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Shall we wait on you cold sip of refreshing water?
I want to squeeze that in your face so fucking bad.
What's up, motherfuckers?
We're back with some motherfucking feelings.
Gang, welcome back to these hard motherfucking feelings.
I'm your host, Kevin James Ryan.
With me, as always, the greatest comedian of all time.
Toby McMullin.
The king of the one-liners.
Gang, welcome back to Hard Feelings.
I'm your host, H. Foley.
This week, got Kevin James Ryan in the building.
Say hi to the folks out there.
Try to mop you up.
I don't like this.
I don't like that you're telling me to do stuff.
What's up, everybody?
Do it anyway.
Yeah.
Oh, I got to say hi to the fucking homies.
Of course.
$10 homies, the $20 homies, the $50 homies.
The lifeline.
The bloodline.
Fucking love these.
I'd go to the mattresses for you bozos.
Oh, yeah.
If anybody bothering you, give us a call.
We'll go down there and get our asses kicked for you.
I'll get beat up in front of you.
Yeah.
And a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, Toby McMullen,
everybody.
What's up?
What's up, T-Belanius?
Good man.
Got the new fucking headphones for us.
Cleaned up the studio.
Real fucking nice.
Yeah.
Chipped in while we were gone.
Good man.
Yeah.
Fucking fantastic time.
We're here.
We were out in L.A.
I was down the shore.
We got a lot to cover this week.
Sure.
A lot of things going on.
Probably kick it off with me, huh?
Yeah.
Kick you out of here.
Anyway, so me and the cat got real cuddly.
See, there I am playing Fortnite.
No.
Peach is on its way.
No.
Shows up.
There's no wings.
I was like, listen.
No, it was Taco Bell and Call of Duty, dickhead.
That's how you did it all weekend?
Tell you, I took that Twitch.
I got that thing home.
I'm fucking all over Switch.
Whatever it's called.
Playing that Mario Kart with a lady.
Check in, will you?
I'm with a good time.
Yeah, I'm sure that gets her all wet.
Mario Kart with an old man.
Mario Kart.
Mario Kart.
I play Luigi.
Just Luigi.
You got a fucking problem?
I don't know.
You got a fucking problem?
Uh-uh, no.
You got something to kick things off?
You got any beef?
I played wiffle ball.
Somebody get him out of here.
Jesus Christ.
I got something.
By yourself.
No, I have.
Watch this.
Pop up.
You run out and grab it.
I got something.
You were all pissy with me the one night in LA because I was seepy time.
Yeah, I mean.
He's not good with the, he likes things on his terms.
No, that's not the term.
We agree to terms and then you just throw those out.
I got tired.
Okay.
And I wanted to let him stay and hang out with his friends over there at the
Kennedy store.
But my phone was dying.
You see how he said, you're mad.
Let me tell you.
Let me control this narrative as to why you were mad.
What am I, an idiot?
I'm not controlling the narrative.
It's the first thing you do after you take out communications.
Cut down the fucking, cut down the energy supply.
Fucking float a bridge, will you?
You take out the fuel dumps and start controlling the narrative.
I mean, sure.
From your perspective, you were like, I want to go home.
And I was like, just wait a half hour or something is what I said.
When you're tie-tie, a half hour.
Okay.
But let's, let's beep, beep, beep.
Let's back this up.
I don't know about fucking five hours.
It's like four o'clock.
We're like, what do you want to do?
We did something during the day.
We had a pod or something.
We did something during the day.
You know, like we both go back to our respective quarters.
At the Tommy Hotel.
It's like you guys wish on a monkey paw.
And they're like, we'll give you success, but you have to hang out all the time.
I know.
It's not great.
No, I love it.
But, you know, this is just a very foley thing.
So it's like four, right?
And we go like, maybe, I think it was even like two.
It was like early in the afternoon.
We're like, let's go fucking shut it down for a couple hours.
We did this a couple of times in Los Angeles and it was all right.
Yeah, we're like, we'll go shut it down for a couple hours, you know, whatever,
whatever.
So like two turns to four.
For the record, hang on.
Hotel room, about 32 degrees.
Yeah, it was chilly, willy penguin.
Where'd you guys say?
The Tommy Hotel.
The Tommy, not the Thompson.
That's how things kicked off.
Yeah, I did drop the ball.
I'll give you that.
