Name: Dirtbag Dog Collar - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-09-10T19:50:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dirtbag Dog Collar - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dirtbag Dog Collar - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-10. Transcript available.

this is from will this just says is it garbage to throw m&ms in the toll if you
don't have coins
you treat yourself funny that's on me one of those is a peanut all right
wash down your sandwich with at lunch
holy shit m&ms oh man oh that's beautiful red bank all right okay okay where's
brian m
all right yeah this isn't going to end well
what do you do for a living oh god
red bank you're like a dirtball onion i like this this is like the world's
worst job fair
this is crazy dude you put in a regular fence i'm not qualified for that
i'm only on dogs god damn it you got a squirrel or a possum i can make you a
cage
but i can't do people fences i don't have my degree yet
you ever test out the dog fence put the collar on yourself and get close to it
no no but i've been shocked absolutely
hey you got to get those tick tock numbers up somehow huh
we used to put it around our neck and go in front of the tv it zaps you in
front of the tv
try the refrigerator next time
that's what i'm here for
i love you big guy oh this one's cuckoo bananas dude
all right let's just get to brian's this is about the ocean oh yeah is that you
or your brother
my brother's legs okay we'll get there hang on you're jumping the gun there brian
the lead over
here got to zap you my brother's legs
ever sit in the ocean waist deep in a hefty bag because you have two broken
legs from your dad
running you over in the driveway weeks before
how bad do you need to go to the beach
the fuck stay at home man did he break both of your legs
god damn what kind of car i don't think this was a mercedes
the non-convertible or convertible no convertible price or sebring
i think they made like four of those things and everyone had a donut on it
holy shit and what beach was this of course it was
let's go baby these are my people yeah i didn't think it was martha's vineyards
i'll tell you that
yeah this wasn't a stone harbor crown i picked up on how old were you when this
happened 32.
five five five your dad ran over you when you were five years old damn you must
have been a bad kid
what the fuck dude holy shit get over here little ship
was it a scented trash bag
this cast itches but this lemony smell is fantastic that lavender keeps the
sharks away i'll tell you that
all right clap it up for these two of you brothers that was all right
is it garbage oh i'm sorry where's robert f
uh what's up dude how are you front row baby look at you huh
is it garbage if your parents got together because your mom lived next door to
your dad
and his first family and she babysat my half brothers
holy p.s i was for sure born out of wedlock
fucking clapping for robert f one time give yourselves a round of applause red
bank
we fucking love you