Name: Are You Garbage LIVE: Down South Trash!
Uploaded: 2022-03-18T17:53:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage LIVE: Down South Trash!' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are You Garbage LIVE: Down South Trash!' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-18. Transcript available.

and you stop stealing my look what the fuck yeah yeah you guys are about to go
you guys are about
to go to a timeshare together oh fuck all right we got a couple more and then
we got to get out of
here where is jake okay well he's not gonna be classy i can tell you that right
now what's up
you wearing a tie-dye hoodie my fucking dude i've never heard anybody yeah i'm
a tie-dye guy
it's kind of my fucking thing it's my personality tie-dye guy
chick are you a time traveler or something like that
oh jake's gonna kill us after the show thank you very much
jake's question is a real i've never thought of this after all the fucking
times we've done it i've
never thought of this how many cell phone numbers have you had that sounds like
a guy running from
something how many have you had that's what i want to know one but i would let
you i have four four
numbers dylan dylan new dylan newest and then i just felt dylan different yeah
delete them all you
don't need dylan in your life that's not a buddy that's called a drug dealer
okay he is not your
friend he's trying to hurt you delete his numbers and put the fucking tie-dye
shirt away
all right we got we got two more here the next one is uh where's andrew right
here how you doing
buddy oh i think i know you maybe i don't know he's like i don't know now you're
playing cool like i
don't know you fucking hang me out to dry you jerk off i never met you dude i'm
with tie-dye guy
fucking hang me out the drive i know that's what i'm saying i fucking know who
you are don't play cool
in front of all these people and you stop stealing my look what the fuck yeah
yeah you guys are about
to go you guys are about to go to a timeshare together you'll be hearing from
my lawyer
andrew uh andrew uh he goes how long how long is acceptable to have a toilet
which requires you to
remove the tank cover to pull the little lever in order to flush well if you
ask my mother it's 25 years
he's got to jiggle it jiggle a little bit take the top off jiggle it you'll be
all right he said his
answer was 10 business days by the way
that's a fucking gentleman give andrew a fucking round of applause
he likes to take it easy on the weekends i like that he's like well monday was
a bank holiday so
technically we bought ourselves so we really got 13 days technically if you
think about it
and it's already what four o'clock now so we got like 15 16 days
uh all right this next one's from kishan
over here what's up buddy how are you who you here with uh what how long is i
don't even that could
be an hour or 20 minutes i have no idea through it four hours but clap it up
for kishan yeah
and clap it up for google maps everybody thank you guys it's about three and a
half with traffic to be
honest yeah i also his girl was like it's four he's like three and i can make
it three and a half
fucking three and a half five fucking i-22 is open make it four she's driving
you know what i mean
do you do you have one of these kishan do you use a windshield heat shade in
your car
are you a time traveler what the what kind of car do you have oh
if you had like a ferrari like yeah well you got to protect the leather what
year is the civic
does it does it have a windshield let's start there guys you've been absolutely
fucking fantastic thank you so much everybody get home safe we appreciate you
that's good give
yourselves a big round of applause thank you you guys have been amazing we'll
see you soon thank you
so much have a good night and good night everybody