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Bobby Lee: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast

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people that you know and that you love are garbage.
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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
A little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it out
there to be classy.
Uh-huh.
Or just a big old piece of trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're down here at Antony's basement.
She's upstairs.
Just got into a fistfight with the neighbor's kid.
Oh, no.
Waiting to see what happens with that.
Okay.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman.
He is not to be trifled with in the boardroom or the bedroom.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan.
Hey, gang.
Thanks for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
As you know, those numbers are.
True to rule.
Cooking.
Closing in 100,000.
Let's get it over to Hump.
And then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, patreon.com.
So, I'm sure you're garbage.
Check it the fuck out, gang.
It's a party over there.
And how about a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the magic
man.
Makes us all look good.
Works the ones and twos.
He crosses the T's.
He dots the I's.
Give it up for T-Bone McMuffin.
Toby McMullen, everybody.
What's up, everybody?
How you doing, dudes?
Yeah.
We got a fun one in here.
This guy came in hot, and I like it.
Calling T-Bone a dirty hippie.
I like it.
Taking shots early.
Gang, the long hair ain't lying, because we could not be more excited to have
our incredibly,
and I mean incredibly special guest, here with us today for the first time.
He is a legendary stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster.
And you might have-
I've never done a special.
It doesn't matter.
I know legend.
Yes, you are.
Get out of here.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
As I was saying, you may have seen him in, but not limited to, gang, sit tight,
because
it's a long one.
We got Arliss.
We got Harold and Kumar.
We got Kirby Enthusiasm.
American Dad, Pineapple Express, Paul, Family Guy, The Dictator, Arrested
Development, The
League, The Comedians, Alone Together, 10 episodes of Love on Netflix, NCIS,
Inside Job, 10 episodes
of that, Splitting Up Together, 25 episodes of that, Nature Cat, do 11 episodes,
go fuck
yourself.
How about that?
I got 10 episodes of Magnum P.I., Reservation Dogs.
I got The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Live at Gotham, Your Mom's House, WTF,
The Joe Rogan
Experience, Kill Tony, Chelsea Lately, 60 episodes of that, how you doing?
Cut the check, let's go.
I got At Midnight, Hot Ones, This Is Not Happening, The Comedy Jam, Something's
Burning,
Lights Out with David Spade, The Cabin, and of course, he is an original cast
member of
Mad TV, did 166 episodes on that groundbreaking goddamn television show, and of
course, he
is the host of Tiger Belly and the co-host of Bad Friends, but the big question
in everybody's
mind today, is he garbage?
He's dressed like an A&R man or a homeless guy, and he's got two vapes with him.
I know.
Ladies and gentlemen.
And he's dipping.
Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Buddy Lee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
First of all, can I say this, okay?
This guy's whacking, dude.
Let me tell you something, okay?
Half that shit that you just fucking rattled off, bro, right?
I'm Japanese businessman number three.
I have no lines.
You're in it, baby.
Cash the check.
You still got paid.
I'm hanging out from a tree from some Western or something, man.
I don't have good roles.
Listen, we don't kiss ass.
We give credit where credit is due.
You're a legendary comedian and actor, but can I tell you why I'm here?
Sure.
The reason, I didn't know you had hippies here.
I apologize for that.
I should have warned you, Mr. Lee.
I love Platoon.
I love, I'm telling you right now, my favorite movie is Platoon.
Turned into LBJ when he walked in.
Full metal jacket, right?
I'm pro-Vietnam War, dude.
All right.
It's the one where Asians, we won.
Yeah.
And you guys lost.
Yeah, I'm with that.
You guys fucking lost that thing, man.
We didn't win.
My dad was in Nam, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
We could hide in a tree for three weeks with one banana and survive.
Who do you think taught them that?
We didn't.
He didn't?
All right.
Shout out to the Redcoats in the Revolutionary War.
I'm not a deadhead, right?
I don't believe in flowers inside the muzzle of a gun or nothing like that, bro.
But I'm going to give you a shot, all right?
It's good to meet you.
Thank you, dog.
Hey, dude.
Look at this.
I love it.
It's all love over here, guys.
The reason why I'm with you guys is because I was in L.A. one night.
Yeah, very cool night for us.
Who's the guy that you were with?
Jeremiah Watkins.
Watkins.
Jeremiah Watkins.
Get out of here.
I love him.
So I was with you.
The smirch our friend.
Whitney called me and said, you got to meet these guys.
