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AYG Comedy Podcast: Josh Potter Returns!

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Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage.
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
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Timeshare down in Houston and she found out Skankfest was here.
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Skank Fest is popping, dude.
Yeah, it's wild.
It's a wild scene over there.
It's a fucking neck tattoo convention.
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Gang, we could not be more excited to have our incredibly special guest back
with us again today.
Down here in Houston with us.
He is the host of The Josh Potter Show.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Josh Potter.
What's up?
What's up?
Remember that?
You got two Bud Lights in your hand.
Hey, what's up?
You didn't do that, ironically.
Nope.
I'm still holding that over.
That one in the Budweiser.
The Budweiser, the frogs.
Those Budweiser frogs were pretty good.
They were cooking.
What does it say about us as a society when that kind of shit sweeps us up?
The California raisins were all dancing around.
We're doing it.
The Budweiser frogs just, they ran so Bad Baby can, you know, whatever she does.
Yeah, exactly.
Name it up for the predecessor to Bad Baby.
Catch me outside.
How about that?
That was a new Budweiser.
This is the first time we're in person.
The last time we had to do dumb Zoom.
First time we're in person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Quarantine style.
This is great.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
You were early on, too.
You were probably two summers ago, right?
It was during the quarantine.
I know that.
Yeah, and you had one of my favorites, just to touch on, that you said you grew
up by an
off-ramp.
I grew up on a four-lane highway.
He said he could see the toll booth.
That's right.
We could hear, I fell asleep to the sounds of trucks downshifting.
Fell asleep to the sounds of, oh, the exact change.
Get out of here.
Yeah, they still have toll booth workers in those toll booths.
It's not like you throw it in the, it's not like the carnival game ones.
Yeah, yeah, the ring toss.
They have people that give you the tickets and take your money and everything
like that.
I saw the hottest chick I've ever seen in one of those toll booths.
Really?
To the point where I gave her the money and I was like, so, I'm like, what the
fuck is
going on?
And I left, and I wanted to like, go back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I forgot something.
Just to be like, why are you, yeah.
Or like, what are you doing here?
Dude, I've had that same kind of thought process my entire life.
Whenever I go into the McDonald's on West 4th Street had this girl that worked
there that
was literally a fucking supermodel.
And then there was a CVS around the corner in the West Village that had another
girl, same
supermodel.
I wanted to look and be like, what are you doing working here?
Yeah.
Hasn't anybody seen you ever?
What's happening?
Did you hear him speak at all?
No.
If they had a certain affection, maybe you'd be like, oh, that's why they work
here.
There's probably some neck tattoos.
Missing a couple of-
That'll be 48-50.
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck?
She's smoking hot, but she's missing a few chromosomes.
Also, too, I wanted to bring up, there was one that you-
I like how Kippy's holding court back there.
I feel these chairs, really, I feel powerful.
I really do.
I feel like I'm sitting too far up right now.
I'm going to be like, yeah.
Give or make the five on Cleveland, what's the deal?
Boyd Howard's out tonight.
Kippy, what's your take on that?
Well, you know, Foley.
No, you, because people, we were talking about it.
I think it was, do you pull, and then everyone's like, you got to have, you got
to talk to
Paul.
Oh, my God, that's right.
Do you pull-
We tried to call you.
We were going to call you on air the one time.
Okay.
But it was like, do you unbutton when you're at a york?
Oh, we had a whole debate on my podcast about this.
So it's when you're at a york, do you go through the fly, over, do you unbutton,
and people
are like, you got to talk to fucking Paul.
Yeah, I did a whole study on this, and because I'm a, I'll say what I am
immediately, I'm
a through the fly guy.
Wow.
And when I heard that there are so many over the, I did a poll, and I did
multiple polls,
60 to 40 people go over the top.
Really?
I found out I'm a rare breed.
I thought I was the most common.
I don't, I don't mean to discredit your scientific establishment or the
scientists that you employed.
Sure.
This isn't a Wuhan situation.
I'm not accusing.
Okay.
But there's no way the number's that high.
Nobody goes through the fly.
No, no, no.
He's saying 60 over.
I was, I was in the minority.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
40% goes through the fly.
Most people go through the-
That's what I'm saying.
Yes.
