Name: Trashy In-laws - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up Comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-06-03T20:32:56.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashy In-laws - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up Comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-03. Transcript available.

what is the most garbage way to defrost chicken my father-in-law said to throw
it in a jacuzzi
and stated yeah that's how you do it is he jimmy buffett what the fuck that's
crazy
is that how you ate chicken growing up out of the jacuzzi chicken yes
let that chlorine flavor sink in
you don't need no probiotic in this house we're all cleaned out a little bit of
that jacuzzi water
straighten you up i just picture a family in a hot tub and then like a couple
fucking flies floating
around like well let me ask you this though you have a jacuzzi there's got to
be a little bit of
cash behind that was it attached to a pool or was it a standalone it was in the
front it was in the
front yard wasn't it bro it's probably in the living room he's not it was in
the front yard
oh my god let the neighbors take a peek
looking's for free i got five chickens in here motherfucker
two sets of titties let's go
god damn
how was the chicken
you wouldn't eat it what'd you say i don't feel well you're like i'm not eating
your fucking jacuzzi
he said that's how you do it i was like that's a way you could do it
what are we having tonight spaghetti get it in the bathtub
get them meatballs in the sink god damn it
where did he look like he's never been watching a cooking show and saw that go
down
rachel ray's never like fire up the jacuzzi we're making montreal chicken
tonight
holy fuck one time for scotty dean his wife that was beautiful
phoenix
good lord all right andrew oh
where you at andrew what's up brother how you feeling that woman just went whoo
and she's like
yeah it's me and then she goes never mind he's over there
what's up bro how are you
who are you here with brother
all right cool i like it i fucking like it
coming out and showing up
very nice how'd you get here you drive
yeah
what kind of whip you're rolling around in
what do you have like a 2012-86
that's fucking confusing
you live in an apartment or a house
oh okay
i'm sure they were thrilled you bought a brand new car
instead of moving out of their fucking house
mom it's an 86 what the fuck does that mean
and you're a piece of shit get out
did you have dinner at your parents tonight with your parents
no
okay does she leave you something out when you come home
yeah
do you heat it up in the jacuzzi what do you do
you guys are fucking insane dude
it's nuts man
look under the hood of the car i left dinner there for you
there's a couple of baked potatoes in the tailpipe
holy shit
what do you do for what do you do for a living
uh i make ice cream
yeah
all right
all right
so you're starting your own business
mom's been a business
oh
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
you leave your mom's house
go to your mom's work
come home eat your mom's dinner
go to sleep in your bed at your mom's house
it's pretty fucking good dude i can't hate on that
that's a pretty good fucking gig
you hang on to that shit as long as you can man
because he is a pretty classy guy
because his question is it garbage to have bought drugs with loose change
so you know
things are going great for andrew at the ice cream shop
ask for a raise motherfucker
yo man why is there hot fudge all over these change
what kind of drugs were you buying
just weed
just weed how much
don't tell me like a quarter pound or something
throwing up in a trunk full of quarters
give me 38 cents a kind bud motherfucker
i gotta get back to the ice cream shop
don't tell my mom i was here
holy fuck
how much was it
how much change was it
it was $20 and change
not all
jesus
who's your weed guy
the salvation army
what the fuck
that's crazy dude
what drug dealer takes $20 and change
for a gram
you just roll up with a dirty tube sock
you want to count it
or you trust me
joke's on you
there's only $17.50 in there
it'd be better if you had it in like a real nice briefcase
if I could just open it up
like it's a real professional deal
just take it easy man
take it easy
you got a coin star here by any chance dude