Name: Trashiest Garage Sale - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-09-17T20:03:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashiest Garage Sale - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashiest Garage Sale - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-17. Transcript available.

ah second time around what do you go to school for brother counting that's
awesome
no that's good that's good and how do you do the first time around I assume
didn't work out you know these go for his doctorate are you picking up the
same place you left off same school or no nice is it is an online situation
okay
fair enough all right good that's a I was about to ask you how the football
teams doing this year that's the squad looking that's awesome though
congratulations they just make fun of him for five minutes not it's great that's
good hey man I didn't graduate it's all good you look like you went swimming I
just caught a glimpse of you what I had some wings before I came out here what
the fuck I've never been so shocked on stage I'm not gonna stand here for this
I'm sorry that was the fun my mind was like yeah why what the fuck yeah I got a
mozzarella stick or
something up here at least fucking something to dab it off you got an
English muffin I can soak this up there's still good butter in there like
like after you've done the pasta with the bread you're fucking you're sopping
it
I have a heart attack then you'll be sorry oh my head but that clip will be
cooking baby
oh my head hurts dude that threw me through a loop all right let's get back on
track here
uh Ryan Ryan Ryan M's question are you garbage if you only serve two beverage
options at your
wedding Bud Light and milk both both in pictures at the end of the buffet line
what are you fucking half Amish what the fuck
my sister's wedding in Wisconsin your sister's wedding
we showed up and those are the only two drink options
uh yes that is fucking major trash
let me ask you this how much you give at the wedding what kind of cash was in
the envelope
there was no
then you drink your milk and shut up
yeah you take whatever you get motherfucker
there you go
she's classy clap it up for her
also I would love if she's lying that's even better
she's like you idiot it was 200
that's great clap it up for them
fucking beautiful man thank you that was awesome
this one I don't even get ever bought a horse at a garage sale
would you sell them the horse what the fuck
he's like Gary is that you
I got you good you fucker
and I overcharged you too
could have got two horses for that
all right
fucking horse
who is it Troy
yeah
what I get
give me the story here
please
mom was at a yard sale recently
and they
recently
but they also had horses for sale
she bought a couple horses
what wait
what kind of car does she drive to the garage sale
that she can leave with horses
you leave them fuckers here
I'll be back in 20 minutes
with my son
I just pictured a hatchback
like all right everybody get in
good boy
good boy
I assume they're living in the house with you
you have a pasture
what's a horse go for at a garage sale
and do you bargain
you're like I'll give you a nickel
throw in those three old playboys
and we got a deal
$15
$15
you're not rolling up the fucking yard sales
fucking thick like that
yeah who's she
Gary V
what the fuck
yeah no shit
shows up with $10,000
at a fucking garage sale
I can flip these horses for $2,000 easy
what the fuck
it's called arbitrage
give me those cabbage bags
I sold them on Amazon for $15,000
made a killing
holy shit
that is fucking beautiful
give him a round of applause
god damn
Thank you.