They're the best.
Oh, thank you.
Shout out to Whitney Cummings.
Whitney Cummings.
And then you guys went to the diner and I went with you guys.
Well, yeah.
Which, you know.
Stiffed us on the check.
Did I really?
No, no.
You tried to pay.
I tried to pay.
He tried to pay for everybody.
Yeah, but you had three ones in your wallet.
We already went over this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was an open gesture.
But we ate.
You know, I thought there was like camaraderie and we bonded.
There was, of course.
It was really.
Yeah, no, it was awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I thought, you know what?
I'm going to fuck with these guys, man.
I appreciate that.
And this is, I've been in, I'm in New York for one week and you're the only
podcast I'm doing
this.
Woo!
Oh, I'm going to cry.
We scooped him, baby.
I kept texting you.
Is that fat fuck?
Yeah, right.
He's ugly.
Said you were going to be nice.
No, I said that on the text.
This is him being nice.
This is me being nice.
But on the text, I was like, is that fat fuck going to be there?
Yeah.
Is that fat fuck friend of yours?
Yeah, yeah.
Man, me and Bobby Lee really get along.
We really get each other.
Yeah, yeah.
And we're talking about his titty milk.
Does he have titty milk?
It's fresh.
This and that.
But you know what?
I came in here today like going, I'm going to do, I'm going to come in with
love.
I appreciate that.
And sincerity and being authentic and ethnic.
And here I am.
Thanks for having me on, guys.
Buddy, come on.
We fucking love you.
I like how he clapped after his speech.
It was a good speech.
Dude.
All right.
Hold on.
Before I get into it.
I can't believe you dip.
You have three different nicotine vehicles going here.
You got dip going.
You got your Xbox vape and whatever this thing is.
Oh, my God.
This guy's got a lot going on.
I know.
What's the question?
No, you're asking because I quit smoking seven months ago.
Oh, congrats.
Yeah.
And it was like I was coughing up blood.
Jesus Christ.
Like curvy blood, like chunks of it.
I should quit.
But, you know, I.
Yeah, you think?
Yeah.
And so for four months, I didn't do anything.
But then I'm back to like vaping and doing some dippity-doo.
Okay.
What was your brand?
What cigarettes were you smoking?
I love the yellow American spirits.
Oh, an aristocrat.
Very classy.
Yeah, I'm high level.
Which I mean, when we were out, we went to a diner.
I don't know.
What's the name of the Norms or?
It was Norms.
Norms.
Shout out to Norms.
Shout out to Norms Diner.
You were very, you were like, you're like, I haven't been here in years.
That was slumming it for you.
Oh, that's bottom of the barrel.
Yeah.
Which we're going to get into.
Yeah, we'll get into it.
Extensive.
I was shocked.
I didn't know you were a little bit of a foodie kind of guy.
The kid's Hollywood.
What are you talking about?
Okay, everything's fine.
You have to understand him, you might as well be the president of Hollywood.
You get that right?
Well, I mean, can I just ask you a question then?
Yes.
You know, we're not going to reveal this to your fans and you're the people
that listen
to this, right?
Okay.
But you know, you generate some income.
Sure.
For doing this podcast.
100%.
Shout out to the homies.
Yeah, the only reason why I'm here is because I've looked at your numbers.
Right?
This guy's a straight shooter.
I like it.
Yeah, I'm a straight shooter, right?
And I'm like, okay, they're fucking with the same kind of numbers that I'm
fucking with.
Okay.
So then in my mind, I'm like, you know, oh, they're making a certain amount of
money, right?
And what I'm saying is, is that you can afford good food.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we do.
And we do from time to time.
But here's the thing.
That's in the last six months.
Oh.
All right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've been eating at Spago since the 90s.
Yeah.
Well, the reason why is because in my 20s, I was so poor.
Yeah, of course.
Right?
And I was like, I lived with nine people in a one-bedroom apartment in Silver
Lake.
Okay.
When I first moved to LA.
And my roommate, Kalisto, he's a Mexican dude, would be fucking girls next door
to me, right?
Uh-huh.
I was an incel, by the way.
Involuntary celibate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Involuntary celibate.
I could not.
Even prostitutes would turn me down.
Really?
Yeah.
Here's 500.
No, they don't.
500?
They were walking away?
No, no, no.
They wouldn't even poke at it.
They wouldn't even flick it.
They wouldn't even flick it.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll give you two to give it a peek.
Will you?
Yeah.
And in