Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Down by the Docks w/ Adam Rowe
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Down by the Docks w/ Adam Rowe

quick tour update gang the state trashy tour is a cook and we're adding shows
and we're coming to a
city near you bring the squad out and come see us we're hitting new haven
connecticut burlington
vermont new second shows added in both those cities what then we're going to
tampa florida
second show added there dania beach florida raleigh north carolina louisville
cleveland
get your tickies now you snooze you lose see you out there welcome to another
exciting edition of
are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are
classy individuals
or absolute trash now here are your hosts kevin ryan and h foley hey everybody
out there and
welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast this is are you garbage oh
yeah it's that little
show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it after good to be
classy after just a big
old piece of trash i'm your host h foley coming at you on a beautiful day out
back here in the new
edition toady's spending that cut still i know saw her this morning she had
dollar bills all over her
back i don't know what she was doing upstairs in the bedroom but it wasn't pg i
can tell you that
my co-host is coming at you from right next to me he is the ceo of are you
garbage he is an
international businessman he's got the guys on wall street nervous and the guys
on main street
all rooting for him give it up for kj kevin james ryan what's up everybody
thanks for tuning in as
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know those numbers are cooking then obviously i'll have to say to this room the
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the world yeah it is and
how about a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire the magic man
makes us all look good
works to ones works to twos the threes and fours he crosses the t's and he dots
the i's now you get a
little peek at him with the toby cam give it up for t-bone mcscruffins toby mcbone
everybody what up
dude what up t-bone oh man the exchange rate on this guy we got in here this we
got some top dollars
garbage from across the bond dude shout out the lids let's go yeah heavy hitter
in the building ladies
and gentlemen kids holding up the western front all by itself fucking cleaning
up in the european theater
gang we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly and i mean incredibly
special guest
back with us again today if you haven't caught his episode do yourself a favor
and go check it out
he is a very funny very successful stand-up comedian and podcaster he just
released not one but two
stand-up specials this year alone about to kick off a new tour and of course he
is the host of have a
word give it up for adam rowler right there he is on that to be in the new guy
looking sharp kid
what's up wearing that money well i'm so jealous of everyone's ability in this
room particularly
yours to just with without missing a beat flawlessly broadcast like a monologue
that you've
improvised he loves them it's absolutely he's the best in the biz best in the
biz i'm drunk
that's what it is i got about 10 minutes in me i'll be sleeping in a minute you
get one of them white
claws keep them awake brother congratulations man thanks for having us back
yeah dude yeah it's uh
things are going well over the other side and i like to pop over here every now
and then
the other side sounds like you're coming from another dimension over here
cleaning space money
the one the one thing i do love about you i guess it's i guess it's the ing the
english thing
is you look you look you're very well put together sharp yeah you think so yeah
where's that shirt
where's that jacket from uh so this is from a shop in liverpool uh called tozuti
so they're like a
chain of um they sell like designer shit but like if you go in at the right
time it's one of those
places where they sell designer stuff and if you go in when it first gets
released like this will be
like no one's but then like three weeks later no one's bought it price or
whatever but it's this
was like 80 off all right i'll give you that like it's really so you're still a
dirt bag yeah like i'm
quite liberal with my money but i'd rather buy five things so i'll wait until
it comes down a little bit
do you know what i mean uh-huh i thought you meant if you're sneaking at the
right time when the guy's
grabbing his lunch yeah you can walk out with a five-finger discount
that's awesome has there been any because we're obviously you know bad with
money has there been
any stupid purchases anything you regret you were doing well when you came over
the first time now
you guys are really blowing it out so the last time i was here as we were sort
of discussing before
right was a bit of a trip for me and i had a bad time over here break up with a
girl and stuff and
when i went back i thought i was handling everything really well and when i
look back on it i was having
a very glamorous mental breakdown that's the best kind of hair yeah so i got
myself like a city like in
liverpool we've got the the most uh sort of uh source after area is the docks
like the albert dock in
liverpool okay so i got myself like a what a shithole
by the docks down by the oil tankers it's a nice looking dock it's not just it
like like it look
it's red it's not gray it's it's it's pretty it looks good fucking google it
like it's it pull it
ah one day we'll have enough one day we'll have enough money to live by the refinery
yeah it sounds nice when my number comes in i'm moving right to the train
tracks
we got a power plant view everything that's awesome oh
don't you know you just meet a guy and you're like you're my kind of guy
i love it so you were living over there so i i i was i was living in a suburb
and i just went
fuck this i'm gonna go and live in the city center sure on the docks flex high-rise
apartment three
