Name: The Trashiest Family Ever: Are You Garbage- Stand Up Comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-05-27T19:06:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Trashiest Family Ever: Are You Garbage- Stand Up Comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Trashiest Family Ever: Are You Garbage- Stand Up Comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-27. Transcript available.

Has your younger uncle...
Stop right there!
Unless it says graduated from med school early. Yeah, it's trash.
You got an Uncle Baby Billy? Goddamn.
Come here, Uncle Baby. He's 14 giving you
five bucks on your birthday?
Holy shit. It's tough.
Has your younger uncle ever tried
to get you to listen to his SoundCloud?
I mean...
That's what younger uncles do.
I'm telling you, man, it's gonna blow up.
It's really gonna blow up.
Now go to your room.
What's the age difference?
That's even weirder the closer it gets.
How does that even happen?
You should have said he was 12.
My God.
Holy shit.
And what's it? He's a rapper?
Got a good one.
That was the boyfriend right there.
Shitting on her uncle's dreams right there.
Uncle Baby don't have bars.
I'll tell you that much.
That's fantastic.
I'm talking about the straight truth right there.
What's his rap name?
It's Rail.
Rail?
Just Rail?
Like R-A-I-L?
R-A-I-L.
Of course.
When you got a Skylissa in the family...
You can't go traditional.
You don't really go up the middle with punctuation.
Goddamn, what a beautiful question.
Give her a nice round of applause.
That's a fucking home run.
Home run.
And make sure you check out Rail on SoundCloud.
Next one.
Where's Eric L?
Right here.
There we go.
Sounds like a nice gentleman right there.
No, he does not.
I have some cold hard facts over here.
This guy's pretty trashy.
Eric, what kind of work do you do, man?
Count.
Okay.
I count.
Where'd you go to school?
ASU.
Very nice.
Very nice.
What was the GPA when you graduated?
Four.
Whoa.
All right.
How's the credit score?
800.
800!
We might have some class in the building.
And a burglary suspect for after the show.
Yeah.
You're gonna get mugged in the parking lot, dude.
Like, there's that pussy now.
Get him.
Out here with a credit card.
Add this up, bitch.
Good.
All right.
I put the...
I mean, you come from garbage, I'm assuming.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Is it garbage if your mom left your dad to marry your pastor?
There's a whole lot more.
Is it garbage if your mom left your dad to marry your pastor and then your dad
married the pastor's ex-wife?
There's more.
There's more.
And then the pastor's ex-wife groomed your brother and now stepsister to
eventually marry each other.
That's like a hillbilly Yellowstone right there.
So everybody's now a hunky-dory family?
They all hate each other still?
I wonder why.
What the fuck?
You don't know who's fucking who.
Jesus Christ.
I'm pretty sure that last one was illegal.
Get up there and marry your brother, sister.
Let's go.