Name: Father & Son Date Strippers: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-07-16T19:57:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Father & Son Date Strippers: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Father & Son Date Strippers: Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-16. Transcript available.

Are you garbage if you and your dad both dated strippers who worked at the same
strip club?
Oh wait, that's you now?
What's the name of the establishment?
There's only one strip club in Buffalo.
Whoa.
Relax.
It's all the same shit to me.
And it's called the Downer?
The Sun, that sounds like it's for old people.
Why your dad was there, this is making sense.
Oh, it's top tier.
Top tier, all right.
Let me get to the end.
Oh, you're going okay, you're giving me the okay.
I'm having a real hard time following this.
This isn't Yelp.
Everybody chill the fuck out.
They were like, try the sandwiches.
Tell Tiffy and I said, what up?
Everybody fucking relax.
We got it.
Did you guys, did you and your father go to this place for a while together?
You just pass in the parking lot, dad, son?
Don't forget to get milk.
No problem, pop.
Wait, the strip club was open during COVID?
I had to put a mask on my wiener.
You fell in love with a stripper in a parking lot?
Bro.
You were outdoor dining at a strip club.
Yo, if you're getting a lap dance with suntan lotion on, you're a fucking dirt
ball.
Holy shit, dude.
Now let me ask you a question.
What do you determine as a nice setup?
Holy fuck, they got folding chairs over there.
They put the goddamn pole outside.
Look at that, pa.
All right, hold on.
All right.
So you don't want to eat?
So you went there for lunch?
Yes, yes.
I also have gone to strip clubs for lunch.
I believe that as well.
I'm not fucking buying this at all.
Yeah, because there's naked ladies giving them to you.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
You got a butthole in your face.
Yeah.
The potato salad's actually really good.
Any rack of ribs is delicious when a topless broad's bringing them to you.
Okay, so what was the name of the one you dated?
The one I dated was Amber.
But I dated her before she became a stripper at that club.
But she was a stripper at another club, it sounds like.
And my father...
What was the name of the other club?
Seductions.
Okay.
Man.
I love, dude, this guy knows every strip club within a 90-mile radius.
My dad got to date to nation.
The date, the date ship.
Your dad's a stripper?
How you doing, man?
Get out of here.
What are you doing here?
See anything you like there, Spencer?
It's a date ship, so it's a different pay rate.
All right, so, yeah.
I love how you're flexing on your dad's stripper girlfriend.
This broad works brunch.
You believe that?
My girl works Friday night, 2 a.m.
Prime time.
The prime time.
So, you and your dad start going to this place.
Yo, Thanksgiving's got to be mad awkward at your place.
Everyone's got glitter on their face.
The lights are all low.
To try and catch her while she was working.
What do you mean, catch her?
No.
I just picture a bunch of them with nets, like, all right.
Bro, you are next-level garbage.
Yeah.
There's too many lights.
This is an onion.
We're never going to get to the bottom.
Dude, I fucking genuinely love the shit out of you.
You're 100% trash, and I love it.
And so is your dad.
I'm sorry.
Are you guys still dating?
No, no, no.
We split up, and then my father started dating a stripper from a different ship.
He's quoting the ship like it's an all-star game.
She was actually Pro Bowl, 1982.
You can't go there now because you're boyfriends, right?
You can't go there if you're boyfriends.
I don't know the dirtbag protocol.
He's like, there's a code amongst us.
The second they start kissing him in your mouth, you can't go.
You and the other boyfriends are in the parking lot peeking into the window.
What are you doing in here?
Amber, no.
What's the name of your dad's girlfriend?
I don't know.
She's got a bunch of different names.
Yeah, she does.
Man, you're awesome.
Dude, you are fucking awesome.
Yeah.
That's why.
Give him a round of applause.
Clap it up for the whole fucking...
Clap it up for the Canadians.