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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Annie Lederman Returns!

Gang, that middle-class famous tour is coming your way, and it's coming fast,
baby.
We just added a bunch of new cities.
It's a fantastic time.
Stand-up comedy show, plus we play a little AYG with the crowd.
It's a fantastic way to introduce the new bozos and the new homies to the show.
So get the squad and come out and see us.
Yeah, guys, in August, we're going to be in Red Bank, New Jersey.
That show is about to sell out.
Then we're going to Seattle, Portland, September.
We're going to be in Kansas City, Springfield, and St. Louis.
Then in October, we're in Nashville, Indy.
Then November, we're in Philadelphia.
Yikes, coming home.
Then December, we're in Providence, Rhode Island, and Boston.
Get those tickets.
Those shows will sell out.
See you there.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
A little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out they're
good to be classy.
Yeah.
After just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash.
I'm your host, A. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day down here at Antony's
Basement.
She's all excited.
She says our problems are over.
Tell me more.
She landed a mummer, baby.
Oh, nice.
And if you don't know what a mummer is, do yourself a favor.
Give it a goog.
Shout out to Froggy Car.
Did she knock him off the float?
Knocked him off the back of the U-Haul.
Knocked him off the bunk beds he was sleeping on, I think.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman.
He is the Prince of Park Avenue, but always the king of the boardwalk, baby.
Give it up for my best pal, KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Shout out to Wildwood, New Jersey.
Hey, guys.
Thanks for tuning in.
Check out, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube, as you know those numbers are.
True to real.
Cooking.
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So that's Are You Garbage.
Check it the fuck out.
Ooh, a lot of good stuff going on over there.
It's a good, good time.
And I'll be a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the Magic
Man.
He makes us all look good.
Give it up for Mr. Toby McMullen.
What's up, dudes?
T-Bone.
Hey, it's a fucking L.A. vibe in New York today.
I feel like we're in the back of a Cadillac with the top down, baby.
I'm about to go get my surfboard.
This girl brings the vibes.
You guys cannot surf.
I would love to see your fucking ass on a fucking surfboard.
I can shred.
There's no, at Wildwood?
Anywhere, yeah.
I'd love to see you in that brown water.
Shout out to the seaweed.
I do love, I do love.
Surfing in jeans.
I love it, I love it.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know her, you love her.
She's one of the co-hosts of the amazing podcast, Trash Tuesdays.
Give it up for Annie Letterman, everybody.
There she is.
Look at her.
The L.A. kid in town.
Look at you.
Rolled in with luggage like she was a fucking bellboy.
It's so annoying.
I know, what if I rolled in with like crew, like people bringing my luggage in?
No one really has ever rolled with a crew.
Maybe a friend or a significant other.
I'm ready.
I want an entourage.
Yeah, no hair and makeup people and fucking somebody holding an umbrella for
you.
I want it.
That's what I want.
That's what you want to do?
I watched the J-Lo documentary and I was like, I got to get a cup with a bunch
of crystals
on it.
I just watched that too.
That was pretty good.
All I thought of was like-
That looked like a $50,000 mug she was drinking.
All I thought of was like, I got to get that mug.
I know.
That was my takeaway.
That seems like a tortured life though.
It's a lot.
You're just constantly-
Yeah, you don't want that.
You're freewheeling.
You're rolling around with your luggage.
You're free spirit here and there.
The luggage is nice, by the way.
She does have a nice setup with that.
Guys, the luggage is trash.
It's got your-
No, it says unt because-
Whose initials are they?
They're not yours.
It's borrowed.
I'm poor.
No, I-
It's supposed to say unt, but the U looks like a J, but that's because it's a
joke with
my dad.
Okay.
Years ago-
Sounds like a classy guy.
Years ago, around Christmas, I was living at home and hanging out with my dad a
lot.
I was like 23.
We went to the post office.
I was going to send my friend a, I don't know, I think I was sending butt wipes
to everyone
for Christmas.
That was like my funny joke.
Okay.
How old were you?
23.
23.
23, okay.
Oh my God.
This guy's out to lunch again.
Do you want to borrow one of my coffees?
Okay.
So we're at the post office.
I'm sending this package.
My dad's done sending his stuff.
He's waiting at the door.
I'm taking away.
I'm writing my friend a little letter.
And my dad goes like, he's like, come on, honey.
Like, we're like joke in a fight, you know?
And I was like, shut the fuck up, dad.
I'm, I'll take my time.
Or we're having like a joke little thing between me and my dad.
I'm sure this is actually a screaming match.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It wasn't.
It was all fun.
And this old lady, I promise.
I had no lies here.
Um, I, this old lady, right as she was about to go, like pivots and she goes,
you know what
young lady, you're a real itch.
And my dad started, she don't want to say the B.
I don't know what itch.
I mean, it sounds like an old lady insult.
You're an itch.
I assume maybe she wanted to say bitch, but that's where my dad went.
And my dad went, actually, she's more of an unt.
So that's, so that's our, that is a home run of a fucking zinger.
So then I put it as, I put it as unt.
Oh, my dad's got good ones.
One time I gained weight.
We were on a vacation.
That's a cold open right there.
Yeah.
I gained like 15 pounds.
We were on vacation.
I was diving into a dock.
I know.
I know the feeling.
I was always diving.
You know, 50, 15, 50.
I said one five, not five zero.
But, um, I was diving off the dock and midair, my dad goes, look, it's Annie
Wakeanus instead
of Greg Louganus.
That's pretty good.
He's good.
My dad's quick.
I like this guy.
