Name: Trashy Hotel Hacks - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2022-11-05T21:02:40.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashy Hotel Hacks - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-05. Transcript available.

what kind of work do you do brother you flip houses okay somebody blew that
that guy rents for sure
yeah you bozo get your together all right get a little get a little working
capital you get
a couple of sleeve tattoos too yeah f-a-j loan or something let's go you do you
do the construction
no oh really damn this kid's all right tell you that right now all right did
you go to school
did you go to college no i'm rich pussy what are you talking about now do you
live do you own your
own home or do you rent you own nice two acres two acres and a barn and a barn
you got horses in there
pigs this took a turn okay i picture her like petting a clyde's now
she rescues potbelly pigs oh that's so sweet though from where from my house
probably
run for your lives where you little bastards going i got the syrup in my hand
your fat ass back here that's
so sweet that's so awesome yeah i can imagine i can imagine all right let's get
into it this guy's
painting himself a too good of a picture all right i'm getting turned on right
now i'll tell you that
right now his question is are you garbage if you had to leave your mom's
wedding after the ceremony
because your house arrest officer wouldn't let you go to the reception you talk
yourself up after all that
where you're really bartering with him like come on man yeah i was like 15 15
on house arrest
whoa what did you do
i think it was a little more than i was feeling pigs cocksucker
how much weed are we talking we're talking about weight
trying to get some what are you doing you still got any connects or what's
going on i think that's
that's the one thing he's being very humble about i think it was a couple of
keys of man man
kids moving that's great clapping up for ryan
all right where's joshua p at what's up there he is first day of school right
here hello right here
he's got a backpack on and all right here mr ryan and mr foley
my mom ate my lunch who are you here with buddy our wife your wife nice how
long you guys been
married uh five years five years nice popping up for that that's great
all right where was the reception church okay wait a minute this sounds like a
cult or something
you guys you had a party at the church yeah like downstairs or whatever yeah
not in the actual
yeah not like the they're the tabernacle hey there's wine back here it's some
kind of weird rich cracker let's go
he's gonna be like i shouldn't have said that about the eucharist i know it
i hope we cut that i hope we hit a bunch of turbulence on the way back you're
gonna be shitting your beds
all right all right what's your credit score looking like
he just wanted to say 69. i think you just checked on your phone right before
the show
these pussies ain't getting me i'll tell you that right now and you own your
place or you're ready
we just sold it you just sold this guy bought it okay what are you guys all
real estate mobiles out
here jesus christ you just sold your house so where you living now why virginia
if you don't mind me
asking uh living by the ocean is there an ocean in virginia i don't know who's
dumber
yeah there's an ocean i think oh yeah virginia beach stop okay nice well that's
congratulations
that's awesome hey what are you gonna do when you get there i have a seasonal
job where i come around
the shaving alpacas and llamas where are we dude
i feel like we traveled back to the 1800s by the way i'll tell you now i haven't
seen a city
anywhere that we have been they keep telling me how kansas is right over there
i haven't seen we haven't seen anything but children hospitals and sheridan
hotels
you're all fucking suspect i'm telling you and that just put the cherry on top
llama boy i'll tell
you that right now this one is insane this whole night i mean okay um
who you were joshua okay this is insane are you garbage if you leave the
plastic wrapper
on the hotel water cup when you drink from it
they reuse that dude that's crazy you really thought you were cheating the
system there
we're running this scenario what i mean what's going on there
okay so you have like three cups in the hotel room i mean i understand but why
are you doing it
faster he's got alpacas to shave he can't be tied down with plastic wrappers
who are you gary v what are
you talking about who uses those cups anyway what were you drinking out of
those cups
alpaca milk you're drinking tap water hotel tap water you're worried about
plastic
you'd be better off eating the glass what are you nuts that's crazy that's
crazy do you do that also
too wife no you got to make him stop doing that yeah that's you're you're you're
an insane person
i don't know if that's garbage but you are crazy that's quite a lot when you
shave the alpacas
you ever put like lines or anything in them
this kid's all right all right cool i like my alpaca with a bow on
Clap it up for Josh.
Yeah, that was awesome.