bedrooms i live on my own i've got a bedroom that's exclusively for sneakers
like it's just
it's wall-to-wall trainers um and i did that and then i i bought a car so and
you messaged me when i
got it i bought a range rover volar yeah and it's great automatic and that's
like like standard in the
uk and it was just uh it's a it's a few months where i look back and go i i
committed myself to
two years in an apartment that tripled my rent and i should have probably just
bought a house
put a little bit away yeah or went and got drunk or something
saved yourself a couple of couple of quid
so they're buying cruise ships saying fuck it all right that's what i'm talking
about
but like actual like just buying stuff i i'm i'm quite bad for that yeah if i
see something
i'll just just get on it i'll just like yeah we're completing it yeah yeah why
did that was when i didn't
have a i would have like 80 bucks in my account i would go spend 50 at the bar
like i'm just bad with
money i'm just horrible with it so it's funny it was always it always worked
itself out yeah i didn't
pay my student loans i didn't pay my credit card bills my pad my cable would
get shut off it worked
itself out yeah so me and my best friend who's he's our toby he's our producer
on the podcast name's carl
he's uh when he got into university neither of us went to university that year
he got his student loan
mine i didn't come through yet so i didn't get mine so he had a student loan
that he had absolutely no need
for so between me and him we spent every penny of it going out seven nights a
week for like six months
so he he's got like two because eventually he went back to university and got
more student loans
and he's got two student loan debts wait they gave you the money and you weren't
you weren't
rolling to school and you guys just kept the cash they gave him the student
loan and then like a week
or two in he was like i i don't want to do this course so i'm just going to
fucking leave uh-huh you've
got the debt but they don't take the money off you yeah that's all right
yeah right then around the beers after the 20 years ends up costing you like 18
000 in interest
payments all to get up for six months good six months yeah splitting it with
his boy that's
all right right there you get an a in friendship my friend i'll tell you that
right now oh that's
fucking so love that yeah i actually so i ended up owing him hundreds and
hundreds of pounds because
he wasn't just giving me it he was like right well we'll go out tonight and i'll
give you another
hundred out of this sure um i when my mom so like we were talking before we
started last time i was
on here there's a line that i get tweeted a lot from this of course it's one of
the funniest episodes
the ale took her because my mom was an alcoholic and that's what killed her
when she died i got left
like 2 000 pounds because she was
and when i got it that's when i paid carl back and he he was like i'm i'd
rather you give me it in 10
years yeah i can't take your mom's last two thousand dollars he's like i don't
want this money give me
any other money with this money and i made him that money's haunted man you can't
you'll get bad juju
on you you spend that money that's bad i use my alcoholic mums and headings to
pay off an alcohol
and the upside down in the fish and chips oh man that is so funny that's great
what uh what have
you done since you've been here have you soaked in any of the sights any broad
you see a broadway
show you hit any landmarks what are you doing a broadway show i'm a big musical
theater guy
appearance yeah i went to see hamilton a few years ago i'm just like this is clit
um so i went to see parade the other night i don't even know what that is it's
really good it's
like a a resurgence of an old one that's okay and uh ben platts the lead so he
was the guy the
original dear evan hansen he's gone on to do a lot of stuff in like movies and
stuff and it was like
it's hard to get a ticket at the minute there was like one ticket left a single
and luckily i'm on
my own out here so i was like i'll just take that um i went to see that i went
to see a hockey game
i went to see the rangers against the penguins there you go msg wow really good
game and i've just
ate at good places i went to cats late last night and got the pastrami i went
over to brooklyn
got uh to sweet chick got some chicken and waffles i i went around to friedman's
had a steak eggs and
fries at 9 30 a.m because i texted to my girlfriend and i was like hey i'm
having this she was like
isn't it half nine i was like it's what they do here what they do these americans
are nuts i don't
know what to tell you hey babe i don't i don't make the rules you know what i'm
saying that's all right
did you fly over here up front i did fly over here up front but i'm flying back
in the back
wait hold on a second wait that's that's a dirt bag
it was cheaper to upgrade on the way out so it was like 350 pounds to upgrade
on the way out and
i was like that's worth it on the way back it was like four and a half grand oh
yeah that's
fucking why yeah it's just not i can't i can't justify that in my own head no
yeah that's funny
though give me first class going it's going to be the saddest trip home you're
going to be
fucking hung over 13 pounds heavier and sweaty trying to explain to the flight
attendant i was up
front on the way over there
do you know what it is on the way out i flew it like noon so no one needed a
bed and that's why there
was so much like right cheaper to upgrade on the way back i'm flying at night
everyone wants to sleep
on the plane sure okay that makes sense i'll give you that price difference i'll
give you that um
yeah what i'll do is i'll just because even i've got premium economy okay you
still get all your
drinks and some decent food um as decent as airplane food can be sure so i will
just get hammered
so that i can sleep sat off sure sure when you get drunk at the airport yeah
and then on the plane
and then carry on on the plane piggyback it on until i just cannot see and th