Name: Are You Garbage x Stuff Island: Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage x Stuff Island: Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-17. Transcript available.

Are You Garbage x Stuff Island: Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor

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all right and the reason toby's off mic this week is because we got we got a
crowded house here
we have our incredibly special guests both back with us again for the second or
third time but
the first time together they're the hot new kids
they got a little podcast called stuff island that you got to check out it's
absolutely fantastic we have
uh chrissy cole lasagna o'connor and tommy two pops pope right here good to see
you
fellas hey how you doing good to see you too what's up guys thanks for having
us now we can
never do that that was unbelievable yeah yeah yeah that was just i was a showman
i swear to god one time i had uh i bombed an audition so fucking bad it was a
final call back and i had a dude that was from like uh london it was for uh uh
uh uh uh cell phone service and the whole thing was i come out and he's sitting
in a chair and i say how great the deal is in american yeah english in america
that's your first see what language is this in
what language is this in america it's fucking fantastic i'm even bombing the
story about
is this in british what are we doing i don't know what this has to do with
working with somebody else
or o'connor because eventually i'm saying i'd be terrible what you guys just
pulled
off and i bombed i tripped over my words he never got it out he's supposed to
say the
same lines in british and it's still and it's supposed to sound great same
language
i didn't follow that story at all well you cut me off i'm not done the story
no you got you got you got let me finish the story o'connor always looks like a
disappointed
hockey coach around tommy he knows he's got the talent that's icing
he's got the raw talent kid doesn't want to work
he's got a high ceiling he's got a high ceiling i'm just all stressed out
because i'm living with
a strange family in michigan that's a boarding school anyway they're all
laughing at me they're
all laughing at me by the i can picture that house when you said that this one
director put a paper
over and he started shaking like a kid who farts in the back of a school and i
go i'm sorry i'm on
cold medicine and it's really i just started lying the roseanne bar thing i had
a zoloft you know i
i wasn't sleeping so anyway i compliment you guys on your radio all right the
guy across from
you was auditioning too he's with me so you him i fucked him and then i was
like i hustled to the
elevator and it's one of those like pull monkey crates so he meets me in the
elevator again i was
like i'm very very sorry about all that he's like it's all right all right it's
hard mate hey he just
looked and he flew here and he had like a fucking he had like a tweet this guy
got dressed for this
i just smell like booze and drugs that probably pissed you know cold medicine
you mean yeah
i like how that's made by jameson anytime anytime anything's wrong i mixed up
the day call and
i've used that before that goes further than you think i like it anyway boys
thank you for coming
and sit with us the podcast is amazing yes thanks to you guys we've both done
it check out our episodes
of stuff island you probably already watched them yeah yeah i hope so for sure
you guys are having
fun doing it yeah yeah it's great how's the creative process going with the two
of you
you want another long drawn out story
we both basically fight the whole time but somehow it gets done yeah it's very
natural what we do it's
even a more we have a very complicated relationship yeah but ours is like we
you know you're like an old
married family publicly it's kind of take we're a united front you two on the
other hand are like
fist fighting at the food court you two all you two will have at it in public
you guys are a married
couple that fucks on christmas yes once a year you still love and you still
adore the kids yeah we
fuck every night yeah yeah but you guys are still tearing your clothes off you're
hell there's a couple
of domestics involved too real bonnie and clyde situation yeah that's kind of
why it works oh yeah
it's been going great thank you man you two are attached together you're both
wearing black that's
crazy yeah we went with a black he's got he's on one today too don't get him
started what are you
talking about we're yelling at a fire truck on the way in here well he's just
been next to a
fucking mailbox you don't fire truck goes off he goes how do you guys how did
you guys get in the
the horn is for intersections the sirens are between blocks he doesn't have a
for how crazy
he is he does make some good yes there's cars in front of him they hear the sirens
we all hear the
sirens but they don't move you're talking about when they go yeah you gotta
give it to something's
burning yeah i'll give you no they're there nobody doesn't know there's a fire
rich twat getting out from from connecticut where he's from i'll give you two
honks
honks oh yeah it was a little weird but this guy was hitting nine ten yeah all
the way down the
street there's a fire somewhere yeah but he's also driving like 20.
