Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Cracked My Head Open w/ Sara Weinshenk
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Cracked My Head Open w/ Sara Weinshenk

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welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find
out if your
favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your
hosts Kevin Ryan
and H Foley hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite
new podcast this is
are you garbage oh yeah it's that little show we sit down with your favorite
comedians and we find
that the group to be classy after just a big old piece of trash I'm your host H
Foley coming at
you on a beautiful day we're down here at Aunt Tootie's basement she's upstairs
putting up the
Christmas decorations okay that she stole from the neighbor's house all right
good for her my co-host
is coming at you from right next to me god damn it one of these days he is the
CEO of are you garbage
he is an international businessman he is not to be trifled with in the boardroom
or the bedroom
gang give it up for KJ it's Kevin James Ryan let's go gang what's up thanks for
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works the ones and twos crosses the t's and dots the i's give it up for t-bone
mcmuffin toby mcmuffin
what's up dudes what's up buddy now that we gotta we gotta mind our p's and q's
on this one this broad's
got all la back in her up jesus christ got a real high society lady in here
what are you talking about
this is gonna be a cakewalk this is an open and shut case let's go gang we
couldn't be more excited and i
mean could not be more excited to have our incredibly special guest here with
us today for the first time
she is a very funny stand-up comedian actor and podcaster you may have seen her
in but not limited
to you got apartment nine you got getting dug with high you got pop pie life
fails tales from the trip
you got shank you have lights out with david spade you have how to do shit with
guido gaguz which i love
that show and you also have the joe rogan experience and she is the host of the
shank podcast and the
co-host of this bitch podcast but the big question was mine today is she
garbage let's go real
quick known associates kim cogden trash of the south florida cognizant and then
she is also a very
close associate with a young man by the name of josh potter who also refers to
himself as the roach
yeah so this is what you call a slam dunk gang but give it up for sarah wineshank
everybody let's go
let's go little la star power in here thanks for coming that's what i'm talking
about oh my god i'm so
excited to be here you guys there's not a chance in hell you can roll with
those with kim and potter
and be any and have somewhat of any class and you gotta be guilty by
association yes it's like a rico
charge you get one you get them all they all go down yeah those are two
literally of my best best
friends yeah it's crazy yeah plus potter kept going to you for the shrooms at
skank fest so i was like
yeah that's true this kid's in deep i'll tell you that um ship the backstory
what's the backstory
where are you from are you from la i'm from la but i'm from the valley
yikes so the valley's you know that's i don't trashy we don't dish it i want to
know so that is
the trashier the people in a go like in la it's like oh you're from the valley
right yeah yeah is it
an actual valley can i ask that yeah it's on the other side of the mountain or
something yeah
it's just if you are in west hollywood you just would drive through laurel
canyon and then you'd
come to the trash or the trashier side that's where it is they did it in entourage
remember they went
to the van the and drama's like get me out of here we're in the valley yeah uh
what'd your parents
do give us the whole scoop okay my dad's a lawyer all right ambulance chaser
what is it what kind
a lawyer construction a construction lawyer construction and business
litigation okay
that's what i'm talking about that's pretty good now you can't leave yeah okay
we take it all back
you're not trash and your dad seems like a great guy
your dad's a lawyer okay my mom does his bookkeeping okay all right all right
sounds like my family so
the office is in the garage for sure okay your dad's a lawyer and you're so
they always worked
together growing when you were growing up yeah all right did he do good he did
good yeah he did good
as well yeah okay brothers and sisters i have a younger sister okay all right
how far apart are you guys
uh she's three years younger than me she's three years younger was it public
school private school
private catholic school really see why that radars off here oh hey the public
schools real bad and
that's what was that or was it a religious thing no my dad's a jew my mom's
catholic they're like
catholic school's cheaper okay the jew side coming through send her to the all
girls catholic school
keep it moving i like it i respect it uh yeah because the private the regular
private school that's not
religious is very expensive sure we'll send her to the right right right right
i could see what's the
name of that school i went to this all girls high school called louisville louisville
jesus who names
a school after kentucky they're like they're like 48th in reading it's not
saint louisville or anything
like that just louisville and you know who else went there christina p went
there too oh shout out to
christina p okay wait so it's just called she's also trash though is it is it
louisville's school for
girls or something like that louisville man that's wild what was the name of
