Name: Going to Hooters as a Kid -Are You Garbage LIVE (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-04-08T22:40:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Going to Hooters as a Kid -Are You Garbage LIVE (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Going to Hooters as a Kid -Are You Garbage LIVE (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-08. Transcript available.

All right, Chris G.
Okay.
Apparently you roll with a hype crew, I like that.
Yeah, boy!
Chris G in the house, huh?
Are you garbage if you got taken to Hooters a lot as a kid
and forced to wear Hooters shirts because kids eat free?
How many times are we talking?
What?
Who would take you, your mom or your dad?
Did you have brothers and sisters?
So there was multiple children with Hooters?
Your parents, too?
What the fuck?
And who's this, your fucking lawyer?
What the fuck?
You're the worst lawyer ever.
Yes!
He's trash!
I married him, he's a dirtbag!
I mean, forget about the T-shirts.
Forget about the...
I just picture your dad in the shorts.
You wear them, you get a free dessert.
Fuck it.
Forget about the fact that it's Hooters, your kids.
Forget about the fact that you're wearing the T-shirts.
But I don't think it's, you know, healthy for children to eat popcorn, shrimp,
and buffalo wings.
Boneless wings, that much.
Twice a week?
What the fuck, man?
Was it next door or something?
Was it next door to, like, where you...
Was there not a Denny's in your town?
What did the staff say every day?
That's a good piece of business.
Yeah.
I'll tell you something right now.
She's a keeper.
Yeah.
You guys didn't meet at Hooters, did you?
Say that one more time.
To Hooters?
Wait, you're doing that shit on vacation?
Hey, don't forget your Hooters tees!
I don't want to be paying full price, motherfuckers!
You ain't got the T-shirt, your ass ain't eating for a week.
I ain't paying those Disney World prices.
Miss, did you wear a T-shirt when you went?
Oh, my God.
I would love it if they unbuttoned and had Hooters shirts on under it.
I would run out of the fucking building.
And right to a Hooters.
All right, let's do two more, and then we've got to get out of here.
You guys have been fucking awesome.
Unbelievable.
This one is just from O'Brien, kid?
That's a very professional email, by the way.
I'm surprised it wasn't O'Brien, kid 420, or something.
6969.
What's your name, miss?
Cat.
Pat, Pat.
Okay.
Hold on, I like how Kippy thought her name was Cat.
That's pretty good.
I still don't know what it is.
That's Patricia, but her son wrote the email.
My man, $10 homie.
Thank you, sir.
He's big with the nicknames.
I like it.
I know.
You call me O'Brien, kid.
Jake, the slammer.
The tuna man.
And once Bridget.
But I don't do that shit no more.
If you got enough cash, I'll think about it.
What was the one you said?
Jammer the slammer?
What was it?
Jake the hammer?
My government name is Jake Van Damme.
Really?
He keeps doing this like he's a rapper.
Like the beat's going to drop any fucking second.
He's like, where the fuck is that goddamn DJ?
Can you say your name with your hands at your side or no?
He's like, Jake Van Damme.
Just gives his mom a stunner real quick.
Boom.
Know me now, motherfucker?
I mean, this is...
Beautiful.
And is this the whole family, Mr. Van Damme?
Is this the Van Dammes?
Is this the Van Dammes?
You got snake bite.
You got coral.
Shark's tooth.
Who are you here with, my friend?
Very nice.
What's up, brother?
Good to see you, man.
Ladies, how are you?
Good to see you tonight.
Thanks for coming.
Yes.
Did you and your family have a communal washcloth
at the dinner table instead of napkins?
Do you guys want to weigh in on this?
Brother-in-law.
I don't want to do that shit.
Give it up for the motherfucking Van Dammes, ladies and gentlemen.
Guys, that's our time.
Thank you so fucking much.
We'll be outside taking pictures.
We love you.
We love you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, brother.