fucking ambulances and fire trucks they they never push the limit not sure if
you've been
not sure if you've been reading the news they don't i don't see him screaming
up and down they're just
fucking he's like lolly on the back of the fire truck were you driving me yeah
yeah i drive you
drove in here oh no oh yeah he wasn't driving oh dude i thought you asked me if
i was talking on the
sidewall me yeah i thought you were asking me if i drive you need a wheel man i'll
dust off the gloves for
one last job i'll get you i'm a podcaster now but i'll do it one rule no fire
trucks
no did you were you guys i don't get out of the way i go you follow me i'll
take
you're like the fullback going down 6th avenue yeah you had your hand on the
window i see all the cars
in front of me start getting out of the way i'm just like sucker oh connie
slides the siren on top
no you weren't driving when this was happening is what i'm asking that's why he
was standing on the
street i'm trying you know so how did you guys get into the city today we took
an uber took an uber
okay but we was way off and gone we didn't hold up any traffic yeah they were
dude they were standing
out front like they were on a stakeout when i pulled up yeah my fucking tip of
my my beak was
chipping by the time you got here ten minutes out there boy holy is it cold oh
god well how did you
guys get here i told you imagine doing this he's a little prickly i love him i
love him but he's got
a bit of an edge murder in his eyes how was your fucking christmas how the fuck
did you get in
what'd you what'd you do fire truck how are you toby i couldn't find it i
couldn't think of what it was
but there was some clip that you guys had from the pod of you were yelling at
him it was another weird
o'connor thing it was like the lasagna in the in the in the refrigerator it was
something weird about
food that you and your family did but i was i was looking for and i couldn't
find egg noodles
it was egg noodles what about the egg noodles you assault them you eat them
no he thinks egg noodles should be yeah consumed on a normal basis yeah how do
we feel about egg
doodles i think we talked about i've talked about it on your podcast yeah no
they're the ones in the
bag right yeah yeah i'm a box pasta man myself what's the difference between a
box and a bag a lot
cereal comes in a bag it's trash parents that love you about 48 cents at the o'connor
house
apparently yeah yeah get the out of here what's the difference between a hug
and a handshake all
right there's a lot two yeah that's a real handshake what's the difference
between a normal
well-adjusted even being in a psychopath egg noodles egg noodles are a tough
look now you
guys split an uber in right yeah who pays for that uber we don't ever talk
about money usually i'll get
i'll get something i'll get a tab at a bar or restaurant pick up you pick up
that's the way to
do it you can't be they do do good like that i don't with people that have
problem with money you
know like not problem as in i don't have a lot of it but i'll pretend i have
enough to get that car
and that uber not ask my buddy oh for a couple bucks back you know i mean you
ever see a table
like five friends and of course split the checks it's nuts like why are you
even eating should be
intimate that's just something that's special to somebody you're going to ruin
it with bringing
money up don't invite your fucking friend over to eat okay i'm with you 100 the
guinea's really
going out of him when it's sauce on a table you don't talk about it i mean that
dude cooking for
somebody or asking somebody out to go to dinner of course an intimate thing
where like you expect
a good time and you're going to it up by bringing out you know bringing up some
money issues
of course you know i waited tables for a long time these would drive me insane
yeah
that's why i had hope in the future generations when bedmo came around but they're
still
fucking bozos what do you got a marble in your front it's a juju beat i'm
waiting for a parakeet to fly
someone's fighting there's a dead canary in there all right rusty god damn it
save yourself i caught
in on the fire truck by accident i thought you were in the hat um i was choking
on my water uh we all got
covid wait who knows you're hacking i got the antibodies i'm good yeah i'm
strong right now i can't foresee
you being a big back vaccination guy oh no i am oh really yeah yeah yeah i love
science okay i can't
get a read on it i'm built i'm built i'm built for the vaccine the va i my body
takes science so well
it's like having a conversation with a shark those eyes
they're deep and shallow at the same time hey dommer why don't 