Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Caitlin Peluffo - Gary's Girl
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Caitlin Peluffo - Gary's Girl

Gang, before we hit the fun button in the episode, let's talk about the good
old middle-class famous tour.
Talking stand-up show, play a little AYG with the crowd.
It's a good time.
Grab the homies, grab the bozos, grab your gal, grab your guy.
Come out and see us.
We're coming everywhere.
Yeah, guys, we're going to be in Denver, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, Chicago.
Chicago.
Late show out at First Social Out.
Then we're going to be in Rosemont.
Rosemont.
Oh, baby.
Pillows.
Then we're going to Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Detroit in June.
Get those tickets.
We'll see you there.
Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find
out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is R.U. Garbage.
Sure is.
It's a little show.
We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they grew up to be
classy.
Yeah.
Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day down here at Aunt Tootie's
basement.
She's upstairs selling Girl Scout cookies.
Okay.
Said she caught a troop slipping.
All right.
So they're secondhand, real cheap, good deals.
Get them while they're in stock, gang.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week at my
Aunt Tootie bit.
He is the CEO of R.U. Garbage.
He's an international businessman.
He's my fucking boss.
Do me a favor.
Leave me a nice Yelp review.
Talk me up a little bit.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Hey, gang.
Thanks for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
And as you know, those numbers are...
Through the roof.
Cooking.
And then, God damn it.
Do you have your notes in front of me?
Patreon.com backslash.
Sorry, you're garbage.
There it is.
The greatest fucking website ever invented.
Patreon.com.
Shout out to Sam Yam and Jack Conte.
We love you guys.
Sign up.
You get bonus episodes at AYG.
Episodes of Hard Feelings, which is a completely different podcast.
Live streams.
There's a whole bunch of bonus videos on there.
We did the cribs at each one of our parents' houses.
The whole fucking nine yards.
Check it out.
Plus, a lot of drama on that Hard Feelings.
You got to check it out.
They're nail biters over there.
Also, Fat Court Season 2 is upon us.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
And I will not fail this time.
And there's a lot of money on the line.
About five jihads.
And I ain't got it.
Speaking of not having it, how about a nice quick shout out to our producer
extraordinaire,
the magic man.
One of my best pals.
He's my driving in buddy.
We drive to work together.
And you were late today.
That's because we were smooching in traffic.
Give it up for T-Bone McScruffins.
Toby McMullen, everybody.
What's up, dudes?
What up, T-Bone?
We were late.
I got a ride with the boss, and I still felt like I was in trouble.
Yeah.
Well, you didn't ride with him with me, so you were in trouble.
We were in my mom's car.
Proper in my mom's car.
I got the Explorer up here while the Latitude's getting worked on.
But that's either here or there.
Explore how to be a loser.
Gang, we could not be more excited.
And I couldn't be more serious.
We could not be more excited to have our very special guest here with us for
the first time.
She is a very funny stand-up comedian podcaster.
She's a worker.
She performs all over the country.
You've seen her on a late show with Stephen Colbert, and she has her own
amazing podcast called Good Time Gal.
She's literally everybody's favorite comic.
Everybody talks about her.
She's a good hang.
Everybody fucking loves her.
She's a great hang.
We started out in the village together.
We climbed out of that dump together, doing open mics down there.
But the big question in my mind today, is she garbage?
I got to say, about two or three months ago, I saw her take down an order of
wings like a chupacabra.
But we're going to go through the motions and check it out.
Bones and all.
Give it up for the one, the only.
Caleb Palufo, everybody.
Hey, Paluf.
Holy hell.
Hello.
Paluf.
I'm feeling good.
This is good.
This is a hot one, baby.
You guys are great.
Good to see you, buddy.
I love this little back and forth.
I might actually listen to this thing.
I might check these losers out.
Yeah.
You had bitch on the intro?
What was that?
We'll put that in a post, Paluf.
She loves wings, and she's a hot bitch.
That's my kind of girl.
Hey, who doesn't want that?
Buddy, thank you so much for coming in.
Thanks for having me.
This is thrilling.
This is great.
I remember we met at the Village Lantern.
You would just start a comedy, right?
Yeah, I was a baby bird.
Fucking took off like a rocket, man.
Everybody loves you.
You're absolutely fantastic.
Everybody loves you guys.
Oh, stop it.
You sweet boys.
Only the people that don't know me.
Yeah, it's very funny.
Everybody loves us, but the three of us hate each other.
So it's a great dynamic, rightly so.
Give us the back story.
Fill us in.
Okay.
Where are you from?
You're a Cali girl.
I'm a Cali girl.
I am.
I'm from San Francisco suburb.
Really?
Yes.
I thought you were from Queens for some reason.
I know.
I've been here for 13 years.
Okay.
Really?
Yeah, I've been here for a long time.
Love it.
Really?
Before you did comedy?
Before I did comedy.
Yeah.
This is going to be a juicy one.
Oh, juice baby.
The amount of times I've blacked out in this city is overwhelming.
It's a lot.
It's a problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So hit us.
You grew up in proper San Francisco in the city?
No, suburbs.
San Bruno, California.
Yeah, you know, we have the airport, okay?
Is that where we flew into San Bruno probably?
Yeah, if you flew into SFO, you were in my backyard, baby.
You lived by the airport, huh?
Oh, yeah.
I thought I could smell something.
Yeah, by the airport ain't great.
No, no, no.
We got an Artichoke Joe's, which is a casino.
What the fuck is that?
It's a casino.
An artichoke sounds like a pizza place.
That's terrible.
Nope, not at all.
That's the name of the casino, Artichoke Joe's?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't rip you off.
No, they'll get you.