the mascot louis ck it was
uh royals what is a royal is that a bird maybe the royals yeah that's a bird it's
a bird i don't know
what it was like the kansas city royals yes that's what i would think all right
but your dad did good
so your mom basically didn't work and did he did he do uh was the office in the
home or did he have an
office he had an office he got up and went to work every day yes what'd your
mom do my mom when we
were little she stayed home and was a stay-at-home mom and then when we got
older she started doing
his book start doing his books yeah about how many people work under him at the
law office um it's just
he just has a small part um a small firm it's he's the main guy right just him
and then he has
his uh secretary okay
it's got real better calls yeah that's what i was thinking yeah
does bill burr work for your dad okay um what kind of what kind of house did
you grow up in was it
like a single family home standalone house or an apartment condo townhouse it
was an it's a nice
house it's like a four-bedroom home that my grandpa my grandpa built it really
yeah like he was the
construction guy yeah that's how my dad got into doing construction because my
grandpa was in
construction okay it's your dad's side yeah right okay so your grandfather your
grandfather did well
in construction was the rest of your family around their cousins and stuff like
that uh my cousins
yikes for sure for sure trash sure how many brothers and sisters your dad has i
like how she's selling
everybody out in the family don't talk to them well once they start trolling
you on youtube you can
drag them on any podcast oh all right here we go all right this is your dad's
side of the family
yeah so you guys aren't close no okay all right all right fair enough how about
the mom side of the
family big family small family both of them have very small families are they
both from la county as
well my mom's from queens your mom's from queens my mom's from astoria really
yeah i live in astoria
shout out to it of course maybe you can meet a lawyer one day settle down in
california start keeping
his books i like it let's go where did they meet they met okay so my this is
this is gonna be maybe
trashy sounding sure okay which is typically trashy okay it's real classy it
just sounds trashy so
my okay i'm trying to figure out how to explain this in a way that makes sense
so it doesn't sound like
we're inbred okay guys i swear to god she's they're not cousins i promise okay
so uh my mom lived in
new york and my mom's aunt moved to la and got married okay when she came to la
to visit her aunt
okay she met her aunt's new husband's son that's my dad that's yeah that's inbred
no it's not inbred
because it's different sides of the family but you're saying by law it's still
taboo either way
wait a minute that's still so your aunt married somebody who already had kids
from a previous
marriage yes and then who's my grandpa who's your grandpa wait my aunt's
husband okay so my aunt's
husband yeah is my grandpa because wait no yeah that's not right wait what we
gotta cut this what
are we doing i would be trolling you too if i was one of your wait a minute
hold on it's different
sides of the family your mom's aunt i need a tree okay so my mom grew up in new
york and her aunt grew
up in new york her aunt moves to la meets a dude all right hold on let's just
give them fake names
just so i can so aunt trish aunt trish moves to that'd be crazy if i guessed it
i'm sorry who is
your mom who is your mom's sister my it's my mom's and your mom my great aunt
yeah okay so your great
aunt so aunt trish your mom's aunt trish moves out to california meets steve
right steve has
kids two kids two kids bill and nancy uh-huh bill and your mom meet meet get
married so they're
technically step cousins if a train from new york leaves the same time as a
train from la are you
inbred yeah this louisville's really starting to make sense now so wait hold on
so that guy
is your grandfather in the sense of he's your step grandfather really he's my
grandfather because
he's my dad's dad right your mom's your mom's uncle by marriage is your dad's
dad yes okay what does
that make the aunt trashy she's she's my great aunt but then also in some ways
my grandma wow
you're way too cool about that you have an anti-grandma i still can't really
get my head
around i got it i'm there and it's not a good place so don't meet us down here
save yourself
your mom can wrap this up your mom married your aunt's husband's kid from a
previous marriage yes
so how does that make him your grandfather though oh yeah that is his yeah your
aunt married your
grandfather oh man yes and you're not even from the south this is crazy yeah
yeah by your own rules
okay all right okay okay well you're down in the count already i started out
strong but unless one of
the queen it's really gonna be tough to bounce back it's gonna be tough to
bounce back man how did they
explain when did they explain that to you as a kid they explained it to me and
they said it's gonna
seem confusing hey we're right what are you what are you what are you years old
sarah sit down and put
on a pot of coffee what are your parents say what do your mom and dad think
about it whatever it is
they think it's they think it's normal because yeah okay it's it's from a
previous marriage there is no
blood yeah there's no blood it's from a previous marriage i don't know because
my grandpa was married
three times this was his last wife okay the most recent one okay yeah okay that's
kind of like what
happened in clueless right i guess