Name: Trashy Tattoos - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)
Uploaded: 2023-01-07T21:50:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashy Tattoos - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trashy Tattoos - Are You Garbage LIVE: Stand Up comedy (2022)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-07. Transcript available.

Fucking get off your high horse now, bud.
Is it garbage to have a tattoo artist at your wedding?
Holy shit!
Yeah, that's trash, dude.
Yeah, if you're in the Navy, what the fuck?
Holy shit, did you get married by a Hell's Angel?
Jesus!
Holy shit!
Did you get a tattoo on your wedding day?
What was it?
A wrench.
A wrench?
It's not like your wife's name, you fucking dirtbag.
I just love Snap-on tools, dude.
Yo, check out my Nick Foles tattoo, bro.
Did the missus get a tattoo?
Yeah.
What, did you get a drill or something?
A monkey wrench.
A what?
A monkey wrench.
A monkey wrench?
Am I missing something?
I don't fucking yet.
Wait, Pat, you got a wrench?
And she got a monkey wrench.
Your first date was the Foo Fighters.
Your first date was the Foo Fighters.
So you got Foo Fighters themed tattoos on your wedding day.
Nah, that's real classy, dude.
My bad.
You should have elaborated beforehand.
That's the case.
Are you the mayor of Hapbur?
Oh, what's going on here?
It's a good thing Limp Bizkit wasn't in town.
Holy shit.
He's got a Fred Durst tattoo on his chest.
What's up?
I did it all for the Nookie, bro.
That's beautiful.
Shout out to the Foo Fighters.
No, it's not.
It's not beautiful.
Fuck that.
I'm not letting him slide on that shit.
I think it's very sweet.
Clap it up for them guys one time.
Oh, my God.
Wait, can I ask one follow-up?
Please do, sir.
Where'd you guys go on your honeymoon?
Back to my own name.
Who was playing?
What'd you...
Did you get...
Oh, I don't know if that makes sense.
All right.
Did you just do like a cabin or go skiing or something?
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Sounds like you were dumping a body.
Yeah.
One more time.
Clap it up for him, everybody.
Okay.
Okay, Philly.
This one's from Jeff.
It just says,
Have you ever worn dress socks with Tim's?
That is a very specific feeling.
I know.
Whose wedding were you going to?
It was Pat Z's.
Oh, that's fucking great.
All right.
Let's see.
This one is...
Where's Sam C at?
That might be you.
Did you email?
Yeah.
Okay.
So that's probably you.
Sam, what's your full name?
Samantha?
There we go.
Fucking true detective over here.
Wait.
Hold on a second.
Are you Samantha by any chance?
You're not Samuel, are you?
Does that start with an S by any chance?
Uh, one more thing.
It's a real deep cut.
There you go.
Older me got it.
I thought you were asleep.
Jesus Christ.
Man, you just popped up there.
It's same age older me somehow.
Wait, what?
We're both 36.
Shut the fuck up.
I just want to feel your pulse.
Hang on.
Holy shit.
You had a rough go of it, didn't you, big boy?
I'm sorry, dude.
Man.
Do you want something to eat or anything like that?
Can I get you anything?
Try a vegetable, will ya?
Holy shit.
Get some potassium in you.
All right.
Where were we?
My man.
You guys, you guys for sure are taking the cake in the Philly show.
All right.
No, Sam.
Samantha.
All right.
All right.