Dropped the ball in the hotel.
But we'll just give the full rundown.
All right, hold on.
Let me just get this story out before I fucking bamboozled you.
I see what you're trying to do.
So two turns to four, turns to six.
We're supposed to meet Josh Potter, former guest, good old pal,
at the Comedy Store for some beers and some Bernie's.
There's no one better to have beers and Bernie's outside with than Josh Potter.
He's a good man.
He's a good guy.
So we go.
He'd be great in a foxhole if he could see the fucking head of me.
Oh, man.
He'd be shooting you and stuff.
His eyesight's a little tweak, that kid.
No, so.
Like hanging out with Daredevil.
Just feeling your face.
Love you, buddy.
Kevin, you foot on weight.
I fucking love you.
Salt of the earth, that man.
Yeah, he's great.
So at like seven, right?
So now it's like nine.
Like we got to leave.
You figure we agree that we're meeting Potter at nine.
The last night in question was like the second day in.
Hold on.
We were meeting Potter at nine, right?
So like.
We part ways at two, say let's go shut it down.
Seven rolls around.
There was never a definite time.
I know, but seven.
No, nine.
No, we said we're going to meet Potter at nine.
Yeah, we're going to meet Potter at nine.
There was no talk at dinner.
So seven.
I understand.
But you know, so seven rolls around.
I got to pick and choose on my five hours later.
Yeah.
So seven rolls around.
I got nothing from like, hey, what up?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Half hour goes by.
I know that he's sleeping.
Seven thirty.
I'm not like we got to leave in like an hour.
Right.
Like takes 45 or takes 15.
We got to leave at eight thirty to get there at nine.
I was in a little place called night night town.
So then eight rolls around and I go, hey, man, I'm I got to get out of this
fucking hotel
room now.
Like I'm like, I'm tired or jet lagged or whatever.
I'm like, I got to fuck.
I'm going to get moving here.
So I'm just crawling the walls the whole trip.
He's texting me at five in the morning.
I can't sleep.
What are you doing?
I never did that.
I mean, pancakes.
I think I'm doing it.
I never texted you at five a.m.
Six.
Hey, I'm going for a while.
I'll show you the text.
I said, I'm going to seven eleven.
You need anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I do my friend a favor, but it was early.
Yeah.
So, yeah, you were also up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what's your point?
I mean, when I was going back to bed, here we go.
Yeah.
So, dude, eight o'clock, nothing like radio silent to the point where it's like
eight
forty five.
And he's like, where are you at?
And I'm like, what?
Are we still meeting at nine?
You had a real to a real just woke up to.
He went and had dinner alone.
What else am I going to do?
You threw a traveling salesman.
You threw out an okay in the group text yesterday, by the way.
That made me want to.
Me?
Fully.
Yeah.
I don't do okays.
Made me want to throw you off of a bridge.
Okay.
Never do it.
He just did it again in real life.
The most condescending shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
What was the okay for?
You were like, we were like, do we want to record it too?
And I was like, yeah, sounds great.
And then you were like, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That sounds good.
No.
It wasn't okay.
That sounds good.
It was just okay.
So no okays are okay anymore.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I've done a lot of.
Yeah.
Now we're canceling okays.
Okay.
All right.
I've done a lot of research on, a lot of thought on his language that he uses.
The psychology of a bad man.
This fucking sucks, dude.
And the problem is sometimes he does just mean okay.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Right.
But he also, the thing is he also uses okay as a weapon.
Yes.
I'm fucking snubbing you.
Which, so when you do get it, you're, he's fucking conditioned you to be like,
this fucking
cocksucker is a jerk off because he does know how to use it.
It ruined my day.
Yeah.
He does know how to use it to really piss you off.
Yes.
You're also the only guy I know that like tries to piss people off like that.
Which is crazy.
I've thought about that a lot.
I don't think so.
Okay.
We just said, we just said you do that.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
That, you also send some dot, dot, dots sometimes.
We went over this.
I sent dot, dot, dots once and that was during a war.
I don't, you're the only one.
You start the war.
Then we're in a war.
And I get yelled at for being, for screaming at you.
Hey, you gotta do something to push the stock market up.
You know what I mean?
A little rattling hum.
You gotta treat, learn you how to do fucking Sudoku puzzles.
You gotta wag the dog a little bit.
So it's 15 minutes till meet up.
