Name: Are You Garbage Live: Threesome
Uploaded: 2022-03-04T17:00:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage Live: Threesome' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage Live: Threesome' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-04. Transcript available.

Keep it going for Kippie, everybody.
Ah, what the fuck is this?
This is fucking bullshit.
I guess we want to thank SpaceX and Halliburton
for donating this stool for me.
This is fucking embarrassing.
I got it at DXL. I put it on your account.
Did you need a prescription for this thing?
Yeah. You owe me the 50-buck copay.
Greg, where's Greg at?
Is Greg here?
Greg, stop being a pussy.
Yeah, what the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I just yelled it fully.
I'm fucking right here, Jerko. I'm sorry.
My kind of guy. You give it right back to me, Greg.
Greg, so your question,
before I say it,
do you do this or does anyone in your family do this?
Kid you went to school with, at what age?
Greg definitely did this shit, whatever it is.
This is definitely about Greg in college, I think.
All right, this is,
do you or anyone in your family
pull their pants and underwear
all the way down to pee?
That's got Greg written all over it.
I ain't gonna lie.
That's a real Greg move right there.
I mean, also, when I saw the question,
I'm like, if he's doing this now,
like, we have to put a fucking stop to that.
Can we catch him out front
just with his fucking pants by his ankles?
I gotta go tinkies.
Greg, is that your wife or your girlfriend?
What's that?
Do you guys live together?
Whoa, Greg.
Well, well, well.
Welcome to Are You Garbage After Dark,
ladies and gentlemen.
That's a tough look
to revert back to living.
I think we should find our own place.
Do you still share a Netflix password?
Oh, man.
Kevin's dad pulled that move
about eight years ago.
He's here tonight.
Dad, what's up, everybody?
We're moving back in.
Why don't you guys live together anymore?
I mean, I have to ask.
I'm sorry.
We assume that.
Yeah.
I didn't think it was because
you both bought your own house.
You have dyed red hair, miss.
We are assuming it's garbage.
We decided to diversify
our real estate portfolio.
And I didn't get
my security deposit back, so.
So what happened?
Yo, Greg's fucking.
Yo, turn the lights down
for this one.
God damn.
Chubbing up over here.
Where you guys?
Okay, all right.
I have family here.
I can't be asking about
threesomes in the crowd.
See my Uncle Joe after?
Ah, nice to see you, yeah.
How about that redhead
in the second row, huh?
Uncle Joe's in the back
like, keep going.
Give Greg and his girlfriend
a nice big round of applause.
Greg, that didn't embarrass you.
Greg, that didn't embarrass you.
Are you okay?
All right.
He don't give a shit
as long as I'm getting laid out.
Yeah, he's like,
I don't care where I live.
And Greg, to answer your question,
unless you're nine years old,
that's garbage.
Yeah.
If you were at a baseball game
and you walked into a urinal
at fucking...
Nine?
First of all, wait.
Nine is a little too old for that,
to be honest with you.
I was smoking cigs at nine.
Can't be walking in
pulling my fucking underoos down
to take a pee.
One more time
for Greg and his girlfriend.
Give him a nice big round.
Thank you, buddy.
And your hair's beautiful,
by the way.
I was just teasing.