Artichoke Joe's.
We're going to rob you and you know it.
Yeah, during COVID, they even had the plexiglass and they did a tent outside so
people could
still come and gamble.
Yikes.
You guys ever go to eat there as a family?
No, no, no, no.
My mom wouldn't allow it.
My dad, he doesn't care.
He's just along for the ride.
Dad stopped caring at a certain time.
They're like, I'll eat out of the trash.
They just genuinely stopped giving a fuck.
Yeah, that's Gary right there.
Are you Gary?
He could be the first contestant.
We want to do a spinoff show instead of Are You Garbage?
It's called Are You Gary?
We bring three guys in and people have to figure out which one's name's Gary by
a bunch of questions.
Yeah, I think that's...
Because Gary's are very specific, as you would know.
Yeah, very specific.
They have a dog training camp in their backyard that they built from scratch.
Wait, your dad's a dog trainer?
No, but he wants to be.
Oh, man.
He really likes his dogs and so he built a training ground.
Yeah, I'm opening up my own hospital.
Really?
He's got like the up and down ramps.
Does he have the tube?
Yeah, he's got the tube and then his dog died and so he replaced it with a
putting green.
Oh, my God.
Did he die on the course?
No, no.
That's a write-off.
No, he died under the porch.
Oh, man.
With dignity.
Did he use the ramps and stuff to make a mini golf course?
Because that's a good time.
No, I think he put a wishing well on top of one of the ramps, but then there's
a putting green.
Back this up a little boy.
This guy spends a lot of time at Home Depot.
You're in the suburbs in San Francisco.
Uh-huh.
Single family home?
Sounds like you live in a fun house.
If I'm guessing.
Sounds like circus folk to me.
Oh, yeah.
We're very close.
But, yeah, single family home.
How many brothers and sisters do you have?
Two sisters.
Older, one younger.
Oh, you're the middle child.
Middle baby.
What's the separation there?
Older sisters, five years older.
Younger sisters, eight years younger.
Oh, baby.
Someone was a mistake.
I'm not saying which one.
Late night accident, huh?
Wowza.
A little too much fun out there at the dog track.
Whatever you got going on in that backyard.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And what does your mom and dad do professionally?
Professionally speaking.
My dad is a cabinet refinisher.
Okay.
And my mom.
He's a handy.
He's a handy.
Very handy, yes.
And he's been doing that since he was 18.
He's got very bad knees.
They always do.
They get real bowled.
Yeah.
A couple of uncles.
High-end stuff we're talking?
High-end.
Very high-end.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a craftsman.
He's an artisan.
I would say so.
Yeah, and he's the lead finisher.
So I used to have to work at his cabinet making shop.
So was my wife.
Okay.
She's a whore.
I was going to say.
Toby, you might have to cut that.
That says something about you.
I feel like, yeah, someone's good at the old Smoochie Smoochie Downtown.
Oh, I don't know about that.
I think you got it in him.
You seem like an eater.
Yeah.
Smoochie Smoochie Downtown.
That's why Artichoke Joe's, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They sell it.
Smoochie Smoochie Downtown.
It's the side.
The bad side.
All right, here we go.
Digging for oil, fatty.
You get in there.
What'd your mom do?
My mom was a teacher, a second grade teacher.
Nice.
She's just retired, though.
She's all free.
Very nice.
Hacking it in, relaxing.
What do your two sisters do?
Older sister is a school nurse.
Okay.
Yes, and married rich.
Nice.
Love that.
Yeah, really happy for it.
Tech money?
No, no, no.
Country money.
Country?
He's like a driller.
Like an oil driller.
Not an oil driller, but he drills for economics.
I don't, if you, you couldn't pay me right now to tell me what to do.
I don't know what he does.
But I know he has rigs and he drills.
So he's hillbilly rich.
Yes, hillbilly rich.
There we go.
Do they live out in San Fran?
They live in Sacramento, the suburbs of Sacramento, on like a farm.
Okay.
Yes.
Very nice.
Yeah, they have a pool house.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That's country money.
That's country money.
Not billiards, like an actual swimming pool.
No, they have billiards.
Really?
And they have a swimming pool and a tennis court.
Whoa.
I know, I know, I know.
Yikes.
But he also fishes and wears a lot of camo, so let's not get crazy.
No teeth.
I know.
All right.
And get to the...
Younger sister?
No, I was going to ask you, how does your dad start doing dog training?
Well, he...
What kind of dog was it?
It was a, oh my God, a miniature schnauzer.
He was only training his dog.
Only training his dog.
For what?
Like MMA?
What was he trying to...
I think he just like really got into it.
Depression's a hell of a thing.
Okay?
Hey, listen, I'm big on you got to fill the time somehow.
There's a lot of stagnant, slow times.
When did he start doing this?
He started doing it maybe like six, seven years ago.
Okay.
And he took a class and he really got into it.
He loved it.
Big fan of the class.
And so he was training his dog, Ryder, sweet boy.
Had he already had the dog?
He had already had the dog.
Yes.
He wasn't training other people's dogs.
He was training...
Okay.
Just his one dog.
He just wanted his dog to be the best dog it possibly could.
But my dad is like a recluse.
He does not like being around people.
Okay.
And so he just basically built that track in his backyard so that he wouldn't
have to go
to the track and deal with people.
Wow.
Yeah.
Your mom and dad still together?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Still in love.
Okay.
Ish.
I think.
Yeah.
They're doing good.
Still going to smoochie, smoochie downtown.
Oh, yeah.
That's the one thing that never stopped.
They do the smoochie, smoochie downtown all the time.
I don't know.
If you spend a lot of time in the backyard building racetracks for your dog...
So