And this guy's talking about a lobby call, which obviously would have been at
least eight.
By the way, seven, something.
Let's meet up, have a Bernie, a coffee.
You want to go get a bus, anything.
But then he's like, are we still meeting?
It's like, I'm the bad guy for him sleeping till nine.
I was okay with sleeping till nine.
I was upset that you were by yourself for a little bit.
That was because of you.
And you had to have dinner alone.
Also, I went to the worst fucking, dude.
I've never seen so much bad service.
We fit in like fucking two screws on a peg or whatever it is over there.
What?
We look like bozos.
Where?
Me and him trying to hit the rooftop bar at fucking this swanky place under the
Hollywood sign.
Yikes.
Yeah.
Looking like a couple of caps.
I know.
Did I tell you about that?
We literally went over to the corner where nobody, it was like back behind like
the service elevator.
The only thing we needed was a picture of a missing girl.
Yeah.
And we would have been fucking, I'm telling you right now.
It was, it was, we were not two cool guys on a rooftop bar.
You see this go around anywhere?
Yeah.
That, how I got heckled at the rooftop bar, I say that when we were in there?
Where?
I, well, last time we were in LA.
I'm sorry, yeah, what?
I was, I was walking, we were leaving the pool.
I had a towel around my shoulders, no shirt.
And some guy who worked at the, you had to walk through the restaurant to get
to the elevator to get down to the rooms.
Oh, that's bad.
And a guy walks by, works at the restaurant and goes, eh, Stripes were in this
year, doing, looking good, buddy.
I was like, God damn.
Pussy.
Dead to rights.
But we did have a good, we did have a good hang, all in all.
No, no even, uh.
Wait, so what happened with the 845?
No, he finally just shows up and then we go, then we get to the comedy store.
It's about 10?
At this point, so we've been there an hour.
The whole gang's there.
Gillis, fucking Jeremiah Watkins, our old pal John McHugh for every single
years.
John Nunn, Irene Morales.
The whole gang.
The whole fucking gaggles, they were all hanging.
Jeremiah.
I said Jeremiah.
Yeah.
He was also there.
And you know who was on stage?
Jeremiah.
You know who was on stage?
Sebastian.
Sebastian.
They had the window open, I could see the stars in there.
He was, dude, he was sitting there like he belonged on a fucking star tour,
like on the bus.
He's gone.
He's right there.
I see him.
He's right there.
I'm like, fucking act like you've been here before, all right?
Tight fit, nice sweater, fit perfectly, expensive jeans, hair was perfect.
He was in there killing.
But sometimes when you over nap, the nap stays with you and you're seepy.
So I started getting seepier.
So I said, hey, I want to get out of here.
Problem was my phone was at 5%.
So he's going, I want to get out of here.
I go, all right.
Can you get me an Uber?
He goes, get me an Uber.
It's all going to the same car.
It's not like you're paying for the Uber.
It's not that big of a deal.
I know, but this is the thing.
We go to a place together.
I meet up with you late.
You ice me all day on a hang because you're napping, which is fine.
Then we link up.
It's 9 o'clock.
We go somewhere for an hour.
And then you're like, I want to go.
And I'm like, just fucking hang for like a half hour.
Like, we just got here.
But what was wrong with you just taking a car later on and you doing your thing
and me doing my thing?
Yeah, sure.
Which was fine.
I said, yeah, call a car.
But then he goes, he, but this is the 8-fold thing.
That's where the Irish dysfunction comes out of now.
I can't even take a, I can't, he can't even get himself a car.
We were fighting like a couple.
He goes, I want to go home.
I go, then go.
And he goes, can you get me a car?
Just wait for me.
We'll leave together.
Yeah, just wait.
It's a half hour.
Half hour I had to wait.
That turned into 45 minutes.
So sorry.
We got back there.
Well, your hour nap turned into five hours and iced me.
I was alone.
I could have been taken by a pack of homeless people out there.
They're all over the streets, man.
I went to a 7-Eleven at fucking 6 a.m.
I almost turned around twice.
It was a block away.
It was that fucking wacko out there.
But when we got there, it was all glitz and glamour.
We get there.
The flight's coming in late.
We go straight to the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Clancy joint to meet Mr. Tim Dillon.
Tim Dillon and Mr. Ben was also there.
Shout out to Ben.
Ben's a sweetheart.
