Name: Having a Urinal in the House!? - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Having a Urinal in the House!? - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-23. Transcript available.

Abby's question is it garbage to have a urinal in your house that's pretty
fucking classy if you're talking about I think that's just because I'm trashy
but
that's fucking awesome do you live in a Buffalo Wild Wings who has that her
parents have it your parents do you have a regular toilet too right you're not
taking a dump in the urinal are you yeah in a minute do you also have one of
those and dryers what's the what's the condom machine like in there you got a
guy working the door mints cologne anything I mean how did that happen that's
what I want to know your husband's a contractor or something like that I
would assume or did you hit the lottery what'd you do and what he had an extra
urinal hey you want it on the job you want to put it in there
so hold on Abby did send a picture and as well I don't know she told you that
she
sent a picture in it is way too close to the sink it is like egregiously close
to
the sink like there's no way that's up to code it looks like an Irish pub from
the
1800s it's just a big block of ice in there
what do you have like a would you change the urinal mint and stuff like that
too
yeah there's a guy come every couple of weeks smells like the airport change
the advertisements in there too
a y g's going to put it out of there
that's awesome though
oh it's beautiful do you like it
i hope you're not using it
yeah he's like well you know they're all right
you're up there like fucking Aerosmith like
that's why that's great clap it up for Abby and family everybody
that was great that was great
that was great
now we get to the real nitty-gritty kind of stuff
get the PG stuff out of the way
where's Jamie Jay at?
what's up?
I see you back there
how are you?
I'm okay
okay
that didn't sound confident
I think the edibles just kicked in
I will tell you in five minutes
who you here with buddy?
I'm here with my husband
very nice
very nice
he's also what kind of work do you do?
I'm a physician assistant
okay that's pretty nice
pretty good
that's pretty nice
she's got perks
lewds too
what'd you get in your SATs?
I couldn't tell ya
oh okay
you said assistant not physician
assistant assistant
I'm the mean one what do you want you know?
pay me a scalpel these are scissors what are you doing?
okay what's your credit score looking like?
great
it's great
oh all right pretty good
her question is
do you have any family members buried on the property?
wow
because when you're saving all that money on graveyards
tend to have a good credit score
who is where i have to know
both of my mother's parents are on their property under a little rock without a
little brush
that's nice
huh
that's actually kind of classy that means that they're going to own that
property
no it's not
a mausoleum is classy
a tomb
but doesn't that mean that they know they're going to own the property like in
perpetuity or whatever it is
like for a long time
yeah
i can't believe i pulled it to be honest with you
and i'll be honest i'm not 100 sure what it means
but but does that mean that you guys own the land
it'd be weird if they were renting
god damn it we forgot mom
shit
the landlord calls up after you leave
jamie uh
any chance there's two old people in the back here
the dog pulled them up yeah yeah yeah the dog pulled them up
there's a hand sticking out of the flower bed uh
you guys really into halloween or what's going on here
i don't think we can give you your deposit back unfortunately
man
who dug the holes
your dad that's the saddest
shit wait hold on you can't do that what are you Joe Pesci you can't just bury
people
my dad don't you gotta go to like the city and be like someone signed a death
certificate
and you ain't digging no grave with a shovel you gotta get a bobcat or
something in there
i don't think it is that's what we're talking about she's like he did it at
night time it was weird i don't know
how'd she die she was hit and headed with a shovel yeah
my dad accidentally shot her it was crazy i don't know sometimes those things
just go off
man that's something else give her a round of applause all right all right pittsburgh