called, he got called Mad Max in kindergarten.
Nice.
And then he just, I remember exactly where we were when it happened.
We were in the after school program at our Quaker school.
There's a lot to talk about.
Yes.
And, uh, Germantown.
What school?
We went, or no, we went to Green Street Friends School across from Germantown
Friends.
Okay.
In Germantown.
That's a mix.
She might have a little, it might be, it might be surprises.
Of course you said mix, and that is Germantown where the families were mixed.
Yeah, it's, uh, yeah, Germantown is a very specific part of Philadelphia.
It's very, very, like, yeah.
It's goofball.
I never grew up going over there.
Your parents are either, your parents are either two lesbians.
One's black, one's white.
Yeah.
But you are like, you are mixed up there.
Okay.
You are not a traditional looking family.
Yeah.
In Germantown.
Yeah, it's homogenized.
But they had, okay, so at our, at our elementary school, there was this, this,
um,
house right next to it that these, like, really white trash people lived in.
Like, when I say white trash, like, they, there was a pile of trash and the
kids would emerge
and you couldn't tell.
It was, like, moving trash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, dirty.
You know, kids that are just, like, so dirty, like, that, like, deliverance.
Like, they wake up in the morning and put a dirty t-shirt on.
Yeah, and they didn't go to school.
They were, like, always there.
So we would just be, like, going, like, from one class to the other, walking to
the, um,
the playground.
And then these, like, little, like, dirty white kids would just be, like, there.
Smoking cigs and stuff.
And once my brother left his bag, he, like, went inside.
We just all have ADD.
He left his bag and went inside to pee or something.
And they, he, someone stole his bag and he couldn't find it.
And then he saw it, like, dumped out in their yard.
He stole his bag.
Rummage through it.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but you're bringing it out of
here right now.
Ain't no one got your bag here.
But we were that family.
I realized we were that family on our street.
Like, we were, like, the trash people.
You were the trashy family on the block.
Like, we didn't have trash in the, in the, in the backyard or anything.
But we were, we were garbage.
Like, we were, like, the loud door slamming.
Our dog, we never walked our dog.
Our dog would just go out.
Oh.
And then so the neighbors.
You had a loose dog policy growing up?
Oh, shit.
To the point where when people would bring the dog back to be nice, we'd be,
like, uh.
Like, we let her out.
Yeah, he was going for a walk.
Like, someone let Pinky out.
Like, someone would just go let her out.
And then she would go.
Neighbors hated it because she would, like, shit in their stuff.
I would be, dude, I would be right in, like, the township and stuff.
Yeah, but it was, my family just, and I realized that's literally how they
raised us.
We were, they raised us the same way, like, the dog.
They're just, like, let him out.
They'll come back when they're hungry.
That's nuts.
And that's why I'm a comedian.
Break this down for me.
What did your, what did your dad do?
What did your mom do?
My dad worked at the, he was a treasurer at the University of Pennsylvania,
okay?
Okay, so there's some money involved.
There's some money involved.
But my mom, my mom had a bunch of different jobs.
So my mom, like, never really, like, she was not a stay-at-home mom.
She was, like, a sort of around mom.
Like, she would do, like, she just, like, one job she had was she worked at WXPN,
the radio station.
DJ?
No, she was, she did, like, their newsletter.
Okay.
So she would interview different acts and 