Tall drink of water, tight jeans, fucking nice blazer.
Looked like he's running the whole coast.
It's fucking sharp.
We meet them there.
They're a couple minutes late.
He says, go downstairs to the Cafe Cabana next to the pool.
Also, first of all, we have to check.
So we're coming straight from the airport.
We have our luggage.
We have to check our luggage at the hotel that we're not staying at.
It's a different world.
It's not like just going to like a nice hotel.
It's a completely different world.
I've never experienced anything like that.
Everybody was smoking hot.
Just cars pulling up with fucking hot Bruins.
We get dropped off.
And then we don't even get like, he stops like, there was like a little traffic
at the valet.
So we get out like, you know, I don't know, five cars back.
Let's see the whole scene.
And so we're like stepped back.
Like we're like by the parking lot a little bit, just smoking.
We got our luggage.
You know what I mean?
It's just like.
I got my CPAP machine.
He's got a CPAP machine in his hand.
It's a bad look.
People are just like, so what radio station did you win these tickets from?
Yes.
It looked like, yes.
Y'all do laundry?
Looks like we got in the wrong Uber and we got dropped off there.
Well, we actually won the Showcase Showdown.
We got a week at the world famous Beverly Hills Hotel.
We're off to Acapulco tomorrow.

PATREON! Hard Feelings: LA Bozos (Are You Garbage)

Shall we wait on you cold sip of refreshing water?
I want to squeeze that in your face so fucking bad.
What's up, motherfuckers?
We're back with some motherfucking feelings.
Gang, welcome back to these hard motherfucking feelings.
I'm your host, Kevin James Ryan.
With me, as always, the greatest comedian of all time.
Toby McMullin.
The king of the one-liners.
Gang, welcome back to Hard Feelings.
I'm your host, H. Foley.
This week, got Kevin James Ryan in the building.
Say hi to the folks out there.
Try to mop you up.
I don't like this.
I don't like that you're telling me to do stuff.
What's up, everybody?
Do it anyway.
Yeah.
Oh, I got to say hi to the fucking homies.
Of course.
$10 homies, the $20 homies, the $50 homies.
The lifeline.
The bloodline.
Fucking love these.
I'd go to the mattresses for you bozos.
Oh, yeah.
If anybody bothering you, give us a call.
We'll go down there and get our asses kicked for you.
I'll get beat up in front of you.
Yeah.
And a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, Toby McMullen,
everybody.
What's up?
What's up, T-Belanius?
Good man.
Got the new fucking headphones for us.
Cleaned up the studio.
Real fucking nice.
Yeah.
Chipped in while we were gone.
Good man.
Yeah.
Fucking fantastic time.
We're here.
We were out in L.A.
I was down the shore.
We got a lot to cover this week.
Sure.
A lot of things going on.
Probably kick it off with me, huh?
Yeah.
Kick you out of here.
Anyway, so me and the cat got real cuddly.
See, there I am playing Fortnite.
No.
Peach is on its way.
No.
Shows up.
There's no wings.
I was like, listen.
No, it was Taco Bell and Call of Duty, dickhead.
That's how you did it all weekend?
Tell you, I took that Twitch.
I got that thing home.
I'm fucking all over Switch.
Whatever it's called.
Playing that Mario Kart with a lady.
Check in, will you?
I'm with a good time.
Yeah, I'm sure that gets her all wet.
Mario Kart with an old man.
Mario Kart.
Mario Kart.
I play Luigi.
Just Luigi.
You got a fucking problem?
I don't know.
You got a fucking problem?
Uh-uh, no.
You got something to kick things off?
You got any beef?
I played wiffle ball.
Somebody get him out of here.
Jesus Christ.
I got something.
By yourself.
No, I have.
Watch this.
Pop up.
You run out and grab it.
I got something.
You were all pissy with me the one night in LA because I was seepy time.
Yeah, I mean.
He's not good with the, he likes things on his terms.
No, that's not the term.
We agree to terms and then you just throw those out.
I got tired.
Okay.
And I wanted to let him stay and hang out with his friends over there at the
Kennedy store.
But my phone was dying.
You see how he said, you're mad.
Let me tell you.
Let me control this narrative as to why you were mad.
What am I, an idiot?
I'm not controlling the narrative.
It's the first thing you do after you take out communications.
