Name: Trashiest Jet Ski: Are You Garbage Live in Atlanta (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-03-11T19:40:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashiest Jet Ski: Are You Garbage Live in Atlanta (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashiest Jet Ski: Are You Garbage Live in Atlanta (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-11. Transcript available.

This one, this is one of the wilder ones I think I've ever, I've fielded
thousands of questions.
This is from Dylan M. Where are you at?
Oh, fucking Jesus Christ.
Front row center, dude.
This is a bit of a longer one, but it's worth it.
Have you ever known someone that got paid for manual labor with an item?
I.E., my dad did a day's work of electric work and was given a jet ski that he
swore would be
four times what I paid for it once I get it running.
So once you get it running, it's a real gray area.
Did he ever get it running?
God damn right he didn't.
That's where all the mail he likes to land on was in the basement on top of it.
It was inside?
What?
How the hell do you get a jet ski in the basement?
Yeah, and why is your mail going to the basement?
Dude.
There's no such thing as a garage basement.
Listen, I know we're just a couple of dumb Yankees, but don't try to pull the
wolf over our eyes.
There ain't no such thing as a fucking garage basement.
He's my little bigger brother in the garage basement, you know.
That's what we do down here, Kibbe and Foley.
You guys are off your fucking meds.
All right, so you got to walk me through this.
So the jet ski is in your garage slash basement slash kitchen?
What are we doing?
Is this a trailer?
It sounds like a trailer.
It was half in the bedroom.
Weird thing is, we live in an apartment, so I don't know what the fuck you're
doing.
It's in the basement.
Okay.
Wait, basement means underground, though.
Yeah.
So you took a jet ski underground.
Down a flight of stairs.
Damn.
Jesus Christ.
In case the basement floods, god damn it.
Yeah, I was going to ask.
He's down there doing donuts.
Dylan, where the fuck you been?
Learn how to do barrel.
Make sure you got your life preserver on, though, all right?
Safety first.
That's what I was thinking.
Did you carry it down or did your dad fucking drive it down?
Now I think you're Amish.
I don't know what's going on here.
Like a pulley system?
You cranked it down?
Okay, but why?
Why did you put it in the basement?
I would like to meet your family's architect, if I possibly could.
Dude, this is crazy.
Is your dad Willy Wonka?
I don't know.
Is it still there to this day?
No.
Ah, of course.
The mailman took it.
He's got a lot less than he should have paid.
Ah.
Probably told the same guy the same bullshit.
Tell you right now, once you get this thing running?
Once you get it up out of the basement?
It's going to be worth twice as much.
I'm telling you.
It's going to be like Wave Race on N64, I tell you.
It's a deep car.
Go ahead, buddy.
Just needed a spark plug or something.
God damn, there's no gas in this motherfucker.
God damn it, Dylan.
I told you to check the gays.
Dude, I'm so confused still.
If you have to know, that's garbage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give him a nice round of applause, everybody.
Also, you know, we really breezed over him keeping the mail on the Wave Runner
in the basement.
Some things are better left unsaid.
Sounds like a cool dad.
This guy's got fucking jet skis and reefer.
If you're smoking weed in the basement next to a Wave Runner, you're pretty
fucking cool.
I take back everything I fucking said.
I came full circle on this fucking guy.
This guy fucking rules, dude.
Dude, he's getting high next to a jet ski in a basement that's not in water.
Think about the levels of cool that is.
With a bunch of old bills on it.
I ain't paying this.
That power company will fuck itself.
He sends the jet ski to the power company.
Once you get this shit running, I'm telling you right now.
Huh?
That'd be like six months worth of fucking heat, motherfucker.
If you find any weed in there, you bring that shit back.
I picture him talking to the weed dealer.
You want to come down and look at the jet ski?
She's still down there.
Move the mail.
Get on it.
Go ahead.
There's a grown man in a basement on a jet ski.
Oh, dude.
Give him a round of applause.
Clap it up for him.
That was beautiful.
I'm sweating, dude.
That's crazy.