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AYG Comedy Podcast: Nathan Macintosh - Canadian Strip Club

NYC.
The Big Apple.
New York City.
Ever heard of it?
Gang, the boys are going to be here.
Gotham Comedy Club, November 9th on the Isle of Manhattan.
We're coming back.
We're storming the beaches.
Get some tickets and come see us.
It's the New York Comedy Festival, our first time in it.
You don't want to miss it.
This show's going to sell out.
Also, the boys are going to be in Hartford, Connecticut on December 14th.
Then we're going to go to Albany, New York on December 15th.
And then where are we going after that, big man?
We're going to be in Syracuse December 16th.
Get those tickets.
Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there.
And welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Sure is.
It's a little show.
We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out they grew up to be
classy or just a big old piece of trash.
You know it.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're down here at Antutti's Basement.
She's a little anxious.
Why?
Well, she knows that our very special guest that's here with us, good friend of
ours, is Canadian.
Ooh.
All right.
She wants to see some papers or something?
She's worried that we're going to become Canadian.
She thinks you can catch it?
Yeah.
I told her that's not how it works.
They're good people.
You don't say.
Yeah.
So she said, let me know when he's gone.
She'll come at her back.
Okay.
Okay.
She comes out in a mask.
Space suit on.
Spraying Lysol at him.
I don't want to get any of that Canadian on there.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
He's the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He's an international businessman.
He turns heads in boardrooms all across this great nation.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan.
Hey, gang.
Happy to be here.
Thanks for tuning in.
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And have a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire,
the magic man.
He's our own little Yam family right here.
T-Bone McMuffin, Toby McMullen.
What's up, dudes?
Hey, T-Bone.
We got a Canuck in the house.
Hockey fight time.
Let's go.
Drop the gloves.
Pull the sweater over his head.
Get him.
Feel like five for fighting.
I don't know about you guys.
Gang, we could not be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean
incredibly special guest back with us again today.
It has been a while.
He was one of our original guests.
Second episode, I think.
Second episode.
We're talking pre-pandemic.
Pre-panning.
He's one of our-
I thought they were going to say pre-patreon.
I was going to be like, 100% right.
Yeah.
This used to be on the hood of a car.
Remember when we were doing it there?
Talking into old fucking the cigarette lighters.
Are you garbage?
We're all garbage.
I mean, look at this.
We're in the back of a fucking grocery store.
We're in a hatchback.
Gang, he is one of our oldest friends on the New York comedy scene.
One of our best pals.
He is a very funny-
Absolute murderer.
Murderer.
Stand-up comedian and actor.
Been on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Been on The Tonight Show.
Stand-up with John Doerr.
He's been on Conan.
And he's got a brand new show that he's the star and creator of that's coming
out.
We couldn't be more excited to have him.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nathan McIntosh.
Yeah.
Guys, thanks for having me.
This is a great day.
You know what I mean?
Every time somebody asks me about you guys, I say these are some of the
greatest people
that I know.
Both of them.
Foley, Kip, Alon.
My middle name is also James.
And also, I just met you're a hero.
Buddy, you're a good man.
Thank you.
This guy's got great energy.
Yeah, we're having a good time here.
Wait until it turns sour, then it's not so good.
He turns quick and you're like, what just happened?
No, that is not true.
I'll stop picking this up.
This is his first time wearing headphones.
Look, I don't want to put the-
He does-
Yo, again!
Look, before we even start this thing-
You look like a baby in a NASCAR race.
Wah, wah, wah.
I will say yet again-
You look like a Muppet DJ.
I will say one more time.
These fucking headphones are from the 80s.
Don't come at me with the 2012.
What do you want, earpieces?
There's no way these are from 2012.
These look like fucking Michael Keaton would have wore them in Batman.
We're broadcast in here.
Mr. Gordon is like, what's the Joker doing today?
He puts these on and listens to the city, just on a big sonar machine.
You do look like you're in a sub right now, manning the radar.
You have a green light on your face.
Well, this is a basement, right?
I mean, dude.
It's your white aunt?
Dude.
Yeah, it's Jane Tooney.
She's in the kitchen.
The hunt for Red October.
She's in the kitchen.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Foley comes by.
It's just a whale.
Relax.
Dive.
Dive.
Dive.
Look, this is how I want to wear the headphones.
Say whatever you want to say.
Everybody and people at home.
I appreciate you guys for having me.
Yeah, it is what it is.
No, this is great.
Let's go back.
I'm an adult man.
I pay tax.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Let's go back.
I can't remember if you were garbage or not, but you're definitely not garbage
now.
You like to take care of yourself.
You're always very well dressed.
Hair always looks good.
Well, when did we do this before?
1994?
How long ago was this?
No, we're saying you grew up, I think if I remember, a single mom.
Oh, that's what you mean.
I thought you meant for the last time I was on the podcast.
This guy's really gotten his shit together in the last year.
Jesus Christ.
You're eating better.
No, yes, yes.
Did I grow up as garbage?
100%.
You grew up kind of garbage, but I remember your mom went above and beyond to
make things
better.
I feel like her situation, if I remember.
I remember she was trying to keep it together.
She was trying to keep it together.
Yes.
Doing the best she can.