Cut down the fucking, cut down the energy supply.
Fucking float a bridge, will you?
You take out the fuel dumps and start controlling the narrative.
I mean, sure.
From your perspective, you were like, I want to go home.
And I was like, just wait a half hour or something is what I said.
When you're tie-tie, a half hour.
Okay.
But let's, let's beep, beep, beep.
Let's back this up.
I don't know about fucking five hours.
It's like four o'clock.
We're like, what do you want to do?
We did something during the day.
We had a pod or something.
We did something during the day.
You know, like we both go back to our respective quarters.
At the Tommy Hotel.
It's like you guys wish on a monkey paw.
And they're like, we'll give you success, but you have to hang out all the time.
I know.
It's not great.
No, I love it.
But, you know, this is just a very foley thing.
So it's like four, right?
And we go like, maybe, I think it was even like two.
It was like early in the afternoon.
We're like, let's go fucking shut it down for a couple hours.
We did this a couple of times in Los Angeles and it was all right.
Yeah, we're like, we'll go shut it down for a couple hours, you know, whatever,
whatever.
So like two turns to four.
For the record, hang on.
Hotel room, about 32 degrees.
Yeah, it was chilly, willy penguin.
Where'd you guys say?
The Tommy Hotel.
The Tommy, not the Thompson.
That's how things kicked off.
Yeah, I did drop the ball.
I'll give you that.
Dropped the ball in the hotel.
But we'll just give the full rundown.
All right, hold on.
Let me just get this story out before I fucking bamboozled you.
I see what you're trying to do.
So two turns to four, turns to six.
We're supposed to meet Josh Potter, former guest, good old pal,
at the Comedy Store for some beers and some Bernie's.
There's no one better to have beers and Bernie's outside with than Josh Potter.
He's a good man.
He's a good guy.
So we go.
He'd be great in a foxhole if he could see the fucking head of me.
Oh, man.
He'd be shooting you and stuff.
His eyesight's a little tweak, that kid.
No, so.
Like hanging out with Daredevil.
Just feeling your face.
Love you, buddy.
Kevin, you foot on weight.
I fucking love you.
Salt of the earth, that man.
Yeah, he's great.
So at like seven, right?
So now it's like nine.
Like we got to leave.
You figure we agree that we're meeting Potter at nine.
The last night in question was like the second day in.
Hold on.
We were meeting Potter at nine, right?
So like.
We part ways at two, say let's go shut it down.
Seven rolls around.
There was never a definite time.
I know, but seven.
No, nine.
No, we said we're going to meet Potter at nine.
Yeah, we're going to meet Potter at nine.
There was no talk at dinner.
So seven.
I understand.
But you know, so seven rolls around.
I got to pick and choose on my five hours later.
Yeah.
So seven rolls around.
I got nothing from like, hey, what up?
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Half hour goes by.
I know that he's sleeping.
Seven thirty.
I'm not like we got to leave in like an hour.
Right.
Like takes 45 or takes 15.
We got to leave at eight thirty to get there at nine.
I was in a little place called night night town.
So then eight rolls around and I go, hey, man, I'm I got to get out of this
fucking hotel
room now.
Like I'm like, I'm tired or jet lagged or whatever.
I'm like, I got to fuck.
I'm going to get moving here.
So I'm just crawling the walls the whole trip.
He's texting me at five in the morning.
I can't sleep.
What are you doing?
I never did that.
I mean, pancakes.
I think I'm doing it.
I never texted you at five a.m.
Six.
Hey, I'm going for a while.
I'll show you the text.
I said, I'm going to seven eleven.
You need anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I do my friend a favor, but it was early.
Yeah.
So, yeah, you were also up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what's your point?
I mean, when I was going back to bed, here we go.
Yeah.
So, dude, eight o'clock, nothing like radio silent to the point where it's like
eight
forty five.
And he's like, where are you at?
And I'm like, what?
Are we still meeting at nine?
You had a real to a real just woke up to.
He went and had dinner alone.
What else am I going to do?
You threw a traveling salesman.
You threw out an okay in the group text yesterday, by the way.
That made me want to.
Me?
Fully.
Yeah.
I don't do okays.
Made me want to throw you off of a bridge.
Okay.
Never do it.
He just did it again in real life.
The most condescending shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
What was the okay for?
You were like, we were like, do we want to record it too?