Where's he at right now?
He's great.
Cutting deep on vacation, too.
He's just 80, just chilling.
Jesus.
Your dad's 80?
He's 80?
You're with an old dad?
My dad's old.
Wow.
How old was he when he had you, when he was 40?
But this is where it gets dark, okay?
Oh, God.
He's 41.
That's just a record roller.
He was 41.
We made it three minutes.
He was 41.
Okay.
That's actually not, that's how old I'm going to be.
I'm going to be an elderly mother.
Yeah.
I'm going to be an old dad, too.
I'm 46.
I remember when my dad had my younger brother, and we went to the-
I know, right?
You're going to be like a really old dad.
If I, yeah, I might be.
If you even have kids.
You two look so little.
I might be a dead dad, to be honest with you.
You look little, though.
You look young.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You got baby face.
Thank you.
He's got the skin.
I don't know if I like little, but I'll take it.
Little, young, little.
I don't know who you've been talking to.
You haven't been called little in a while.
Just take the fucking compliment, okay?
His dick gets called little all the time, I have to do, say.
Parts of him are called little.
Nobody looking me in the eye has said it.
Let's just say that.
Tall eyes, I'm healing you.
All right.
Okay.
What were you going to say?
Nothing.
So you had an old dad.
Did that-
Was there any time-
Did you ever get made fun of for having an old dad?
Like, look at Annie's old fucking dad.
Nobody made fun of me, but I was just under stress and worry all the time.
I was just always-
If my dad didn't answer, like if I was like, dad, his office was upstairs.
If he didn't answer, I was like, dad's dead.
I would like run up the stairs, like emergency style.
You know, I'm like, oh my God.
I look at it in the way that I'll be older.
I'll leave the kid earlier.
You know, I'll die earlier, but I'll be able to set him up better for the rest
of his life.
And also too-
That's a very age-fully way to spin dying young.
Hold on.
And also too, I was thinking about it-
It'll benefit the kid!
If it happens to him when he's like 20 or 21, luckily, then when he has a
family, he doesn't
got to worry about coming to see me or whether I'm in a nursing home or getting
older or whatever.
It's like, just go, listen, just eat better, you know?
Yeah, that's real fucked up.
We're trying to justify all this.
Yeah, you're trying to justify your 30-year-old kid not having to see you on
Thanksgiving?
I'm doing it on purpose, you know?
That's crazy, dude.
So he doesn't want me there eating all the turkey.
He wants a bite, too.
I know.
Man, we are in the depths of Foleyville right now.
Think of what I'm saving him on pumpkin pie, really.
You guys, I have to compliment you.
Your podcast is the best.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you very much.
It's so good.
I mean, I don't watch it, but I did watch clips of my own.
I did watch my episode.
It looks great.
Not the whole one.
God forbid I watch the whole fucking one.
I'll kill myself.
Don't watch the clip, all right?
But I love the clips.
It looks beautiful.
You guys, just the way you opened the show is so good.
Thank you.
It's like class acts with trash.
You know, trash, class acts.
We're trying to better ourselves a little bit.
I know it's so hard to stay trashy when you're fucking rich.
Guys, it's crazy.
It's fucking crazy.
Talk about new money.
All you got to do is, like, the way to stay trash is brag about it, I guess.
So, like, that's all I do.
Have you done anything stupid with the money?
Since we've seen you last, you bought anything crazy?
Let's just say, a lot of Louis Vuitton.
Holy shit.
That's fake.
It fucking isn't, bitch.
It says unt on it.
What are you talking about?
I just fucking get it.
I immediately destroy them.
Well, this is, I'm sorry, please.
What's something like that cost?
What's a Louis Vuitton purse like that cost?
I don't even know, dude.
What do you mean you don't even know?
I just give them the card.
Yeah, like Nicki Minaj, you don't look at a price tag.
I don't look at price tags.
Really?
You're there?
You're there?
That's crazy.
Listen, I'm not going to go, like, look at the biggest purse.
You know, I'm not going to go, like, I'm not going to go look at the luggage
and go,
don't just charge it.
That's over $1,000, though, right?
Oh, yeah.
Really?
Yeah, we could look it up.
Probably $2,000.
No, it's okay.
Don't look it up.
I take your word for it.
I like that.
It's pretty good.
I'm not looking at a jihad.
That's pretty good.
And what kind of equipment are you rolling with?
I have a Tesla.
Really?
I meant credit card.
What do you got?
Amex, Capital One?
Where you at?
Don't pull it.
You don't got to pull it out.
Wait, hold on.
Is that?
It twists.
Whoa.
She has a blow pop in her purse.
It's the new driver.
So everybody knows.
I think it was a tampon.
Whoa, you got that?
No, it's just my business name.
Okay.
It's my company name.
When you're rich, the number's on the back.
I got one, but it's gold.
Yeah, ours is gold.
Hers is platinum, though.
I think yours might be better.
Yeah, yours is better.
Is that a platinum?
Sure, sure, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I just got denied for a platinum, a personal platinum, by the way.
What's going on with flights?
The Sky Lounge?
We don't get in.
Oh, I was going to ask.
Sky Lounge, we don't get in because we don't have the platinum.
We're Delta.
I'm going to, this is the first year we're traveling, so.
Been kicked out of about four Delta Lounge.
Yeah, we try at every airport.
The key is to try to grab a handful of pretzels in the throat, yeah.
The thing is, I'm American.
I'm American.
They're thrown out at nicer places than this.
Okay, I'm an American girl now.
That's a little trashy.
I may switc