My dad was out there, he drove a Trans Am all the way to Alberta to punch the
fucking
ground for oil, as you do when you're from out where I'm from, Nova Scotia.
I said this before.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You drive out there, blast Metallica.
I mean, this was the 80s.
You know what I mean?
It was wide open.
Yeah, Blair and Metallica enter Sandman as you fucking speed across Canada to
just punch
the ground for oil.
And my mom, yeah, me and my brother and my mom were out there.
What does that mean, punch the ground for oil?
Looking for oil.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Is that what your dad went and did?
That's what everybody from where I'm from, not everybody, but a lot of people
from the
Maritimes, go out west to find the Maritimes is a collection of provinces that
we-
Provinces?
This guy's from Narnia.
What are you talking?
Well, I'm from Middle Earth.
I'm from where King Kong goes to get that sword to fight Godzilla.
If you look hard enough in that scene, you can see my mother in the background
screaming
at my dad on the phone.
Come home.
The red-headed one's annoying.
They're in their 30s now.
Wait, did your dad hit oil?
Do you know?
Hit oil?
Like by himself?
No, he's not at Beverly Hillbilly.
No.
He wasn't shooting at the ground.
That's what I thought you meant.
He went out and like prospect and got a plot.
No, he was probably on a coast.
He was an oil worker.
Yes, on the oil rigs.
A roughneck.
Sure, on the oil rigs, people from where I'm from, a lot of people from where I'm
from
go out to Alberta to work on the oil rigs.
You make a couple bucks, you buy a few trucks, you fucking get some leather
jackets.
This is what I know about people that people buy cocaine, hookers, trucks, two
weeks on,
two weeks off.
I didn't know you were an oil man.
This can in it don't sound too bad, I'll tell you that.
What was your dad?
Did he strike oil?
Just picture him out there with like a DeWalt drill, just so I can-
Pickaxe?
There will be blood?
Yeah.
That's what I thought you meant.
Like he left to go-
No, that's where the work was.
Try to find his own prospect.
Yeah, this is the 21st century.
I mean, you know what I mean?
The good God.
Canada's not that fucking far behind.
Yeah.
It's not the dark ages.
But yeah, so yeah.
Okay, I was a single parent growing up.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember what kind of car did she have?
There was something I remember.
My mom, she had a couple of them.
She did.
She drove my like a Trans Am for a minute.
She had a-
A lady in a Trans Am.
Yeah, with the fucking fire on it.
But that was when my dad was still kind of a-
Was he around?
I don't know, whatever.
She drove a Trans with kids?
I think it was his Trans Am.
That's not planning for the future.
That's great.
There's no back seat in there.
Dude.
The two kids in the front seat?
No.
My brother one time was in the-
Was in the-
The back.
Ashtray?
And the-
He's sitting in the ashtray.
My brother was in the back.
Is there a back to a Trans Am?
There's like a little-
As you just said, there's like a little-
These headphones are gonna look.
Say whatever you want!
He was sitting in the back.
The little-
It's a little like-
Oh yeah, the seat came forward.
Remember that?
I never got back there.
I don't remember.
I was in the front a little bit.
And then we didn't have this car for long.
Also, kids in the front back in the 90s was wide open.
No seat belt.
Dude, no seat-
I remember like if you got in your buddy's car
and you had to put your seat belt on,
I'd be like, fucking dorks.
What am I doing?
I'm gonna have to just do this.
I hate it.
I hate it all.
I hate these headphones so much.
I'm so happy that I can hear myself!
Well, what podcast do you go to
where they have fucking Bluetooth and AirPods?
Yeah, what do you expect?
I never listen-
I never use the headphones in any podcast.
Every single podcast I go to,
I have to wear these,
and I go, no, why would you?
And I go, thank you.
This is the only one where you guys are like,
look, man, there's a goddamn-
We're in a basement.
Can I answer this-
We don't even need to.
We're just being strong on you.
This is the-
I love it.
I'm plugged in.
You can't let me just come in here
and do whatever I want.
I appreciate it.
My brother wants-
No, this story doesn't even matter anymore.
Transam, and then she also had-
Remember that fucking-
I think it's a Dodge Celebrity?
Remember that?
Is that what it is?
No celebrity ever drove one.
I don't even know what that is.
James Wood sponsored it for a little while.
That's 100% false.
It looked like Oldsmobile,
but I think it was a little bit less shine.
It was boxy, too, if I remember.
It was boxier.
Back in the heyday of boxy sedans.
There's a question for you that I'd be curious.
You mentioned James Woods.
Now, we know that sometimes American actors
and celebrities, they'll go overseas
and endorse products that they don't endorse here.
Do you remember having anything like that
when you were in Canada?
Was Johnny Depp doing orange juice commercials
or anything like that up there?
Man, let me go back and think.
I think Brad Pitt did a whole run of maple syrup ads.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was called Aunt Jemima and Louise.
Two, three-hour run of these maple syrup-
No.
Yeah.
It's not like a Japanese energy drink.
Also, I love-
Canada's either in the 1800s or the Far East.
We're so close to this place that, dude,
no.
Everything that we-
Just about everything we get is from here.
There'd be some Canadian people who would do things,
but you guys wouldn't get it at all.
How old were you when you came here
f