Still, even 40%.
There's no way 40% goes through the fly.
It's you and another guy.
The way that this debate-
That still lives at home.
That's it.
It's you and one dude that works at a bowling alley.
I understood what he said.
I'm saying the numbers are juice.
It's still high.
I see the way that this came up.
I was on a family vacation.
Oh, God.
You can't poll other potters.
Other potters can't be the test group.
It's in your bloodline.
You all go through the hole.
One of my cousins and I were like, everyone-
Are we talking about over the jeans or over the underwear?
I mean, just completely-
I don't know what you animals do when you go over the top.
I go through the fly both holes.
Really?
This guy's crawling through the wire like D-Day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I-
You're snaking it.
Yeah.
That's a lot of zigzags.
You got to go back and forth a couple of times.
You must be packing some heat potters.
I found the shortcut.
Well, that's what I said, too.
But somebody was like, it's big dick energy to go over-
Kelsey Cook came on.
She was like, I think it's big dick energy to go over the top.
And I'm like, don't come on here and slander-
Slander my average unit.
Yeah, exactly.
I can also refute that because I go over the top and I have no dick energy.
Here's what I don't understand.
Do you undo the whole belt and everything?
I do.
So I undo the whole belt and then I'll go over the underwear.
That's just such wild maintenance to me.
No, that's normal.
That's what a normal guy would do.
That doesn't make any sense to me.
I just go zip.
I pull it out.
I've done experiments with these jeans on my show where I've zipped the fly.
I'm like, I can put my whole arm through this.
Why are people scared about their dick hitting the zipper?
Like, what kind of animal are you with your dick?
I do see what you're saying.
I think for maybe a while I would go.
I don't know.
But why is the fly there then?
It's like when you buy a cheap tuxedo and they put that fake handkerchief in
there that doesn't go anywhere.
Yeah, that's all it is.
It's just for show, man.
It's just for show?
Yes, it's just for show.
I just don't understand.
Would you wear boxers or boxers?
What do you wear?
I wear a boxer brief.
That's even crazier.
But they still have a fly.
If you wore, yeah, but it's not straight.
That's a, you got to go.
If you have boxers, all right, that's like the PCH.
Now I will say this.
It's a straight shot through.
As a blind man, I'm often doing things without looking.
So I can probably navigate a fly like that pretty quickly without looking at it.
His other senses have developed.
That's like Denzel Washington putting a gun together.
My senses are heightened as terms of touch and feel.
Fucking daredevil over here.
Yeah, exactly.
But I couldn't believe the study.
And what I've, what I've, what I've, it's not a study.
What I've deduced though, is that you asked a bunch of your dirtbag cousins at
a cookout.
Yeah.
Hey, they all go through the fly.
We were in Daytona beach.
And they all like mayonnaise sandwiches, which is weird.
Two of the cousins are kissing.
We were like, I, but I swear to God, I, I, I, this is my takeaway from it.
That we who go through the fly, though rare are more, he's too, he's so fucking,
well, once
again, take above, take over the, the, we're more of a, it's, it's, it's the
same thing.
It's like McDonald's sells a million hamburgers a day.
How many people are eating ribeyes a day?
That's the way I look at it.
Ribeye steaks.
Yes.
It's a little more, you know, just because it's not done amongst the collective
unwashed necessarily.
They're, you know, we're still upper crust.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what it says.
It says so much about how garbage you are that the ribeye is the one that you
went with.
You didn't do filet.
Yeah.
Porter house.
You can have hamburger.
You can have some hanger steak.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some good stomach.
Either you're a truck wagon or you're flank steak in my world, baby.
Shout out to flag steak.
Hell yeah, dog.
Nothing wrong with it.
Skirt steak.
Skirt steak's big around my place.
Yeah.
My stepdad and some skirt steak, forget about it.
Did your mom do London broil when you were young?
That was like the big thing with us.
A London broil.
I got a London broil.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was just that big log of meat, right?
No idea what part of the cow that's from.
It seems very fancy.
Well, London, you think London.
You go, that's fancy.
It's not broil.
Broil.
You're not just broil.
You don't broil anything.
It seems like a fancy word.
I don't know how to prepare something.
Yeah, but all it is is like a shit.
It's like the other