Name: Whole Family on TV Doctor: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-07-09T19:26:11.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Whole Family on TV Doctor: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-09. Transcript available.

Have you or anyone in your family ever been a patient on a TLC reality medicine
show?
What's the story? What was the show?
Oh, God.
That's insane that there's a show called My Feet Are Killing Me.
My goddamn back went out again.
Someone take a look at this on television.
Just go to a normal doctor, you fucking lunatics.
Tune in tonight to, does this look infected?
My son, the goiter. Goddamn.
Who was the person that you knew that was on the show?
My mother-in-law and her two sisters.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know if I'm hearing it. Is that like an acting gig or something?
Yeah. Did they audition for that?
How fucked up are your feet? Let me see them.
Just coming in to the audition, like...
They chose that because they like all three sisters being the same disease.
What's the disease?
It's just some foot fungus.
Dude, who wants to be on TV for a foot fungus?
Do they actually have it or are they pretending that they have it?
Who would pretend they have a foot fungus?
I thought it was an acting job. I don't know.
It's just my big break.
Who books that, you know?
What the fuck?
Man, you said it was your mother-in-law. Does your wife have this same affliction?
It's not biological, so now.
Again.
It's not biological.
That's what the...
That's what the TV doctor told us.
You know, the guy they pulled off the street and put a lab coat on to stare at
these hillbillies' toes.
So your mother-in-law is your wife's stepmother?
Yes.
Okay.
Wait.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, and you're going, it's not genetic, so you're good?
Oh, wow. That's something else.
She sounds like a keeper, I'll tell you that.
Yeah.
Also, when would you ask that? What date do you ask that on?
Do you have any weird fucking toe fungus going on in your family?
All right, clap it up for Timmy H one time.
Man, that was another one.
A fucking two for two.
Woo!
This one's just funny.
This is from Dom D.
Have you ever been so blitzed at the bowling alley you left with the shoes that
you ran it on your feet?
This motherfucker's out there slipping in the parking lot.
He keeps slamming on the gear.
What the fuck?
Like he just got the car washed.
Holy shit.
God damn it.
Officer, I haven't been drinking.
It's the shoes.
Put so much goddamn lacquer on these things.
Where are you, Dom?
Well, he stood up.
Sit down.
It's not an award, you bozo.
He's like, I'm right here.
You're waving like a Kennedy?
Yeah.
Man, that's fantastic.
Did you do that?
Nothing for you.
Oh, your boy.
Oh, your boy did?
You probably got some weird foot fungus.
I would go on TV and get that checked out.
Probably had no socks on either, huh?
Kid goes all fresco.
Do you wear them until you're like, fuck, I got a wedding.
Let me fucking throw on the bowling shoes.
The new Brunswick's real quick.
You got the glove on and everything.
Have you ever worn them again?
No, not yet.
Wait, you didn't go back and get your shoes?
All right, it was in Canada, so...
What the fuck?
Man.
This guy goes, I know exactly where he did that.
Like, you rented him the goddamn shoes.
He's like, Jesus, is that a nine and a half?
I know who it is.
I left them in Canada.
It's the nine and a half bandit.
We've been talking about him.
Now, did they hit you up looking for the shoes back?
Did you have to leave your license or anything?
Also, so you left your shoes there.
Yeah.
They left my shoes there.
They were Nike Roach's.
I mean, I got a pair of bowling shoes.
Never paid for bowling shoes again.
Everything is coming up, dirt ball.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're rolling in.
No need to wait in line, gang.
I'll see you over at the lanes.
He's also the friend that's pushing everybody to go bowling every night.
He's like, what, you guys want to hit a movie?
Let's go bowling, maybe.
How about that?
I got the shoes in a car.
Man.
That's fucking beautiful, bro.
Give him a round of applause, man.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?