And I was like, yeah, sounds great.
And then you were like, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That sounds good.
No.
It wasn't okay.
That sounds good.
It was just okay.
So no okays are okay anymore.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I've done a lot of.
Yeah.
Now we're canceling okays.
Okay.
All right.
I've done a lot of research on, a lot of thought on his language that he uses.
The psychology of a bad man.
This fucking sucks, dude.
And the problem is sometimes he does just mean okay.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Right.
But he also, the thing is he also uses okay as a weapon.
Yes.
I'm fucking snubbing you.
Which, so when you do get it, you're, he's fucking conditioned you to be like,
this fucking
cocksucker is a jerk off because he does know how to use it.
It ruined my day.
Yeah.
He does know how to use it to really piss you off.
Yes.
You're also the only guy I know that like tries to piss people off like that.
Which is crazy.
I've thought about that a lot.
I don't think so.
Okay.
We just said, we just said you do that.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
That, you also send some dot, dot, dots sometimes.
We went over this.
I sent dot, dot, dots once and that was during a war.
I don't, you're the only one.
You start the war.
Then we're in a war.
And I get yelled at for being, for screaming at you.
Hey, you gotta do something to push the stock market up.
You know what I mean?
A little rattling hum.
You gotta treat, learn you how to do fucking Sudoku puzzles.
You gotta wag the dog a little bit.
So it's 15 minutes till meet up.
And this guy's talking about a lobby call, which obviously would have been at
least eight.
By the way, seven, something.
Let's meet up, have a Bernie, a coffee.
You want to go get a bus, anything.
But then he's like, are we still meeting?
It's like, I'm the bad guy for him sleeping till nine.
I was okay with sleeping till nine.
I was upset that you were by yourself for a little bit.
That was because of you.
And you had to have dinner alone.
Also, I went to the worst fucking, dude.
I've never seen so much bad service.
We fit in like fucking two screws on a peg or whatever it is over there.
What?
We look like bozos.
Where?
Me and him trying to hit the rooftop bar at fucking this swanky place under the
Hollywood sign.
Yikes.
Yeah.
Looking like a couple of caps.
I know.
Did I tell you about that?
We literally went over to the corner where nobody, it was like back behind like
the service elevator.
The only thing we needed was a picture of a missing girl.
Yeah.
And we would have been fucking, I'm telling you right now.
It was, it was, we were not two cool guys on a rooftop bar.
You see this go around anywhere?
Yeah.
That, how I got heckled at the rooftop bar, I say that when we were in there?
Where?
I, well, last time we were in LA.
I'm sorry, yeah, what?
I was, I was walking, we were leaving the pool.
I had a towel around my shoulders, no shirt.
And some guy who worked at the, you had to walk through the restaurant to get
to the elevator to get down to the rooms.
Oh, that's bad.
And a guy walks by, works at the restaurant and goes, eh, Stripes were in this
year, doing, looking good, buddy.
I was like, God damn.
Pussy.
Dead to rights.
But we did have a good, we did have a good hang, all in all.
No, no even, uh.
Wait, so what happened with the 845?
No, he finally just shows up and then we go, then we get to the comedy store.
It's about 10?
At this point, so we've been there an hour.
The whole gang's there.
Gillis, fucking Jeremiah Watkins, our old pal John McHugh for every single
years.
John Nunn, Irene Morales.
The whole gang.
The whole fucking gaggles, they were all hanging.
Jeremiah.
I said Jeremiah.
Yeah.
He was also there.
And you know who was on stage?
Jeremiah.
You know who was on stage?
Sebastian.
Sebastian.
They had the window open, I could see the stars in there.
He was, dude, he was sitting there like he belonged on a fucking star tour,
like on the bus.
He's gone.
He's right there.
I see him.
He's right there.
I'm like, fucking act like you've been here before, all right?
Tight fit, nice sweater, fit perfectly, expensive jeans, hair was perfect.
He was in there killing.
But sometimes when you over nap, the nap stays with you and you're seepy.
So I started getting seepier.
So I said, hey, I want to get out of here.
Problem was my phone was at 5%.
So he's going, I want to get out of here.
I go, all right.
Can you get me an Uber?
He goes, get me an Uber.
It's all going to the same car.
It's not like you're paying for the Uber.
It's not that big of a deal.
I know, but this is the thing.
We go to a place together.
I meet up with