Name: Dad Gets Caught Drinking: Are You Garbage LIVE - Stand Up Comedy Club (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-05-07T21:28:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dad Gets Caught Drinking: Are You Garbage LIVE - Stand Up Comedy Club (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dad Gets Caught Drinking: Are You Garbage LIVE - Stand Up Comedy Club (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-07. Transcript available.

all right where's nick s the gate there he is what's up bud how are you there's
the squad
what's up fellas good to see you how you doing man what's that credit score
like tell us go ahead
800 900 690 all right that's my kind of guy right there i'm a 670 man myself so
touche
just checked this morning you remember what you got in your sats of course you
don't yeah thank you
what's your favorite kind of gatorade
all right it's a gentleman answer gentlemen this was girl class like she was on
prices right like
501 yeah better dollar
you got a favorite fast food spot wendy's mcdonald's burger king he's in good
shape though this guy
compared chipotle get this
fucking piece of shit i like sweet greens
fucking tackle you you son of a
next question ever been in the car when one of your parents got a dui
this is why we play the game this is what we flew to denver for baby
holy shit nikki how old were you
so there's so there was no chance of your dad being like tell him you were
driving
now i understand the sat score
holy holy what kind of car were you
yeah it was i didn't think it was a lamborghini
holy
shit a buick le saber dui 8am
that's profiling right there it's egregious that's fucking bullshit dude
how did you get to school after that i assume they didn't let him go right i
don't think he ever went
back
yeah that's not wait one at nine a.m taking you to school isn't your first deal
you've been around the block you have your license and registration in your
hand when you drive
carl good to see you again here you go got me dead to rights
hey that's a snow day right there baby
your dad gets a dui you don't gotta sit through social studies i can tell you
that
i don't give a about the louisiana purchase i got no dad right now
that's awesome one more time
i mean what the dude