Name: Trash Picking Dad: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-07-06T00:13:22.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trash Picking Dad: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-06. Transcript available.

All right, your question, is it garbage if your dad goes through the trash and
convinces you to reuse tissues that are still good?
Holy shit!
Security!
Goddamn!
What are they charging for a roll of toilet paper up in this motherfucker?
I mean, I know there's supply chain issues, but goddamn!
He did this all when you were growing up, I assume?
Yeah, I did a lecture like once a week when we took out the trash, and we'd
pull them out and be like, this is still good.
What?
Still good to do what? Like to blow your nose again?
Yeah, if you want the tissue to use, it's like they're expensive, and like, use
it up.
First of all, tissues aren't expensive.
I mean, I don't know how bad, like, homeless people can get tissues.
It's not like, you know, it's not like, yeah, it's a Cadillac you're throwing
out or something.
It's tissues.
Holy shit.
Can I, can I ask something here?
Please.
Would there be a progression?
Like, if you blew your nose in it, that means that tissue was then good enough
to...
Was there a set of rules?
Wipe your ass with or something.
I mean, I was monitored while I was using the tissues, for sure.
Your dad's weird, I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
Monitored?
What are you, 11?
This is fucking Stranger Things.
And I have a strong suspicion these weren't Kleenex we were talking about,
either.
Just brown paper bags cut out?
Huh, what'd your dad do for a living?
Engineers.
Oh, no.
What?
She goes, oh, there you go.
Like, that's a known trait of engineers.
Classic engineers.
Digging through the trash, reusing tissues.
I've seen it once, I've seen it a thousand times.
I hear pilots freak out about paper towels, too.
What are you doing?
Clap it up for Leanne.
That's fucking fantastic.
Yeah, I like that one.
I like that one.
Where's Jake H?
No, I'm Jake.
My email is his question.
Okay, I'm sorry, Jake.
Yeah.
Do you guys, hold on.
You act like I was next to you when you sent it.
Let's just start here on the background check.
Do you other guys, you two other guys, do you both have email?
We got to be thorough.
You're putting jet skis in fucking hatchbacks.
I'm sorry.
He's like, what?
We have to do our job.
We have to be thorough with this.
I do have a Gmail, but I'm out of data right now.
Jeeves is really fucking me.
At midnight, I can check my emails.
You guys both have email?
All right, very cool.
Have you ever walked into a room and your cousin looks a little too good?
I didn't know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah.
When did you walk into this room?
I put that in the room.
Oh, no.
It was Thanksgiving, 98.
You fucking dirtbag.
See, now he's coming.
Now he's telling us.
You try to actually get made it up.
You're like, I haven't seen her in a while.
What's that supposed to do?
She's technically not my cousin.
She's married in, so.
She's really my sister, technically.
God damn.
Well, give it one time for Jake, guys.
Yeah.
Or, I'm sorry, Aaron, not Jake.
Jake, I apologize that I publicly put that on you.
That's real Aaron shit right there.
Thank you.
Thank you.